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Nelson | 26 | They/He

[lgbtqiatext]

[chromaticabrasions]

microdosing on someone putting their cigarette out on me by using my bugbite zapper thing

[chromaticabrasions]

it’s pretty sick actually. if u enjoy the sensation of getting burned for 1 singular second and then no pain after id def recommend it

[chromaticabrasions]

bugBITE zapper. bug BITE zapper. not those things for zapping bugs. the device used to relieve the itchiness of bug bites with heat. can you hear me? BUG BITE ZAPPER NOT A BUG ZAPPER DO NOT SLAP YOUR GIRLS PUSSY WITH A BUG ZAPPER

[vriskarune]

"there's no way toby can wrap all this up in just 2 chapters!"

toby, preparing to drop chapter 6 chapter 1:

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

deltarune fans in 2031 sitting through chapter 6 chapter 5 intermission 25 when they thought the whole thing would be done three years ago:

[complimentaryculler]

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[mckitterick]

[rip-quizilla]

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[hotvampireadjacent]

[dogpuppy]

I mostly post the good things about having a kid but god damn this fucking sucks he won’t stop crying and begging for the fart gun from despicable me because he saw it at the store and now saw it on the movie. I’m going insane but I understand he’s very emotional right now. Still though why are kids so annoying sometimes, he’s not normally like this with random shit he sees at the store.

[dogpuppy]

[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[queer-reader-07]

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[ghostowlattic]

[sforzzz]

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

[sforzzz]

i have to go delete some posts

[boringkate]

When I was a kid watching tv was idiot coded and nerds read books, but now scrolling shortform videos is considered braindead behavior and watching tv means you're some kinda intellectual. You might think this shifting assessment of media's consumers might make readers into absolute super geniuses, but no. Only perverts read now.

[squeakitties]

the prawn bomb exploded into shrimpnel

[squeakitties]

a lot of people were krilled

[manicpixievamipre]

Birth of Free Will by John Watkiss

[muzzlesbian]

ublock origin is not enough i need advertisers to feel physical pain

[dogpuppy]