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A new world, is a different adventure.

So i've been told that i may be moving to a different country. that is the UK to Hong Kong. To be honest i'm quite scared of change , especially something as big as moving to a different world, how do you cope with something like that. But like all things in life, its just another adventure waiting to happen.

#change #moving #countries #different #world #sad #unsettled

Hello again

So to my like, 5 followers I'm back, I don't really use tumblr that much but I thought I'd get back into it, I've been to busy with catching up on my Dragon Ball, the anime if you don't know it, As a side note DB has literally taken up all of my time completely. But I might post more often on this, I'll see.

#hello #dragonball #db #occupied

God hates me

Its 6:30am, ive been up since 6 because my step mum woke everyone up screaming that my sisters car was being flooded(Its been terrential downpours since like 9 last night, so the whole roads flooded n shit) and now im awake as fuck, and im hungry, and i went downstairs to have my morning weetabix, and the shit isnt there, like what fucking game is this? its so early, i deserve my reward for getting my ass out of bed, and that is weetabix, so where the fuck are they, guys im so hungry for weetabix and it just isnt there, i need it man, i fucking need it, and i cant leave to get it at the shop because either end of my road is fucking flooded so im stranded, God has literally decided 'Fuck this kid, have some emotional pain'

#weetabix #rain #flooding #horror #food #early #morning #starvation #alone #god

Not very loved it seems

When you say 'yeah just message me sometime' and they say they will but they wont

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You should grow your hair out

ancient straight boy proverb (via commandersenpai)

Drinking water and chewing gum is such a badman thing imo

Contact lenses

Those moments of sheer fright when your contact lens fold in half and gets stuck in the top corner of your eye and you feel like you're gonna have to take out your eye to get it

#contactlenses #scary #frightening #contact #lenses

piecesintoplaces

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Pros and cons of making food

Pros: food

Cons: making

It's just so annoying

I'm just sitting here on tumblr, and other networking sites minding my own business, and suddenly having to put up with ridiculously loud parents in the room next to me laughing uncontrollably.

#thepain #loudparents #annoying #whyme #parent #parents

staythatswhatimeanttosay

In case you are a fan of same sex unions, weddings in general, or are just really itching to know what I look like (or my wife, as I haven’t posted a picture of her yet [she’s the adorable one in the suspenders]) here’s the promised wedding picture spam.

Best day of my life.

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Okay, but see here’s the thing. I want all of you to understand this thing:

I posted these wedding photos because this was the most amazing day of my life. I’ve been married for about two months, and goddammit, it has been just the best, you know? Like, this woman, in these photographs? She’s incredible. She’s unreal. She’s kind and she’s thoughtful and she’s everything I never thought I deserved. She’s the woman who I get to spend the rest of my ridiculously lucky life with.

It’s so simple to me, to us.

But it’s so complicated to so much of the world. She and I can’t walk into the grocery store holding hands. I get tight-lipped when someone compliments my ring at work because I can’t determine if they are going to be “cool” with it or not. If they’ll report me for being “inappropriate” in our online survey. Again. My wife was fired from a job as a driver for a children’s occupational therapist because her boss saw us kiss at the mall— because she couldn’t have “that kind of person” around children. I walked myself down the aisle at my wedding because a church told my parents that it wasn’t possible for them to attend my wedding.

And we’ve had it so easy! Our lives have been blissfully carefree compared to so many. We have the most amazing friends and family and life is pretty fucking sweet.

But here’s the thing I wanted to tell you. This post I made, to try to just share my little square of happiness with my little square of the internet, has literally tens of thousands of notes. Tens of thousands. I’ve gained hundreds of followers and my inbox runneth over. And not a single message I’ve received, not a single reblog that I have been able to find, has had anything to say but amazing, beautiful, kind words of congratulations. No bullying. No trolling. No inappropriate offers or lewd remarks. Out of tens of thousands.

That’s not something I’m used to. It’s not something anyone in the LGBTQ community is used to.

Do you even get how amazing you are? You, the denizens of Tumblr. Do you understand that? I am so exceedingly proud of you, you wacky kids. You are all such incredible people, with such kind and open hearts, and I wish I could hug each and every one of your necks.

So if you are having any sort of rough day, please know that there is this tiny lesbian couple in northeast America who likes you just a whole lot, okay? You’ve overwhelmed us.

Thank you. We love you.

thatsbadiknow

1. I almost cried. 2. I need more of these photographs.

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So gorgeous I am so jealous that I did not take these photographs

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Love these, absolutely amazing, hope you two are very very happy together for a really long time

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faeking

all my followers need to know who this is

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this makes me die a little inside.

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missed by millions

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aw this picture

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I don’t actually know who this is. But from what I’ve heard, he says ‘Crickey’ a lot.

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Steve Irwin, The Crocodile Hunter. He was an Australian wildlife expert and had his own TV shows, he died 7 years ago, while filming a documentary, when a stingray pierced him through the chest. He left behind his wife and children.

And yeah, ‘Crikey’ is his catchphrase. I loved this guy. RIP