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op81 & ka12 fan (part time norris hater) 20 they/she

[ailartsua18]

Chat GPT please generate me a nothing burger world driver champion‼️‼️

🤖 GENERATING BZZ BZZ GENERATING 🤖

Here is your generated champion:

[ailartsua18]

this was the cake my mum made for my birthday and i fear it may have had the wrong execution... Trust tomorrow tho

[ailartsua18]

what the fuck was THAT 😭😭😭😭 piastri youre insane but at least it was entertaining

[meightyone]

alonso said he would stay with hamilton until he was 80 which is pretty gay but also implies that you can't be 81 and gay. who else is 81? oscar. what does this mean? we have to let oscar win the wdc so we can unleash Gay Oscar...

[nikogonelubly]

behind every aussie person there is an aussier, more evil aussie person

[ailartsua18]

do skysports commentators ever get tired of sucking lando's dick?

[iluvoscarpiastri]

so oscar locks up and there is a chance he MIGHT hit lando, he is told to “be careful” “papaya rules”. but when lando DOES make contact and nearly pushes oscar INTO the wall, there is nothing the pit wall has to say about that? ok. #noticing

[countingstars-17]

oh he's MAD

[ailartsua18]

lando norris i hope your front wing explodes

[meightyone]

why would i watch a race when i can watch nyan neko sugar drivers

[ailartsua18]

my sister showed me picture and for a split second i thought he was pregnant.

[ailartsua18]

idk how you landoscars do it because i look at twinklaren and all i see is two bottoms. but you guys have fun ig!

[ailartsua18]

lando wanting to see men shirtless I said Oh i'm sure

[feketeribizli]

he said DO NOT fuck with my mama

[comraderoscoes]

incredibly funny when a team obviously favours a driver but the driver they’ve bet on is the horse called whoopsie daisie who doesn’t know up from down and needs their team to take every other horse out at the knees for them

[meightyone]

gale waterdeep should be commentating sky sports f1. would greatly improve my and his experiences in life

[valyrfia]

“it’s time to have some difficult conversations about kimi antonelli” no actually it’s time to have some difficult conversations about how this sport wants every eighteen year old to be the next max verstappen wunderkind. give rookies the time in the back markers to mature properly and develop racing skills without the pressure of being expected to fight at the front every weekend, and you’ll get stories like isack hadjar, who DNFed in his first race in australia and has ended up on a podium in his fifteenth race in zandvoort. toto wolff has failed kimi antonelli because he’s hung up on not being able to sign verstappen a decade ago (and btw! even max was given a year and a half in a backmarker).