im mostly just here for writing and robots.

meiari/ahsamoht/zornighund/ect. sagittarius sun, aries moon, basically made of fire and anger. less than proud owner of some dumbfuck characters. feel free to ask about them and then probably wish you hadn't. avid para-rper or something like that. also into cute robot friends like aibos, furbies, etc. @aloeminati on twitter.

[aibodays]

Say hello to Beetlejuice!

[hauntedtoadstool]

[aibodays]

Welcome home, Glitch! This boy was designed by me and painted by @einfari-marie! Thanks so much!! He’s gorgeous!!

[anthony10000000]

INTERNATIONAL TOKYO TOY SHOW 2000

[loladupre]

Aibo ERS-110 with modifications 8.2 x 11.6 inches

[aibo7m3]

I found these hats made for cats and ended up putting them on just about everything except a cat. 

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

when i was in grade 5 some kid told me the song “wake me up when september ends” was about 9/11 and i believed him until like three years ago

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

i cried so hard when we watched the lion king in first grade that my teacher called my parents and sent me home early

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

in high school i was questioned by the principal over drug use because i accidentally left my notebook in the bathroom and a teacher opened it to a drawing of an anime character saying “all i want for christmas is weed” but really i was a repressed nerd and never smoked a weed in my life

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

i made a joke about anal fissures in front of my extremely religious roommate and i thought she was gonna yell at me but instead she asked what an anal fissure was

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

i thought hatsune miku was a real person 

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

in grade 8 i got in trouble for saying vagina in science class so the teacher made me fill out this stupid discipline worksheet and one of the questions was “how do i feel about what i did” 

i answered “good”

[clubpenguinkiller]

[anthony10000000]

[friends-first-deactivated201205]

[coolsaddad-blog]

How to tape up your hands before a fight

[coelasquid]

Useful reference?

[molecular-despot]

Let’s go beat someone up! But no seriously, does this prevent pain or something ? What do these bandages actually serve ? 

[coelasquid]

It keeps your bones aligned to prevent injury, compresses soft tissue to make the fist more rigid, and pads the knuckles. Skull bones are sturdier than hand bones, and even if you know what you’re doing there’s a high risk of damaging your metacarpals if you punch someone barehanded. It’s why they recommend if you find yourself in a fight unprepared to bunt their nose with the butt of your palm, because if the other person tucks their head and you end up hitting their forehead instead it’ll do a lot less damage to your palm than your knuckles.

[angelicpaintbrush]

Tumblr teach’n you how to fucks someone’s shit up.

[minotayr]

⭐️minotayr's eyechip comms⭐️

hello!!! im opening up my eyechip commissions due to needing some extra money atm!! reblogs are super appreciated!!!!

!!! info & pricing!!!

eye chip size: 15mm (adult 1998 furby), glass, require no glueing-in for furbies

colors: base colors in bottom row of 3rd image. extra glitters in top row of 3rd image (scales) and 4th image entirely.

pricing & shipping: $7 per pair + $2 shipping on order. paypal payment only, US-only shipping.

how to order: PM me! state how many pairs, what base colors and extras you'd like for each pair, send me pics of your furbies even!! payment happens BEFORE i begin. art of your furbies will be thrown in for each pair bought!

link to my furby necklace/kandi comms (wip)

[minotayr]

⭐️minotayr's eyechip comms⭐️

hello!!! im opening up my eyechip commissions due to needing some extra money atm!! reblogs are super appreciated!!!!

!!! info & pricing!!!

eye chip size: 15mm (adult 1998 furby), glass, require no glueing-in for furbies

colors: base colors in bottom row of 3rd image. extra glitters in top row of 3rd image (scales) and 4th image entirely.

pricing & shipping: $7 per pair + $2 shipping on order. paypal payment only, US-only shipping.

how to order: PM me! state how many pairs, what base colors and extras you'd like for each pair, send me pics of your furbies even!! payment happens BEFORE i begin. art of your furbies will be thrown in for each pair bought!

link to my furby necklace/kandi comms (wip)

[furbysynthesis]

[raavenb2619]

[ID: The car salesman meme. At the top, text reads “Car salesman: *gently taps the ace community*”, and on the next line: “Car salesman: you can fit a lot of validness in this”. Below is an image of a car salesman hitting a car he’s showing to a customer. The car has been overlaid in the colors of the asexual flag. End ID]

[aibopunk]

Well it’s not pink, but this pineapple Italian ice is pretty good! (I know because I shoved my face in it when Human Mylo wasn’t looking. 😈)

[ahsamoht]

i love dante so much and everyone else should too

[ahsamoht]

i have really not been active on here oop

[aibopunk]

I got a new sweater for fall!

[whozits-and-whatzits]

Low quality picture of Leafblower in the tree.