[https-graces]

‪I once watched a woman pop off all 10 of her press-on nails into the trash before walking into a lesbian bar

[clexa-pick-up-lines]

chaotic neutral

[ericorbit-deactivated20181220]

[amazoogle]

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

hey there are worms on everything and i’m crying

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

i left a bag of 1,000+ worms open overnight and over half of them escaped

welcome to hell! welcome to hell! that’s only a tiny section of the room!

[a-youngrobot]

Why’d you have a bag of 1000+ worms though?

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

did anyone ask michaelangelo what he was doing with all that paint? i think NOT

[whoisshe777]

i miss him.

[sexanax]

hes ugly and washes his face with hand soap and has holes in his boxers stop

[isaackokiri]

I’m a guy, what am I supposed to wash my face with?

[whoisshe777]

……………y’all

[sexanax]

proof that men are not worth crying over

[tuyyyyu]

According to this [x] , I am a Jawa Sith… Don’t laugh, I’ll come for your ankles!!!!

[rekkingcrew]

<3 Jawas

[halfemptyglassofwine]

[emogyptian-deactivated20180909]

u know when someone is taking a picture of u n u can already FEEL it’s ugly

[unclefather]

[mobilesuitzetagundam]

[itguidesandnews]

[urthwyrm]

Friendly reminder that Kylo Ren is a grown man who chose to become a mass murderer who supported a genocidal, fascist regime and that there’s no canon evidence that he was abused or manipulated.

[misadventuresofmila]

if I text you some wild outta pocket nasty shit there’s like a 10 min window before I’m over it. Don’t text me back 30 mins later cuz the mood has passed that was the old me!!! I don’t know her anymore

[atasteoflee]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[gerriceo]

the saddest thing about reylos is that they’re really good illustrators like imagine putting all that talent into something actually positive

[old-friends-fan-page]

[aheadoflife]

me: *plots out entire novel, mentally writes 500 pages of dialogue, and deeply develops primary and secondary characters whilst driving*

me: *opens microsoft word* wait, what?

[funnypicsdept]