IRON MAN 3 SENTENCE MEME
modify as necessary! cw for gendered slurs.
“We create our own demons.”
“Who said that? What does it even mean? Doesn’t matter.”
“I’m going to start again.”
“Let’s track this from the beginning.”
“The old days. I never thought they would come back to bite me.”
“I’m a big fan of your work.”
“I’m titillated by the notion of working with you.”
“Let’s ditch these clowns. I’ll see you up on the roof in five minutes.”
“I thought that was just a theory.”
“Can you not touch my plant?”
“I created demons and I didn’t even know it.”
“Yeah, those were good times. Then I moved on.”
“I’ve also prepared a safety briefing for you to entirely ignore.”
“May I remind you that you’ve been awake for nearly seventy-two hours?”
“Come on, I ain’t scared of you.”
“As always, a great pleasure watching you work.”
“I guess seventy-two hours is a long time between siestas.”
“You know who I am. You don’t know where I am. And you’ll never see me coming.”
“It tested well with focus groups, alright?”
“When’s the last time you got a good night’s sleep?”
“Einstein slept three hours a year. look what he did.”
“People are concerned about you. I’m concerned about you.”
“You’re going to come at me like that?”
“My diagnosis is that you’ve experienced a severe anxiety attack.”
“You don’t have to thank me.”
“We’ll talk about this later, but right now, I have to go deal with this very annoying thing.”
“I used to work with him and he used to ask me out all the time, so it’s a little awkward.”
“I don’t like the sound of that.”
“I had to leave while I still had a shred of dignity.”
“Don’t talk to me like that any more. You’re not my boss.”
“You should take more of an interest in what’s going on here.”
“This woman’s the best thing that ever happened to you and you’re just ignoring her.”
“As my father used to say, “Failure is the fog through which we glimpse triumph.””
“You’re wearing this in the house now?”
“You know, everybody needs a hobby.”
“You ate without me already? On date night?”
“Hey, I admit it. My fault. Sorry.”
“I’m a piping hot mess. It’s been going on for a while. I haven’t said anything.”
“You experience things and then they’re over, and you still can’t explain them.”
“The only reason I haven’t cracked up is probably because you moved in. ”
“I have to protect the one thing that I can’t live without. That’s you.”
“Just let me catch my breath.”
“Don’t say I never did nothing for you.”
“True story about fortune cookies. They look Chinese, they sound Chinese, but they’re actually an American invention, which is why they’re hollow, full of lies, and leave a bad taste in the mouth.”
“When is somebody gonna kill this guy? I’m just saying.”
“There’s no politics here, it’s just good old-fashioned revenge.”
“Don’t take it personally. I don’t remember what I had for breakfast.”
“Look, I need to be alone with you. Someplace not here.”
“This is how normal people behave.”
“Do we need to worry about that?”
“I think I may be malfunctioning.”
“I’ve got a lot of apologies to make and not a lot of tme.”
“I’m so sorry I put you in harm’s way. That was selfish and stupid and it won’t happen again.”
“I’m sorry in advance because I can’t come home yet.”
“Technically, you’re dead.”
“It happens. Dads leave. No need to be a pussy about it.”
“You know what keeps going through my head? “Where’s my sandwich?””
“No talking and no eye contact, unless you want to get shot in the face.”
“That’s manipulative. I don’t wanna talk about it.”
“Remember what I told you? That I have an anxiety issue?”
“Does this subject make you edgy?”
“Can I just catch my breath for a second?”
“Do you need a plastic bag to breathe into?”
“I just want to say I’m sorry abut your loss.”
“That’s all you got? A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?”
“That could be the name of my autobiography. ”
“If you do someone a solid, don’t be a yutz, alright? Just play it cool. Otherwise you come off grandiose.”
“Admit it, you need me. We’re connected.”
“What I need is for you to go home, keep your trap shut and stay connected t the telephone, because if I call, you better pick up. Okay?”
“Move out of the way or I’m gonna run you over.”
“What would you regard as the defining moment of your life?”
“If you want this suit, you’re going to have to pry my cold dead body out of it.”
“I seem to do quite well for a stretch, and then at the end of the sentence I say the wrong cranberry.”
“The guns are all fake because those wankers wouldn’t trust me with the real ones.”
“It’s complicated? Uncomplicate it.”
“You got a minute to live. Fill it with words.”
“I panicked, but then I handled it.”
“You used to have a moral psychology. You used to have ideals. You wanted to help people. Now look at you.”
“You gave me the greatest gift anybody’s ever given me. Desperation. ”
“It’s times like these my temper is tested somewhat.”
“You should be gone by now. You should’ve already been gone.”
“I hate working here. They are so weird.”
“Welcome back to the land of the living.”
“Walk away from that, you son of a bitch.”
“Everybody needs a hobby.”
“Thank you, by the way. For listening.”
“Wow, I had no idea you were such a good listener.”
“To be able to share all my intimate thoughts and experiences with someone, it just cuts the weight of it in half.”
“It’s like a snake swallowing its own tail. Everything comes full circle.”
“Are you actively napping?”
