yeah sheâs one cute and deadly assassin

if i look back, i am lost
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YOU ARE THE REASON

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@agrinwithoutacat
yeah sheâs one cute and deadly assassin
My goal in life? Me and my girlfriend are on holiday somewhere where they speak Spanish. Weâre at a restaurant. The server comes up to us to ask us what we want to order. I speak to the waiter. My Spanish is flawless. My girlfriend looks at me in awe. We donât end up eating dinner bc we go back to the hotel where she fucks me senseless. The end.
Wow, the people at duolingo are really getting more creative with their ads
things that don't mean or make you a man
he/him pronouns
a dick
discomfort with your chest
dressing masculine
things that do mean you're a man
identifying as one
fun drinking game
take a shot everytime you feel like you wanna die
If I did that I wanted want to die anymore.. is be dead
u know when i was 12 i just kinda assumed the cullensâ cover story worked bc a 23 year old is obviously an Adult and no one would question why or how he adopted like five kids between the ages of 17 and 20 but now that im in my 20s i have come to the conclusion that everyone in forks knows the cullens are vampires bc they all took one look at carlisle âi look like im fresh out of undergrad but im a doctor i swearâ cullen and his gaggle of nearly-adult âchildrenâ and collectively called bullshit
i just thought everyone was like âoh yikes a cultâ and minded their business
cullens: we are a family but also date each other and our parents are barely older than us and we take collective hikes on school days and donât interact with people except this new kinda loner girl :)
forks:
is it even a criminal minds episode if derek morgan doesnât call the unsub âa sick son of a bitchâ
is it even a criminal minds episode if derek morgan doesnât call the unsub âa sick son of a bitchâ
After suffering years of depression and anxiety I am finally coming out the other side and beginning to see hope in my future. Unfortunately
Iâve done a thing I always swore I wouldnât do. Iâve posted a GoFundMe link in my profile.
Iâm tired of years of scars and pain littering my body and I have decided I want to get them covered up. Except I canât afford the money to do it.
If you are able to check out the link that would be great, if youâre able to donate something as small as a dollar that would be even more great!
I donât want my past holding me back anymore, I want to look forward to my future and not worry about the judgement I get for my arms.
Please share, donate, read whatever you are able to do. Love you all x
A Fun Story About an Asshole in a Locker Room
About three things you must be sure before you read this story:
I am a grower, not a show-er. Â There is nothing terribly remarkable about my non-aroused junk.
I literally donât care who sees me naked in the locker room. Â It took me a long time to be comfortable with my body, and Iâm not in a locker room to flaunt it. Â Iâm there to undress, shower, and dress.
My mood this morning is best summed up in these two gifs:
*** SO.
Iâm in the locker room. Â I come out of the shower and go to my locker, and there are three guys at their lockers in the same area, all talking to each other. Â I pay them no mind because I donât give a shit. Â I open my locker. Â I grab my underwear. Â I drop my towel.
One of the guys thought he was gonna try and be cocky and said, âYou fuck chicks with that dick?â
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My inner monologue at that exact second can best be summed up with this gif:
I turned around, completely naked, my apparently insufficient chick-fucking dick just hanging out for the world to see, looked the dude straight in the eye and said, âNo, but I can take a dick like a champ.  You tryna fuck?â
I have never seen a person so instantly regret a choice in my entire life.  He started sputtering like a bottle of shampoo that was nearly empty and then just gave up and ran off while his friends just howled.
I calmly turned around and went about my life, minding my own goddamn business like a civilized adult.
Moral of the story is,
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I just choked.
this is still the funniest fucking thing i remember being 7 and almost throwing up watching this and now im 20 puking onto my rugÂ
Straight men who embrace their femininity, express emotions in a healthy way and help advocate for minority groups without speaking over them? Big dick energy.
You mean
who would win in a death battle⊠tumblr liberals or reddit liberals
club penguin liberals
my personality is 30% the last movie I watched
Kittens, raised with rabbits, have learned to imitate the rabbitsâ behavior by hopping about.
Th-th-th-
THEY HOP
@ghostymeat
Hey. LIVING COSTS MONEY! How about giving more money to the companies that employ me and MAYBE I MIGHT BE OK
This is such a funny thing to me because in Thai culture, itâs completely normal to live with your parents when youâre an adult. In fact, most people live in their family home until theyâre married ¯\_(ă)_/ÂŻ
Saaaame in Pakistan dude and being abroad for grad school is really fucking me up I am not built to be even slightly independent đ
In Western culture (including America!) it was completely normal for people to live with their parents in adulthoodâsometimes until they married, sometimes longer. In America, that changed (for men) in the 1940s and 50s, when it was really really easy for an 18 year old to get a good job that paid more than enough to live a comfortable life on, or to afford college which would then practically guarantee you an even better-paying job. Women joined the trend of moving out at 18 in the 1960s and 70s.
And now those jobs donât exist, or are few and far between, and guess what! People are living with their parents again. But that 70-year span was just long enough that it fell out of common memory, and now people are seen as âfailuresâ because the economics have changed.
A very great deal of Western culture, ESPECIALLY America, is actually still based on a memory of the 40âČs and 50âČs as the baseline of normalcy despite them being a total fluke at the time. World War II and McCarthyism created a massive shift towards rabid patriotism, Christian fundamentalism and the ideal of the ânuclear familyâ that resembled nothing before it and weâre still recovering from as the majority of our most powerful politicians are old enough that this period of sudden fanaticism is their ânostalgic good old daysâ and the way they think things are âsupposed to be.â
I love when these posts randomly become tiny history lessons, it soothes me
It makes more sense that people were rushing to America if they were so easily able to live off those wages compared to now.
Itâs quite likely no coincidence that that most âmismanagedâ and least profitable social media site is also the one that turned out to be most amenable to the formation of actual communities
To clarify, Tumblr is indeed horribly mismanaged, but notably, itâs mismanaged both in ways that harm us (e.g. doing little about pornbots, nazis, etc.) and ways that have greatly benefited us â not asking for real names, hiding our follower counts, a chronologically-sorted dashboard, etc. are big draws, but in the eyes of other social media monarchs, they look like unforgivable mistakes. If I donât have to give my real name, thatâs that much less information to sell to advertisers. If posts are listed chronologically, Tumblr canât shove the posts of âinfluencersâ in front of me willy-nilly. Tumblr was a âsuccessâ because it was too poorly managed to sufficiently atomize us, and so we actually had conversations and communities instead of being the best products for advertisers.
Hmmmm. Interesting