Only The Best

(Human AU for APH France in which he is an Airline Chef.)

[strummingunderthestars-move-blog]

Airlinesandwine started following you! Geborenzureiten started following you!

Hey there! The name’s Alfred Jones, can I help you?

[airlinesandwine]

"Oui- I'm... A bit lost, what city is zhis?" There was one thing he loathed about travel, and that was he sucked at reading maps.

[airlinesandwine]

Fairly sorry about this. I know we only just met. [ Since such is the case, he goes about kissing the other man's cheek instead of his lips, clearing his throat awkwardly before he makes his exit. ]

Francis blankly stared, wondering what’d started that but smiling a bit. He was a good kisser- and that’s when he notice the other’s monkeylike tail, his blue eyes fixing on it. “Zhat’s okay… Uhm. What is with zhe tail, though?”

[wueyahfantai]

Post the CUTEST Headcanons you can think for my muses. If they're adorable enough, I'll make them canon!

[adventurousxmrsxclaus-blog]

My muse is getting married to the wrong person. Tell my muse what would your muse say in order to get them to change their minds?

[iwantedtobealawyer-deactivated2]

[nocxnsiocus-blog]

Yesss

[airlinesandwine]

✪

*Happily French Kisses*

[nightmareeverafter-deactivated2]

He’s a bit shocked, but impressed nonetheless. “Ok that proves that the French definitely are the best kissers.” He paused for a moment. “Do I taste Bourgogne Chardonnay?”

[airlinesandwine]

"Maybe you do." And then he laughed a bit to himself.

[nightmareeverafter-deactivated2]

"Oh don’t kid with me." He chuckled, wanting to know.

[airlinesandwine]

"Oui... It is." Finally saying it as he found himself going to cuddle the other.

[airlinesandwine]

✪

*Happily French Kisses*

[nightmareeverafter-deactivated2]

He’s a bit shocked, but impressed nonetheless. “Ok that proves that the French definitely are the best kissers.” He paused for a moment. “Do I taste Bourgogne Chardonnay?”

[airlinesandwine]

"Maybe you do." And then he laughed a bit to himself.

[airlinesandwine]

✪

*Happily French Kisses*

[troll-in-kokiris-clothing-blog]

airlinesandwine wandered into the Lost Woods!

[airlinesandwine]

  "Er… Likewise. Where am I? … I need to get back to Dublin."

[troll-in-kokiris-clothing-blog]

:33 < currently, you’re in kokiri forest. we’re just a small gathering in the large land of hyrule. 

:33 < where’s dublin??

[airlinesandwine]

"Uh-" He got out a map, unsure how to explain in words.

[troll-in-kokiris-clothing-blog]

She took the map, holding it at different angles as she furrowed her brow. This wasn’t anything like the maps she was used to. Where was B1?? Or the Main Level?? F2?? 

:33 < uhh…. i’m not quite sure i get this, but i’ll take it you’re not furrom hyrule, are you?

[airlinesandwine]

"No... Non, I am not." He frowned a bit. "I... May 'ave to ask someone else 'ow to get back there... Or razher I'll 'ave to, won't I."

[airlinesandwine]

✪

*French kisses*

[hsfancharmemes]

Put a ✪ in my askbox for a kiss

[troll-in-kokiris-clothing-blog]

airlinesandwine wandered into the Lost Woods!

[airlinesandwine]

  "Er… Likewise. Where am I? … I need to get back to Dublin."

[troll-in-kokiris-clothing-blog]

:33 < currently, you’re in kokiri forest. we’re just a small gathering in the large land of hyrule. 

:33 < where’s dublin??

[airlinesandwine]

"Uh-" He got out a map, unsure how to explain in words.

[airlinesandwine]

+ wansui, nightmareeverafter

"Ah- Bonsoir…" He was happy that he was off his shift at work. "You lool lost, what brings you to Ireland."

[nightmareeverafter-deactivated2]

'I'm just taking a little vacation from America and checking out other places.”

[airlinesandwine]

"Ah… I understand. Zhat does get boring after a while, being in one place too long…" The other was clearly well- very different. But until he was rude, Francis would treat him with kindness. It was his nature.

