DragleClef believes they can fry

They believe they can bake a pie.

[threedollarsdotcom]

at the confessional booth throwing darts at the priest thru the screen

[beetlebuggsblog]

I've brought you.. a gift!

[baradragon]

Opinion on orcs?

indifference but everyone seems to draw them with fat uncut hogs so i have to thank them for their service

[baradragon]

not for this one no 

[neopoints]

me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

[jerryterry]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread

[jerryterry]

Did it the lazy easy way: 

It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.

[nyawave]

FETISH?????????

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

god i wish i were you

[dust-princess]

Whitch part is the fetish? Bread or Pokémon?

[hikari-ni-naritai]

I’m so sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but it’s the bread

[miraculous-writings]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS THE BREAD

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASE ADDED!

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS THE BREAD”

[mf-dude]

[sistersorrow]

Someone has to have told them by now, right?

That beer can design looks too modern for it to have been made before someone told them

[pterrorgrine]

a few years ago a dildo resident famously photographed a 30-foot penis-shaped iceberg floating in nearby conception bay. they absolutely know. i'm sure they've known the whole time.

[pseudomantis]

the cambrian period was like 10 years ago

[toskarinarchive]

the cambrarin period was like 3 years ago

[magi-magi-tamamoland-chan]

the cambrian period is TOMORROW!!!

[shopwitchvamp]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[jungwildeandfree]

so this guy right he makes ancient egyptian themed furry costumes. he makes all kinds but mostly he specializes in Horus heads. it's his passion really. he loves to make the beautiful falcon head of the Sun God. anyway so he's at a con one day and he sees this whole bunch of people in middle kingdom dress with these indistinguishable animal heads. he's like. oh man these folks could really use a new source, i can hardly tell what animal those are! so he goes over and he says "hey guys! i see you are into ancient egyptian mythological themed furry costumes--if any of you are interested in being the radiant Son of Ra, I am the BEST in the business!"

and the group of people look at each other, then at him. awkward. finally one of them says: "uh. no thanks. we're all Set."

[s-cullayy]

[thatlittleegyptologist]

This has been sent to me four times today, so I'm condemning OP to be judged by the 42 and fall into Nuun.

[datundit]

I think every laugh will make OP’s heart a bit lighter.

@thatlittleegyptologist

Judge OP’s heart

I laughed, I lighten his heart.

His heart shall be heavier for this.

Voting ended onMar 1

[sunbentshadows]

[grimoiremanifest]

2026 was 8 years ago. christ

[grimoiremanifest]

Wait. Fuck. Wrong year. Don't

[hustlerose]

stock is one of my favorite tastes. not only that, but broth smells amazing. it makes me go a little crazy to be honest. like, i cannot get it far enough down my bowl to be satisfied. im only satisfied when i feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot gulps of soup down my throat. when i sit back in my chair, look over at you with soup all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, napkin all fucked up, and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if you enjoyed dinner, and you cannot even speak because you burned your tongue on the hot soup……. thats when im satisfied 

[infectiouspiss]

puppy want a treat?

puppy want a fucking break from it all

[thesituation]

it’s so funny tht on here i’m like, mostly a normie while irl i’m consistently the weirdest person in the room at almost any given time. i’m like between two worlds., too normal for online but too weird for real life… i’m like junkrat from riverdale i don’t fit in

[thesituation]

jughead

[storm-of-feathers]

speaking of volcanology i am at my LIMIT with people thinking that yellowstone is "overdue". Its not fucking pregnant. if it ever erupts again we'll have decades if not centuries of warning. whenever theres "increased activity" there it means something vibrated a bit more or something.

and while we're on it the eruptions happening rn are also not out of the ordinary. what kilauea is doing is not a cause for alarm. volcanoes erupt all the time its a part of our planet I am losing my mind

[he-who-reads-until-dawn]

They aborted the Yellowstone super eruption because of woke

[storm-of-feathers]

this is true

[aetherograph]

It's not pregnant YET. Wait til I get there though.

[dogpuppy]

[uglygirlstatus]

[depsidase]

[mysharona1987]