so many fandoms, so little time

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

me winning in video games: haha you guys fucking suck 

me losing in video games: whatever you guys are some fucking try hards 

[silkroad5v7dywlc-deactivated201]

[retroactivebakeries]

why haven’t I been burnt at the stake yet

[archiveofolives]

Loki’s reactions during Thor and the Hulk’s match.

Bonus:

[chasekip]

so they released a few videos on how pokemon follow behind you in Pokemon Let’s Go and its like:

Venusaur jumping like a frog!! good stuff i can support this

Electrode just slowly rolls behind you, can’t ask for much from this round friend!

…then it cuts to Caterpie and just

IT CANT EVEN KEEP UP. I’M DEAD SOMEONE PLEASE HELP THIS WORM

PICK IT UP OR SOMETHING AM I GOING TO HAVE TO SPEND THE WHOLE GAME CONSTANTLY SLOWING DOWN SO I DON’T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE GUILT OF LEAVING MY DEFENSELESS WORM BEHIND ME???

[bpd-sucks-ass]

someone: no one will love you until you love yourself uwu

me: guess no one will ever love me then cheers x

[beyonslayed]

my bank account to me when I’m looking at my bank statement after a good weekend

[zackisontumblr]

what’cha doing?

[fagaroni-and-cheese]

Permanently ruining my life every single minute of every single day

[zackisontumblr]

cool me too

[setheverman]

december mood?

[everythingsmellsofrum]

[bedabug]

[misandry-mermaid]

THIS IS SO SCARILY ACCURATE

[foulserpent]

i love the fact that like… if you wanted to you could throw a chair… stool…. lamp… medium sized houseplant… even a lightweight table…. theres nothing physically stopping you from throwing furniture around, only social constructs and your own cowardice.

[mydogsnokes-deactivated20150723]

not gonna lie i’m pretty uncomfortable like all the time

[parrotiny]

i want to know what bears think sometimes

[mediocrechick]

[parrotiny]

[morgluxia]

[doublesslightpeppa-deactivated2]

[ofools]

[uptional]

[ailuromania]

me: oh hey look at this new thing I found it's pretty cool, right--

brain: H Y P E R F I X A T E

me: wait, wha--

brain: this thing is now your identity. FOCUS ONLY ON THIS THING. LOVE THIS THING.

[unburntdaenerys-archive]

fire and ice brought together

[sumersprkl]

Me: Alright, brain, we have two tasks to do. One of them is more time sensitive, but working on the other will be more fun. Which should I start on?

My brain: Do fucking nothing for 72 hours

Me: Understandable, have a nice day

[-lo-lee-ta-]