[iraffiruse]

[mr-dalliard-ive-gone-peculiar]

[piratedykes]

It will forever haunt me that I cannot share this joke with everyone I meet

[fruitie]

straight people shut up challenge

[didyouknowmagic]

Frank stop. Go read a book or yell at a cloud it would be just as useful as this statement you left on Twitter.

[tentacleteapot]

He did add this later, which is… something?

[tentacleteapot]

[x] good ending

[zimmermanns]

gay people don’t owe it to anyone to be out, even if they’re famous ……………… it’s an intensely personal choice and they don’t owe you that information or that “““representation””” like they’re real people with real consequences for themselves and their relationships and their careers …….. this holds even if they’re making ambiguously gay art

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[spongebob-autisticquestions]

[wagcaps]

[gunpowder-tea]

real lgbt solidarity

[tinylilbi]

[ipecacandcivetoil-deactivated20]

so many gifs of ostriches doing their mating dance for humans but did u know

they actually did a study on this

and ostriches repeatedly found humans more attractive than other ostriches

yes

ostrich farmers have trouble setting up their ostriches with each other because they’re just not interested, they want their farmers instead

it’s incredible

[ipecacandcivetoil-deactivated20]

also, ostriches show notable sexual preference

some male ostriches will only display for male humans, some will display for anybody, some will display for female humans only

[nekosaws]

I can’t believe ostriches are reverse furries

[sunlian-deactivated20180906]

great we gotta kinkshame the fuckin birds now

[yepperoni]

[strawberrypucker]

[sundown88-deactivated20181117]

I guess that’s one way to do it. 😆

[unclebeanbag]

This guy is living in 2118

[black-nata]

Goodbye Christopher Robin (2017)

lmaooo son i choked when this scene came on……… she left the whole house bald…. no clapback like a nanny-who-cares-more-about-a-child-than-its-actual-parents clapback

[misgenderisms-deactivated202010]

A lesbian power move is respecting trans women and shunning terfs

[misgenderisms-deactivated202010]

youre so goddamn right and i am a FOOL

[seriousjones]

the sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection

[yarking]

I’m so sick of this shit. Two gastations can’t even be on the same block without some walnut shipping them, while I can’t find a single fic for dennys/applebees with dennys bottoming.

[storytruths]

you’re literally out of your mind if you think Dennys isnt a top

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

I wish the 2012 apocalypse actually happened

[madejsbridge]

[cockyhorror]

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

[shanexrayn]

Demön

[lily-orchard]

You can tell a lot about a person based on the wear on their keyboard.

If the spacebar has a smooth circle in the center, they’re a writer.

If the WASD keys are worn out, they’re a PC gamer.

If the Z key has been burrowed through the keyboard to form a hole through the desk, they’re an artist.

[wirehead-wannabe]

If the keyboard is on the floor in a million tiny pieces, the user is a programmer

[worldsweeper-deactivated2019091]

if all the keys are smashed they’re gay

[qade-the-tanker-nerd-deactivate]

Why?

[worldsweeper-deactivated2019091]

hasjehskbakdblasbk

[898-deactivated20210515]

Life’s too short to not be a switch just sayin

[teuer]

loving these nintendo promos

[teuer]

it has come to my attention that this post is in fact NOT a promotion about the nintendo switch (2017) (A VERY GOOD AND FUN CONSOLE: RECOMMEND BUYING)

[the-movemnt-deactivated20170912]

From terrorist to cabbie to … terrorist, these are the stereotypical roles Hollywood creates for Muslims.