—★ ❝ ( the crazy )

[riluuo-blog]

CHEF SUN’S SIMPLE EGGS. 

SERVINGS: Four people. Or, just shovel it all into your face. SKILL LEVEL: I don’t know what to tell you if this isn’t easy enough.

YOU WILL NEED: some damn eggs (just use regular eggs. don’t be a stuck up nerd and use organic or whatever), some fuckin’ salt and pepper, chives, 1 god damn knob of butter.

METHOD: Mix the ingredients, fry it up, eat that shit.

DISCLAIMER: I’ve just been informed by my sous chef that those aren’t proper measurements. Please consult your measuring spoon, throw some stuff in it, and hope for the best. Like, reblog, and follow for more recipes. I’m nonselective about who I teach. This is Chef Sun Riluo, and you’re watching Food Network–

What? What do you mean I’m fired for being vulgar? But, they still allow Paula Deen to continue abusing butter? This is bullshit! I never curse, I’m rated PG as fuck! </camera goes off, followed by incoherent screams of, ❝ FUCK BOBBY FLAY!❞>

[yourmusings]

Send my muse an emoji and they will react to ...

💋‍ : your muse kissing mine on cheek

💏 : your muse kissing mine on lips

👊 : your muse punching mine

👏 : your muse hugging mine

👋 : your muse slapping mine’s ass

👙 : seeing your muse in underwear 

✈️ : seeing your muse in somewhere they didn’t expect to see

😭 : seeing your muse crying 

👻 : seeing your muse scared

🌙 : seeing your muse outside alone during nighttime

💤 : your muse coming on my muse’s bed during night

🍴 : your muse making mine a breakfast

🌃 : your muse knocking on my muse’s door late

🍸 : your muse offering mine an alcoholic drink

☔️ : your muse offering to share an umbrella with mine on a rainy day

[u0lee-blog]

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[ahnxin-blog]

“You look like you could use a hand.”

SOURCE - ACCEPTING! Even though the restaurant she worked at was small, a lot a people liked to eat in there. She had to clean all the tables before going home and of course wait for the only costumer left. “Oh thanks— but don’t worry I can handle it” The girl had overwork the past few days, making it even harder for her to finish, maybe the guy notice how tired she was. Snow thought twice about it, she didn’t answer confidently, she needed some help but either way she didn’t want to disturb him “Well.. If you’re not busy…”

[ahnxin-blog]

“Hey there, Foxy Mama.”

SOURCE - ACCEPTING! “oh—someone's flirty today.”

[ahnxin-blog]

“Why are you hugging me?”

SOURCE - ACCEPTING!  The girl spotted a really close friend of hers between the crowd of people, she has worked a lot the past three weeks and her tiredness couldn’t let her hang out with the few friends she had. She didn’t hesitate to run by his side and hug him from behind, knowing it would be a big surprise for the male. Instead, the girl was surprised. By the male’s voice she could tell it was a complete stranger, her eyes widened, feeling embarassed for the first time. “I’m really sorry, I thought you were someone else” She covered her mouth trying to keep a straight face and contain her laugher. “Don’t blame me, there’s not much lighting in here.”

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                    “ breakin’ ankles, shatterin’ dreams. basketball never stops. “                        byunghun ‘ thomas ’ park. original character. literate. selective. nsfw.                        + follow for a new friend. reblogs get a starter from this giant baby!!

[ahnxin-blog]

“He’s dead, let’s move on.”

SOURCE - ACCEPTING!         “How can you act like this?” The desperation in her eyes was clear, she suddenly felt shocked not knowing what to do or how to react with a dead body in front of her. The male otherwise looked like he really didn’t care about it, he wasn’t paying attention at all. She didn’t know why he was being like this, maybe he did know how to handle it, worrying was unhelpful, there was nothing to do anymore. “Do you have feelings at least?”

[tedcide-blog]

                               Now everybody wanna know ( WHAT’S UP ! )                                With that boy named Teddy or what he up to !

                                                un deux trois

[93yja-deactivated20160608]

I’ve been wanting to do this for a very long time. As I’ve been roleplaying for more than four years now or about that amount of time. I seriously never thought I would stick with it. Thinking this would be a one time try kind of thing only, and yet here I am still here. Truth be told, there were a lot of ups and downs that happened. And for the first time, being Jiae really brought me a lot of great people. I’ve learned who my real friends are, how things can really change drastically. And most importantly, the best part was meeting such great people here on tumblr. People that I’ve just met here as Jiae, or others who I’ve met from my first muse ever. Which brought me the reason into making this post. Having almost 270+ followers: even though there are some where we don’t interact, but admire each other from a far. Some that had small talk threads with my muse, and those who stuck with me through thick and thin. All of you are important to me, whether we’ve talked or not. Through this post, since it’s a new year. I’m hoping to build more friendships and relations for Jiae as well as to thank each and every one of you for your presence here on my dash. For the following I will be putting some special messages who have been with me for these four years, and some people I would love to interact with and admire from a far. Who are aka. senpai worthy.

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                         (n.) Jaewon Jung : Bacon enthusiast. Renowned cypher machine.                             ` rapper, current yg trainee                 —  Not, three, two, but ONE.                               follow or reblog for a starter ∙ character info ∙ main

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psa about rping with me

[warslain-archive]

friendly reminder: if i ever MISS a reply to your starter, it’s because my activity failed to notify me of it, it didn’t show up in my tag, or i didn’t see your mention. it’s NOT because i didn’t like it ( whenever that’s the case, i try to let you know ). it’s because i MISSED it. PLEASE message me about it once you’re sure i’ve missed it.

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                     VOCALIST and FAKE MAKNAE of LOVELYZ.                      also known as INFINITE’S LITTLE SISTER or                      ELEPHANT. goes by the name YOO JIAE.                      REBLOG for a starter. FOLLOW for a new friend!

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iKON – 덤앤더머 (DUMB & DUMBER)

[93khrn-blog]

   "Call me, beep me if ya wanna reach me                             When ya wanna page me it’s okay I just can’t wait until I hear my cell phone ring                              Doesn’t matter if it’s day or night                                                   Everything’s gonna be alright                 Whenever you need me baby                                  Call me, beep me if ya wanna reach me                                                               (Kim here, so what’s the sitch?)”

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[somekh]

MY MUSE IS NOT ALWAYS RIGHT

   Please keep in mind that, however hard my muse may argue something or however confidently they make a statement, they can be wrong. It’s my muse’s opinion, and my muse talking, and their perception is skewed.               Do not feel like everything out of my character’s mouth is the truth, or that I’m godmodding.