[punkeduppirate]

yeah she’s one cute and deadly assassin

[topmeladies]

My goal in life? Me and my girlfriend are on holiday somewhere where they speak Spanish. We’re at a restaurant. The server comes up to us to ask us what we want to order. I speak to the waiter. My Spanish is flawless. My girlfriend looks at me in awe. We don’t end up eating dinner bc we go back to the hotel where she fucks me senseless. The end.

[seasammy]

Wow, the people at duolingo are really getting more creative with their ads

[turing-tested]

things that don't mean or make you a man

he/him pronouns

a dick

discomfort with your chest

dressing masculine

things that do mean you're a man

identifying as one

[porterr-robinson]

[girlonline1337]

fun drinking game

take a shot everytime you feel like you wanna die

[strangefriendperson-deactivated]

[agrinwithoutacat]

If I did that I wanted want to die anymore.. is be dead

[bathetic]

u know when i was 12 i just kinda assumed the cullens’ cover story worked bc a 23 year old is obviously an Adult and no one would question why or how he adopted like five kids between the ages of 17 and 20 but now that im in my 20s i have come to the conclusion that everyone in forks knows the cullens are vampires bc they all took one look at carlisle “i look like im fresh out of undergrad but im a doctor i swear” cullen and his gaggle of nearly-adult “children” and collectively called bullshit

[apathbacktoyou]

i just thought everyone was like “oh yikes a cult” and minded their business

cullens: we are a family but also date each other and our parents are barely older than us and we take collective hikes on school days and don’t interact with people except this new kinda loner girl :)

forks:

[peanutem]

is it even a criminal minds episode if derek morgan doesn’t call the unsub “a sick son of a bitch”

[peanutem]

is it even a criminal minds episode if derek morgan doesn’t call the unsub “a sick son of a bitch”

[agrinwithoutacat]

Click here to support Cover-Up Tattoo Fund organised by Eleanor Webster

After suffering years of depression and anxiety I am finally coming out the other side and beginning to see hope in my future. Unfortunately

I’ve done a thing I always swore I wouldn’t do. I’ve posted a GoFundMe link in my profile.

I’m tired of years of scars and pain littering my body and I have decided I want to get them covered up. Except I can’t afford the money to do it.

If you are able to check out the link that would be great, if you’re able to donate something as small as a dollar that would be even more great!

I don’t want my past holding me back anymore, I want to look forward to my future and not worry about the judgement I get for my arms.

Please share, donate, read whatever you are able to do. Love you all x

[broodingsoul]

A Fun Story About an Asshole in a Locker Room

About three things you must be sure before you read this story:

I am a grower, not a show-er.  There is nothing terribly remarkable about my non-aroused junk.

I literally don’t care who sees me naked in the locker room.  It took me a long time to be comfortable with my body, and I’m not in a locker room to flaunt it.  I’m there to undress, shower, and dress.

My mood this morning is best summed up in these two gifs:

*** SO.

I’m in the locker room.  I come out of the shower and go to my locker, and there are three guys at their lockers in the same area, all talking to each other.  I pay them no mind because I don’t give a shit.  I open my locker.  I grab my underwear.  I drop my towel.

One of the guys thought he was gonna try and be cocky and said, “You fuck chicks with that dick?”

…

My inner monologue at that exact second can best be summed up with this gif:

I turned around, completely naked, my apparently insufficient chick-fucking dick just hanging out for the world to see, looked the dude straight in the eye and said, “No, but I can take a dick like a champ.  You tryna fuck?”

I have never seen a person so instantly regret a choice in my entire life.  He started sputtering like a bottle of shampoo that was nearly empty and then just gave up and ran off while his friends just howled.

I calmly turned around and went about my life, minding my own goddamn business like a civilized adult.

Moral of the story is,

[bigsteve316-deactivated20181204]

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[maximus029-deactivated20180612]

I just choked.

[pastabot]

[thestateonmtv]

this is still the funniest fucking thing i remember being 7 and almost throwing up watching this and now im 20 puking onto my rug 

[chaoticgood-queer]

Straight men who embrace their femininity, express emotions in a healthy way and help advocate for minority groups without speaking over them? Big dick energy.

[cyborg-and-the-chamber-of-chisme]

You mean

[mi1f]

who would win in a death battle… tumblr liberals or reddit liberals

[progerin-deactivated20190120]

club penguin liberals

[discreetwithabellyring-deactiva]

[weavemunchers-deactivated201407]

my personality is 30% the last movie I watched

[cybergata]

Kittens, raised with rabbits, have learned to imitate the rabbits’ behavior by hopping about.

[megurashkarchived]

wow

[muja-bunny]

Th-th-th-

THEY HOP

[knivxsanddespair]

@ghostymeat

[chicks2010]

[kibumsfreakk]

Hey. LIVING COSTS MONEY! How about giving more money to the companies that employ me and MAYBE I MIGHT BE OK

[nyangibun]

This is such a funny thing to me because in Thai culture, it’s completely normal to live with your parents when you’re an adult. In fact, most people live in their family home until they’re married ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[thenutofroyalty]

Saaaame in Pakistan dude and being abroad for grad school is really fucking me up I am not built to be even slightly independent 😂

[beatrice-otter]

In Western culture (including America!) it was completely normal for people to live with their parents in adulthood–sometimes until they married, sometimes longer.  In America, that changed (for men) in the 1940s and 50s, when it was really really easy for an 18 year old to get a good job that paid more than enough to live a comfortable life on, or to afford college which would then practically guarantee you an even better-paying job.  Women joined the trend of moving out at 18 in the 1960s and 70s.

And now those jobs don’t exist, or are few and far between, and guess what!  People are living with their parents again.  But that 70-year span was just long enough that it fell out of common memory, and now people are seen as “failures” because the economics have changed.

[bogleech]

A very great deal of Western culture, ESPECIALLY America, is actually still based on a memory of the 40′s and 50′s as the baseline of normalcy despite them being a total fluke at the time. World War II and McCarthyism created a massive shift towards rabid patriotism, Christian fundamentalism and the ideal of the “nuclear family” that resembled nothing before it and we’re still recovering from as the majority of our most powerful politicians are old enough that this period of sudden fanaticism is their “nostalgic good old days” and the way they think things are “supposed to be.”

[heaven-nor-hell]

I love when these posts randomly become tiny history lessons, it soothes me

[nightkrowe]

It makes more sense that people were rushing to America if they were so easily able to live off those wages compared to now.

[apricops]

It’s quite likely no coincidence that that most ‘mismanaged’ and least profitable social media site is also the one that turned out to be most amenable to the formation of actual communities

[apricops]

To clarify, Tumblr is indeed horribly mismanaged, but notably, it’s mismanaged both in ways that harm us (e.g. doing little about pornbots, nazis, etc.) and ways that have greatly benefited us – not asking for real names, hiding our follower counts, a chronologically-sorted dashboard, etc. are big draws, but in the eyes of other social media monarchs, they look like unforgivable mistakes. If I don’t have to give my real name, that’s that much less information to sell to advertisers. If posts are listed chronologically, Tumblr can’t shove the posts of ‘influencers’ in front of me willy-nilly. Tumblr was a ‘success’ because it was too poorly managed to sufficiently atomize us, and so we actually had conversations and communities instead of being the best products for advertisers.

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

Hmmmm. Interesting