“What do you mean you don’t think clothes are fun?” Every time Charlie heard people say that it wasn’t any less perplexing as shown by their forehead creasing. Some people thought clothes only had one purpose? That was quite frankly sad and boring. “So, wait lemme get this right, you just wear stuff for the sake of wearing stuff? You don’t put on something good and feel yourself? Because I’m feelin’ myself in these jeans. They literally elevate my entire mood — they tight, colourful, and got painted rainbows pockets on the ass what’s not fun about that?”
They try to stifle a laugh but a rather loud snort proceeded. “Serious? Isn’t Dorothy too old for driving? I didn’t know that’s how people took their shot in Pleasant — think someones cute? Foot down in my old Chevrolet. I’m joking, I’m joking, in that a case we better get you one of those florescent jackets. Scratch that. Thoughts on a bright ass yellow tracksuit?”
“I mean, like— dude...”Aiden’s shoulders were raised up to the same height as his ears, his palms turned upward and his mouth agape. “I...”
His gaze dropped to the floor and his features curled into confusion as he struggled to wrap his head around Charlie’s thoughts. Were clothes supposed to be fun? He had grown up accustomed to hand-me-downs from his cousins — always so big that they could fit two of him — and otherwise had shared clothes with a now-estranged brother and his father. What was fun about that?
“I like asses,” he blurted out, immediately wishing he could smack himself across the face. He hummed quietly as he shook his head and quickly added, “—they ain’t gotta have rainbows to look good.”
Simple. Aiden was a simple guy.
He could feel the warmth running all across his chest and across his cheeks. He couldn’t have latched onto the topic of Dorothy quick enough.
“You think she’s sane enough to follow the rules? You must’ve tripped on a broken heel or something,” Aiden retorted, adjusting the jacket once again. He paused and narrowed his eyes at the final question. A ‘bright-ass yellow tracksuit? “... Why?”