Pharaoh

Ahkmenrah Been dead for some four thousand years You can currently see me at the Museum of Natural History

[ahkmenrahsuggestion]

To the child outside of my tomb earlier: No. The pyramids were not built by aliens. Just because your ancient diseased caucasian people couldn't do it does bot mean it was aliens

[ahkmenrahsuggestion]

We have finally landed back in New York! Do not be worried if theres lots of noise coming from the museum, but obviously I'll be doing the job of a dj again.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

IDK why but the concept of leaks in pop media is so funny to me. Someone just put it out there. Maybe it was on purpose. Maybe they got paid but also likely is theyre just kinda dumb I wanna leak something

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Marvel confirmed that the snap didn’t affect any of the exhibits from Night at the Museum bc it was daytime and they weren’t alive so Mummy Rami Malek and wax Theodore Roosevelt are gonna stop Thanos

[ahkmenrahsuggestion]

I would gladly stop Thanos, I’m afraid it would take more than one night though.

[ahkmenrahsuggestion]

I didn’t sign up for this thousands of years ago

[becksrocks13]

Another Night at the museum deleted scene, worth watching for the ending alone.

[nightatthemuseumology]

WHY DIDNT THEY PUT THIS IN??? This is now part of the movie, thank you. “Ahk sac, sac ahk. Sac nick, nick, sac” 😂❤️

[nightatthemuseumology]

Ba-run-don.

[ahkmenrahsuggestion]

Larry told me about him. He said he was ‘a real tool’ if I remember right.

[artschoolglasses]

Funerary mask of Nymaatre, 2nd C BCE

The Vatican Museums

[tablet-guardians-shipper]

Lancelot: Oh come on! It’ll only take a few minutes and you don’t even have to like it!

Jed, to Ahkmenrah: There’s a speech he knows by heart

[softahky-warmahky]

Ahkmenrah: time sensitive question, how flirt boy?

Jedediah: throw rocks at he

Octavius: Hot dogs

Atilla: kill him

[ir-egipto-travel]

I took you for my wife when I was a young man. I was with you. Then I conquered all ranks, but I never abandoned you. I have never made your heart suffer. Here is what I have done when I was a young man and I exercised all the high functions of Pharoah, Life, Health, Strength, I never abandoned you, saying to the contrary: “That it was by being with you!”

- Women in ancient Egyptian - #thegiftsofmindfulness #iregipto #egyptpassion #retreat #yoga #inspiration #alchemistofunconditionallove #Mo_sharkawi https://www.instagram.com/p/Buugt3kBWfb/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=19gayv86t6ol3

[tablet-guardians-shipper]

Kahmunrah: Mother, was I adopted?

Shepseheret: Hilarious, why would I choose you?

[ancientoriginses]

increibles detalles!

[taliawagnersuggestion]

Hey guys just an advisory but if you don’t know what Momo is or are trying to find out more about it I do NOT advise looking it up. The first things that pop up are pictures of super distorted faces and self harm. If you really want to know about it I suggest asking a friend or someone that knows what it is!

[okanb]

Pyramid of Giza Sunset

[ahkmenrahsuggestion]

Ooc:

Hey y’all I’ve got an ask blog! @ask-pharaoh-of-museums !

[fourth-king-of-the-fourth-king]

Guests at the museum get a rundown of some safety rules and most of them are normal like don’t touch the exhibits, please be careful around Rexy, etc but one of them is, “Don’t talk about the Kardashians,” because legend has it that a guest once dissed Kim within 50 yards of the Egypt exhibit and promptly got verbally accosted by an Egyptian kid half wrapped in bandages with a frazzled security guard hanging onto his arm and the guest screamed and fell over into one of the miniature displays and the nightguard had to convince them not to sue so please don’t talk about the Kardashians ever, thank you

[fourhystericalqueens-blog]

i am larry.

-Guardian of Brooklyn! 

yes……well, actually, i live in manhattan now.

I know but it doesn’t sound as cool