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[gatesofminrathous]

there will never be anything as funny as the mutual disbelief between long form and short form fic writers about each other's style.

short form writers look at people writing 100k+ fics as though this is some sort of talent given as part of a fae bargain, that the commitment required shows some sort of ungodly mental fortitude.

meanwhile long form writers look at people writing 1000 word one shots like god I would cut off my left nipple to be able to say anything concisely. i would love to play with multiple ideas. free me from the shackles of this child I have birthed. i love them but I now must take them to t-ball and doctor's appointments and they're going to destroy everything I own.

[ao3commentoftheday]

[bisexualcreature-deactivated202]

lvl 1: the plural of octopus is octopuses because the plural version of a word is the word with an s at the end

lvl 2: the plural version of octopus is octopi because if a word ends with "us" the plural version replaces the "us" with "i" e.g. cactus -> cacti and fungus -> fungi

lvl 3: actually, that rule is only for latin words. octopus is a greek word and the correct plural is octopuses or octopodes

lvl 4: actually, language is descriptive not prescriptive. since enough people over time have used octopi as the plural for octopus, it's a valid plural

lvl 5: the plural of octopus is octopeese, like geese

[owlskitty]

”!!!!” has a sound in my head

[owlskitty]

”!!!!” has a sound in my head

[aimee-jessica]

This song lives rent free in my head at the moment.

Future girlfriend in North Carolina, best friend in California. Ughhhh.

But! NC will fly to CA this year when I'm next in the US 😍

(NC and I have decided friends until we meet...)

[ruhaniya]

“i’ll take care of you” will be one of the most gentlest things someone can say to you

[agxos-kai-stress]

"Yes I remember" it’s my favourite

[starry-eyed-little]

To be loved this way.

To be seen this way.

Without judgments.

Without expectations.

Just someone being a soft place to land.

Just someone being a safe place to exist.

Love is not something in my cards, but I dream of a love like this.

Love is not something I can hold, but I hope to hold on to this.

This is a sapphic post. Men, minors, and ageless blogs DNI!

[valend]

The greatest minds of this generation are putting all their creative energy into writing pornography for 50 hits on ao3

[carothepoet]

Wow. The Hunting Wives may just be the most unhinged piece of media I have ever seen 👀

[emliyarmstrong]

Brittany Snow…only conforming the allegations!!

John Tucker Must Die (2006) Pitch Perfect (2012) The Hunting Wives (2025-)

[manzanas-y-granadas]

every lesbian and bisexual of my generation was so deeply affected by the queerbaiting of pitch perfect that now we all are willing to watch one of the trashiest tv series, so bad that it's good, just for the pleasure of seeing brittany snow kissing another woman

[everythingfox]

Shes paying rent

[everythingfox]

Otterly adorable

[slimegirlslugwife]

she’s right

[galaxywarp]

that’s her. the Task Manager

[skribblegurl]

some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.

[heywriters]

I couldn't remember the word "doorknob" ten minutes ago.

[bumblewyn]

ok but the onelook thesaurus will save your life, i literally could not live without this website

[breelandwalker]

REBLOG TO SAVE A WRITER'S LIFE

[myfairkatiecat]

LIFE SAVED

REBLOGGING TO SAVE ANOTHER WRITERS LIFE

[sirowsky]

I use this every time I sit down to write. It's the best tool in the world and I would be lost without it!

[aimee-jessica]

3 years ago today I was absolutely crushed by someone who I thought was my best friend.

I had the stress of making last minute flight adjustments, the heartbreak of navigating the loss of a friend, the pain of cancelling plans that had been made.

At the same time, 3 years ago today I had a dear friend come in and save the day. She opened her home to me so I could still enjoy the trip I had planned...

...and who would have thought that it would end up with a friend I travelled back to the US for earlier this year? Who would have thought it would turn into daily phone calls? Daily text messages? The inclusion into daily ritual from 12,000km away? Who would have thought it would turn into plans for annual trips to the US so we could hang out?

Despite the heartbreak, it was the best fucking thing to ever happen to me.

I received an apology from my ex-friend, but it was never substantial. Never actually acknowledged the pain she caused. We rekindled the friendship temporarily before I realised that I was still haunted by the trauma she left me with. Even after therapy, I'm still haunted by her, and I'm so very glad I cut her off for good a couple of months ago.

I'm finally healing.

[thepersonalquotes]

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RIP Dame Patricia Routledge | 17 Feb 1929 - 3 Oct 2025