hello vonnie
will byers stan first human second
almost home
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
pixel skylines
oozey mess
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
noise dept.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
occasionally subtle
JVL
art blog(derogatory)
KIROKAZE
Kiana Khansmith
Kaledo Art
Peter Solarz
Keni
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styofa doing anything
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@dragleclef
Someone has to have told them by now, right?
That beer can design looks too modern for it to have been made before someone told them
a few years ago a dildo resident famously photographed a 30-foot penis-shaped iceberg floating in nearby conception bay. they absolutely know. i'm sure they've known the whole time.
the cambrian period was like 10 years ago
the cambrarin period was like 3 years ago
the cambrian period is TOMORROW!!!
so this guy right he makes ancient egyptian themed furry costumes. he makes all kinds but mostly he specializes in Horus heads. it's his passion really. he loves to make the beautiful falcon head of the Sun God. anyway so he's at a con one day and he sees this whole bunch of people in middle kingdom dress with these indistinguishable animal heads. he's like. oh man these folks could really use a new source, i can hardly tell what animal those are! so he goes over and he says "hey guys! i see you are into ancient egyptian mythological themed furry costumes--if any of you are interested in being the radiant Son of Ra, I am the BEST in the business!"
and the group of people look at each other, then at him. awkward. finally one of them says: "uh. no thanks. we're all Set."
This has been sent to me four times today, so I'm condemning OP to be judged by the 42 and fall into Nuun.
I think every laugh will make OP’s heart a bit lighter.
@thatlittleegyptologist
Judge OP’s heart
I laughed, I lighten his heart.
His heart shall be heavier for this.
2026 was 8 years ago. christ
Wait. Fuck. Wrong year. Don't
stock is one of my favorite tastes. not only that, but broth smells amazing. it makes me go a little crazy to be honest. like, i cannot get it far enough down my bowl to be satisfied. im only satisfied when i feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot gulps of soup down my throat. when i sit back in my chair, look over at you with soup all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, napkin all fucked up, and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if you enjoyed dinner, and you cannot even speak because you burned your tongue on the hot soup……. thats when im satisfied
puppy want a treat?
puppy want a fucking break from it all
it’s so funny tht on here i’m like, mostly a normie while irl i’m consistently the weirdest person in the room at almost any given time. i’m like between two worlds., too normal for online but too weird for real life… i’m like junkrat from riverdale i don’t fit in
jughead
speaking of volcanology i am at my LIMIT with people thinking that yellowstone is "overdue". Its not fucking pregnant. if it ever erupts again we'll have decades if not centuries of warning. whenever theres "increased activity" there it means something vibrated a bit more or something.
and while we're on it the eruptions happening rn are also not out of the ordinary. what kilauea is doing is not a cause for alarm. volcanoes erupt all the time its a part of our planet I am losing my mind
They aborted the Yellowstone super eruption because of woke
this is true
It's not pregnant YET. Wait til I get there though.
Me when I'm old as fuck and my grandkids talk to me: this reminds me of a post. I gotta go find the post
Grandkids: grandpa sit down you don't need to show us a post
Me: (not listening) Now where was that post....
Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French author of graphic novel 'Persepolis', dies aged 56 - https://www.reuters.com/business/media-telecom/marjane-satrapi-iranian-french-author-graphic-novel-persepolis-dies-aged-56-2026-06-04/
https://www.reuters.com/business/media-telecom/marjane-satrapi-iranian-french-author-graphic-novel-persepolis-dies-aged-56-2026-06-04/
This continues to be a top contender for favorite tweet
they killed him for this
