[dmdog]

Lesbians! (Trying to get that good old zineslop look)

(Terfs hands off, this is modelled after a dear friend and trans lesbian, trans women are the backbone of the dyke community ok thanks for coming to my ted talk)

[yujikibafaiz]

Why does the US has so many “male oriented” products. 

[kuzunoharaidou-deactivated20220]

[mrbuttigham-deactivated20141125]

Are u kidding me yogurt is almost always targeted toward women.

[yujikibafaiz]

Okay cool and all but check this out:

A really high quality picture of Johnny Joestar of JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Part 7: Steel Ball Run.

[3atsy-deactivated20181022]

??

[yujikibafaiz]

A really high quality picture of Johnny Joestar of JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Part 7: Steel Ball Run.

[kaytario]

Eileen Mayo

[akashicrecord]

Commenting "may this type of love never find me" under your high school classmates engagement photos

[bruzum]

[dorothylarouge]

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[catchymemes]

[gingik]

[orteil42]

I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me

[orteil42]

you are making this so difficult

[adastrabbit]

fucking the everything bagel for everything

[eategg24]

everything? including war?

[adastrabbit]

fucking the war bagel for war

[wiisagi-maiingan]

If you embroider or hand sew in your bed, you may think to yourself, "I'm just gonna set my needle down real quick next to me/on my chest/literally anywhere except inside the project or on a needle catcher and I'll get it in a minute, it'll be fine." But it won't be fine. You'll lose the needle and then you'll have a loose needle just in your bed. Haunting you. Waiting for you. Craving your flesh and blood.

Use your needle catcher.

[wiisagi-maiingan]

You'll never guess what's loose in my bed right now.

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[silverrdagger]

whatever 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

[cubejello]

I did my PhD in a fish lab, and one time I was emailing a fish company, and the guy emailed me back with the signature “Best fishes,” followed by these guys

[loveridden1999]

person (non-practicing)

[bippus]

when i was born they rushed all the nurses into the room. called the whole hospital. Here’s the baby that doesn’t cry they said

[sagehole]

we love to applaud performative masculinity

[bippus]

I was a stoic

[nosferatumaam-deactivated202310]

American Pronoun (2000) dir. Mary Harron

[telltaletypist]

he didn't say that

[gerardwaygirlmoments]

Yes she did