ooo ouch danggit

this is a cracker text blog ... with minor exceptions.

[allteeensrelate]

me: *knows exactly what i have to say*

me: *stutters and fucks up a 5 word sentence*

[latenights]

no offense to me or anything but what the fuck am i actually doing

[greelin]

raccoons and their… little hands

[taradiddled]

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[jaxblade]

ehh what the hell

[jaxblade]

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

[jaxblade]

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

[que-pasadena]

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

[perlexnoire-deactivated20150716]

Oh? Well… *reblag*

[zer0will2live]

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

[qslay]

I have nothing to lose

[stoicdaydreamer]

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

[astripperstory]

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

[brownsugarempress]

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

[thecrybabbles-deactivated201605]

Money dog is my friend

[yeaimcoollikethat-deactivated20]

Money dog is the shit

[anttom2016-blog]

I believe in the money dog😀

[princedhunglow-deactivated20181]

I believe in the money 🐶

[cosmic-noir]

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

[crip-jesus-deactivated20190301]

Just woke up 🙌🏿

[totheonedegree]

Pplease😭🙏🏽

[sendo-k]

im

[gentle-loofa-deactivated2023021]

Reblogged because I’m laughing my gut out

[namika-hakuryuu]

Look how many notes this post has

[writingsofthesatanicpanic]

I’m poor money dog pls save me

[heyitscdubs]

Help plz

[orangejuiceskies]

Based on a post by @godbriel

[cozyposy-deactivated20170606]

please remember that if your stomach didnt fold when you sit, slouch, or bend over your tummy skin would rip in half when you stood up again

[infinittywar]

this is both terrifying and reassuring. thanks

[ufoff-blog]

what if people pronounced “yikes” like they do “nike”

[onlyyourtypical]

[best-of-memes]

[ruinedchildhood]

[with-practice]

Have YOU hopped out of bed? Is YOUR swag on?

[violaslayvis]

Most importantly, have you looked in the mirror & said wassup?

[strongbadgmail]

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

[halsyy]

when u finally catch that Pokemon u been tryin to find for forty minutes

[ah-danggit]

me watching the olympics: where’s mario and sonic

[egberts]

what happened when the guy shop lifted the calendar?

[torracat]

he got 12 months

[egberts]

crime isnt a joke

[glassbonespaperskin]

[nourrice]

tbh I am ugly but I’m also gorgeous it’s very complex