'Tis I Yo

Just little Hooman

[stars-bean]

“The time of hot chocolaty mornings and toasty marshmallow evenings.”

Pooh’s Grand Adventure: The Search for Christopher Robin (1997) dir. Karl Geurs

[butyoutoldmeiwasfunny]

[thoughtkick]

“I hope you fall in love with someone who never lets you fall asleep thinking you’re unwanted.”

— Unknown

[heavyrain-dc]

“The best thing in life is finding someone who knows all your flaws, mistakes and weaknesses and still thinks you’re completely amazing.”

— Unknown

[lone-nyctophile]

[agua-polla-loca]

Mhmmmmm

[just-shower-thoughts]

You have never seen your own internal organs, and very likely never will

[agua-polla-loca]

Ahhhh but I have seen one of mine. It was just no longer internal.

[bnmxfld]

“We were the wrong age for love and yet it was all we could think about.”

— Brendan Cowell

[siir-poesia]

[perfectquote]

“A soulmate is someone who is willing to grow with you, who chooses to be with you until the end, and will love you through good and bad. It’s not about sunshine and laughter, it’s about mundane moments filled with unknowns.”

— T.B. LaBerge

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

there are people out there who, on a nightly basis, fall asleep in less than 20 minutes. that feels wrong to me

[agua-polla-loca]

Me taking at minimum an hour to fall asleep

[funnytwittertweets]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

dislike it when people say 'bless you' when I sneeze. stop acknowledging my bodily functions

[coraclavia]

look I'm just trying to stop your soul from escaping out your nose, thereby allowing a demon to barge in

the demon should at least ask politely

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

sweet but unnecessary! two demons can't fit into the same vessel and this one's already occupied

[obsidianforest]

[misfortunatemoth]

i think all of my problems would be solved if i lived somewhere like this

[steddielations]

absolutely no one:

eddie munson: carrying his lunch box full of dr*gs around school

[agua-polla-loca]

Dude we love Eddie he’s the best

[cannibalchicken]

[just-shower-thoughts]

A dildo is a meat substitute

[porterr-robinson]

[sandersstudies]

This is so

Unnecessary

[myrrhguy-deactivated20250626]

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour