The Name of the Victors

No, I don't know what the title means either.

[agracious-rampant]

I now know how it feels to be bipolar. I dropped my phone but caught it before it hit the ground.

[catpun]

god i hope my history teacher doesnt get extremely offended by this

we have to adapt a story to be about something weve been studying and read it to the class

my group is doing the very hungry hitler

[crispychocolate-blog]

OH MY GOD

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

so hitler took poland

but he was still hungry

[embarrassedpokerface]

PLEASE POST YOUR FINAL PRESENTATION

[celestialxbabygirl]

Humor

[gobblechopstv]

[anglerdangler]

Lol

[jamestiberiusfuckhead]

how to follow the prime directive, by leonard h. mccoy, md

[macabrekawaii]

Bless.

[pointyearedelvishprinceling]

Aragorn fighting with Ringwraiths at Amon Sûl

[deluision]

[drugsound]

Government is good.

Big Brother is watching you.

The State wants to take care of you.

[southern-conservatism-deactivat]

north Korea scares me to death. the fact that a place like that still exists in modern day. those people are prisoners.

[melancholic-fangirl]

1984 is here and now

[mormondad-deactivated20160509]

this is too 1984 to be real

[runforyoourlife]

[whatsacanada]

does canada have an army or do they just send herds of moose after their enemies

[heliotrooper-deactivated2014031]

we don’t have enemies because we don’t stir up shit with other countries like the rest of u

[yugoslavic]

[putagridonit]

It’s funny because Americans wont get it

[fabled-foreigntongues-deactivat]

this is killing me. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

[callsy]

brilliant.

[bustedbitmap]

[portalgifs]

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

[klausyqueen-deactivated20131228]

MY DASH MADE GOLD. I’M FREAKING CRyiNG

[hannsolo]

[hpotterfun-deactivated20150625]

Classic 11-year-old reaction:

Let’s pretend like it didn’t happen. :D

[buttermymuffins-deactivated2024]

[iamgoingtoeatyoursoul-blog]

THANK YOU. I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR ABOUT 5 YEARS

[rockyhorrorpicturechic]

What am I going to do now?

[damndanyul]

You can die happily

[gaaraofsburbia]

#the blood oath is fulfilled #i am free

[readerfanatic]

i’m crying

[savannahgambino-deactivated2023]

[isis-]

OH SWEET JESUS THIS IS MUCH NEEDED COMPARED TO THAT POST TELLING YOU YOUVE LOST THE GAME OH MAN THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY

[coolerinenochian]

[agracious-rampant]

Night Vale Quotes 1/? Down With Strex Edition 

inspired by {x}

[twisteddoodles]

'If at first you don't succeed…' The science version!

[rucaknex-deactivated20150209]

[HOPE INTENSIFIES]

[bechena]

thats a huge mug

[wyrdash-blog]

maybe he’s just a very small person