Parker

baby witch / MotoGP / sanders sides / anime / he/they / trans 

[analog-cheese-spread]

😅😅😅

[airborne-parker]

His facial expression reminds me of when like old ladies who you do not recognise talk to you bc they held you once when you were a baby

[moralchampion]

So I made this:

Tag yourself:

[worldchampionpeccobagnaia]

zarco kinda looks like sexy squidward but if squidward was also wearing a bad wig

[airborne-parker]

✨w h y✨ does this make sense

[kimreesesdaughter]

On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face. 

[kimreesesdaughter]

THIS JOINT!!!!

BITCHHHHHHH. I got on this shit when I was 12. Wasn’t no bar, no protection, nothing in that shit. I didn’t realize until it was too late. You couldn’t pay me to ever get on this shit ever again in my life. We were in Landover, this shit almost smooth flipped my ass to Baltimore. No. Never again. 

[nappyhurrdontcare-deactivated20]

12? I got on this bitch when I was 21 and had my head in my ex’s shoulder the ENTIRE time. Screaming like a bih too. Nope. Never again. I was praying to the gravity gods the entire time.

[neonghostz-deactivated20220823]

?????? All it does is swing back and forth???? I don’t understand the concern??????

[kimreesesdaughter]

[vandigo-deactivated20180131]

centrifugal force keeps you in your seat.

[retired3625ww-deactivated202305]

Centrifugal force isn’t keeping me from crying tho

[sexycraisinthanos]

why is this so funny

[crowsent]

i was young, maybe 12-13 when i first went on one of these pendulum boat rides of death and when i sat my dumb ass down i thought “huh, this aint so bad” but then the fucking thing almost went upside down and im not particularly religious but for the few minutes i was on this motherfucking boat i was collecting religions like fucking pokemons. i was praying to god, to jesus, to all the saints, to buddha, to satan, to the spirits of my dead ancestors, to every god in every pantheon i could remember i was fucking praying. if i had a censer i would have swung that bitch around trying to baptise the seats and the passengers, id have fucking sung hymns and did a fucking oracion. if i had rosary beads i would be chanting hail marys and counting them with the fervor of a fairy that was thrown a sack of rice. if i had sticks of incense id be fucking communing with every ancestor known and unknown to keep me in that goddamn boat until the entire ride smelled like ash and cinders. when i went on this boat i forgot how to speak ENGLISH. i was straight speaking in tongues not meant for mortal men. this fucking pendulum motherfucker gave me a fear of heights. people who willingly go into this are built different and will not give two shits if the sun blew up, if a zombie apocalypse happened, they. dont. CARE. the waters will rise and these fuckers will swim, volcanoes will rain fire and lava down and these fuckers will stroll through with umbrellas. the horns of rapture will sound and these fuckers will stare death in the face and politely decline FUCK THAT good dAY SIR ill be over here minding my own goddamn business

[soapiewaltened-deactivated20220]

I’ve never been on one that flips but goddamn I want to now

[moralchampion]

I’ve never been and I don’t want to

[airborne-parker]

Went on one when I was about nine. I had to use my whole body strength to use my feet to push myself up against the back of the seat so I wouldn’t fall out and plummet to the ground, awaiting swift transfer to the underworld. Now I am not afraid of death i am pretty nervous when I go on those now though. The thrills extra spicy after you had a near death experience from it!

[airborne-parker]

this is only a small bit of this dream but I was in a car with Marc Márquez and Alex Márquez.

[airborne-parker]

Wait I might have a hero complex what

[airborne-parker]

Someone from my primary school found my Tik tok and asked me if I was a boy or girl then if I was trans and I was just like 😱😱 on the inside and it came out as 😠😠 on the outside

[artigas-am73]

You know when like you can't breathe and your head feels like it's being squeezed together and will pop like a spot what the fuck is that.

[airborne-parker]

Are you okay???

[artigas-am73]

Imma say yes. I just currently feel like I'm about to be popped like a spot

[airborne-parker]

I’m assuming that’s not good

[artigas-am73]

Honestly I've had the squeezing thing for yearst just never the breathe thing but I'm all good now thanks king 🌟

[airborne-parker]

Okay I’m glad you’re okay :)

[artigas-am73]

You know when like you can't breathe and your head feels like it's being squeezed together and will pop like a spot what the fuck is that.

[airborne-parker]

Are you okay???

[artigas-am73]

Imma say yes. I just currently feel like I'm about to be popped like a spot

[airborne-parker]

I’m assuming that’s not good

[artigas-am73]

You know when like you can't breathe and your head feels like it's being squeezed together and will pop like a spot what the fuck is that.

[airborne-parker]

Are you okay???

[artigas-am73]

Imma say yes. I just currently feel like I'm about to be popped like a spot

[airborne-parker]

I’m assuming that’s not good

[artigas-am73]

You know when like you can't breathe and your head feels like it's being squeezed together and will pop like a spot what the fuck is that.

[airborne-parker]

Are you okay???

[estebun]

So I just got this message literally few minutes ago

And if YOU get this message in the future DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE CLINK ON THE LINK I FUCKING SWEAR TO GOD I WILL CUT YOUR HANDS OFF

A warning to all of my followers there no such a thing as @exposingthoselosers I just thought any form of information is good and can protect my followers from getting their phone or any other devices hacked if you’re connect to the wifi they might hack all of the devices connected.

DO NOT FUCKING CLICK ON ANU LINK YOU GET NOT EVEN FROM UR FRIENDS ON TUMBLR BECAUSE THEY COULD GET HACKED 👀

Pls share this awareness ⚠

[izzyfandoms]

Also blogs get hacked or something and send these without the blog owner’s consent. I got this message and then afterwards the person who sent it to me said they didn’t send that.

[angelcatsiel]

got a message from a mutual today similar to this and they later messaged me to say it wasn’t them so yeah be careful

[djpaige13paige]

Basically if you get this message, don’t click on it, instead tell the person that you received that message. That way they know that they were hacked.

If I ever send you any message, especially if it has a link, message me back about the message before you click on the link. I will understand because things like this^^ can happen.

[liviastudiespsych]

Guuuuys. I’ve received this

I’ve checked with the person running the account and it was a virus. Sooo… Be careful

[a-shakespearean-in-paris]

I just got a message like this and thought it sounded familiar. Be careful everyone!

[hazel2468]

Yeah hey followers I do NOT go around randomly sending links, so if you get something like this from me, let me know because I did NOT send it.

[shallowspocketdimension]

This sounds so similar to this other thing when people send you a link to a cursed eurovision fanfic but it turns out to be a virus.

Please stay safe darlings!

[enby-life]

This also happens on Instagram so stay safe you guys!!!

[thatqueerchoirkid]

i made one am i cool now

anyways send me these pleaseeee nsjkgsnjkgs

[crashquez]

this dude from highschool just asked me if i would go out with him if he was marc marquez..

well bruh you are not marc marquez so that’s a stupid question and go away

[airborne-parker]

tdhvudyfjg what

[airborne-parker]

Bro I am so fucking touch starved I'm hugging a pillow and this blanket is so warm I might cry

[valtsv]

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