my soul is an island, my car is a ford

aj / afreelance detective / 27

[christopherbarnard]

[ladychlo]

I wish you all very good sex. if you don’t like sex, I wish you a very good romance. if you don’t want either of them. I wish you a very good bowl of soup and some bread, mate.

[markets]

shirt that says "I ❤️ NOT TAKING THE HIGH ROAD I ❤️ FORGETTING AND NOT FORGIVING I ❤️ BEING THE SMALLER PERSON I ❤️ FIGHTING FIRE WITH FIRE I ❤️ BITING THE HAND THAT FEEDS ME"

[mxgicdave]

💘

[funfetti-art]

This weeks been testing me so here’s a sad clown

[valtsv]

Is tumblr like… a really slow public discord to you?

tumblr is like a saw trap for me

[gay-thoughts-blog]

[coffincoitus]

I personally find these empty sterile “wholesome” unsexy romances being made for the gay audience super condescending. I want spit swapping in my homosexuality

[mite75]

sniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniff

[brienneofhearts]

Obsidian is so right for making this canon

[thatskepticalbitchcara]

no more marvel. no more booktok books with the same cover. no more poetry collections that are written solely for the quotes to circulate online. no more songs written with the intention of going viral. please i’m begging.

[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]

Let’s hear it for bagel & cream cheese

[itsjustminormending]

[hoaxghost]

Watched another movie today

[tolovaj-escaped-deactivated2025]

Sick sick sick of possibility of being fucking recorded every waking second by tiktok obsessed quasi celebs. Video titled something like "Caught him thinking he's the main character" but it was just a kid wearing headphones, looking out the bus window. Of course it was posted without his knowledge. Stop recording strangers and everything you see, nobody gives a shit and not everyone is happy to be on tiktok or youtube because of a moron with no braincells and an account. What could be a forgettable awkward moment is now permanently there for the victim of lackabrainis infested idiot to get anxious about forever.

[memeclassheroes]

[aj-screams]

🦀 time for crab 🦀

it is time for crab on tumblr, but not time for crab in my life. yet.

[aj-screams]

🔮 🥺 🔥 💍 🔮

- the good wizard