[nightmareeverafter-deactivated2]

"Yeah, and taking an airplane is costly, but hey, it gives my wings a break." He stretched out his wings, his tail flicking back and forth. "I’m Alfred Jones, by the way."

[airlinesandwine]

"Francis Bonnefoy. I work as one of the airline chefs ‘ere… It’s just not my shift."

[nightmareeverafter-deactivated2]

"Well, I must admit the chef NOW doesn’t cook very well then."

[airlinesandwine]

"Zhat’s Arthur for you." Francis rolled his eyes. 

[nightmareeverafter-deactivated2]

"Arthur?! Why didn’t I recognize the food! It’s horrible and burnt."

[airlinesandwine]

"Ah- so you know 'im zhen?" A curious expression on his face.

[troll-in-kokiris-clothing-blog]

airlinesandwine wandered into the Lost Woods!

:33 < hi there!! i don’t think i’ve met you befur, so introductions are in order! 

:33 < i’m nepeta leijon, hero of heart, and it’s a purrleasure to m33t you!

[airlinesandwine]

"Er... Likewise. Where am I? ... I need to get back to Dublin."

[airlinesandwine]

+ encoreofedelweiss, lithuanian-pride, justsilenceinthelibrary

"I sure and running into a lot of people lost in zhe airport… So where are you ‘eaded, zhen?"

[fgthbgfh-deactivated20140706]

…

I’m looking for the terminal with the plane that heads to London. Any idea where it is?

/How terribly embarrassing. He doesn’t usually get lost, but the place is so large, it’s not really a huge surprise/

[airlinesandwine]

"Zhat’s terminal D…" That grin. "Take zhe maglev train over zhere to zhe right. Zhe train will let you know when you are at zhe right terminal."

[fgthbgfh-deactivated20140706]

/Why is the man grinning at him? Is there something funny about ‘Terminal D’— Oh. What a pervert/

I walked past that place 5 fucking times. /He groans, looking incredibly annoyed with himself/ This is starting well.

[airlinesandwine]

"Zhat's alright, I know zhe feeling-" And then his Tablet reminder went off. "Oh... I better get back to work. I was pleasant talking with you."

[airlinesandwine]

+ encoreofedelweiss, lithuanian-pride, justsilenceinthelibrary

"I sure and running into a lot of people lost in zhe airport… So where are you ‘eaded, zhen?"

[fgthbgfh-deactivated20140706]

…

I’m looking for the terminal with the plane that heads to London. Any idea where it is?

/How terribly embarrassing. He doesn’t usually get lost, but the place is so large, it’s not really a huge surprise/

[airlinesandwine]

"Zhat's terminal D..." That grin. "Take zhe maglev train over zhere to zhe right. Zhe train will let you know when you are at zhe right terminal."

[airlinesandwine]

+ wansui, nightmareeverafter

"Ah- Bonsoir…" He was happy that he was off his shift at work. "You lool lost, what brings you to Ireland."

[nightmareeverafter-deactivated2]

'I'm just taking a little vacation from America and checking out other places.”

[airlinesandwine]

"Ah… I understand. Zhat does get boring after a while, being in one place too long…" The other was clearly well- very different. But until he was rude, Francis would treat him with kindness. It was his nature.

[nightmareeverafter-deactivated2]

"Yeah, and taking an airplane is costly, but hey, it gives my wings a break." He stretched out his wings, his tail flicking back and forth. "I’m Alfred Jones, by the way."

[airlinesandwine]

"Francis Bonnefoy. I work as one of the airline chefs ‘ere… It’s just not my shift."

[nightmareeverafter-deactivated2]

"Well, I must admit the chef NOW doesn’t cook very well then."

[airlinesandwine]

"Zhat's Arthur for you." Francis rolled his eyes. 

[shieldsecuritygal-deactivated20]

IC Cuddle Buddy Application

[airlinesandwine]

Name: 

Age: 

Gender: 

Big/little spoon: 

Favorite movie: 

Favorite tv show:

Favorite music genre: 

Can we talk about mundane things:

Is it okay if I fall asleep: 

Are kisses allowed: 

Are pants required:

When are you available for cuddles: 

My place or yours: 

Can we cuddle in bed or couch only:

Will you play with my hair: