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What it's like to sleep with them (We Bare Bears &/x Reader)
Synopsis: Sleep headcannons for multiple WBB characters
Pairings: Grizz &/x Reader, Ice Bear &/x Reader, Panda &/x Reader, Charlie &/x Reader, Nom Nom &/x Reader, Ranger Tabes &/x Reader
Content: Can be both read as romantic or platonic. Slice of life. Fluff.
Warnings: Spoilers
Word count: 7711
Proofread: yes
ℕ𝕠𝕥𝕖 : Yeah I'm so late for the fandom lmao, but just finished the serie and figured I could write anyways :b
Grizz
*The night starts as you being the little spoon and him being the big spoon. Ends up as the opposite
*Will drool on you (sorry x') )
*Probs snores and moves too
*Blanket thief + 50% chance of being ejected of bed
*Very warm though, perfect for cuddling during chill nights
*Sleeps mainly in bed, but sometimes you two can fall asleep on the couch, leaning on each other after watching an action show
*If you have a nightmare, he takes some time to wake up but he'll cheer you up by making you laugh
Panda
*Prepare to not be the only one in bed, plushies are there, and there may or may not be miki-chan here too (don't be surprised if you wake up with him holding the pillow instead of you, it's just the habit)
*He's the little spoon 100%, loves having you around and the attention
*Hogs all the covers by rolling around but don't move much aside that
*Only sleeps in his bed, it's more comfy
*You may be randomly blinded by his phone light if he wakes up in the middle of the night, or sleep late
*If you have a nightmare and you wake him up, will be grumpy but he'll distract you by watching something on his phone
Ice Bear
*Don't like sleeping in bed, he prefers the fridge or a cold space. When you want to tag along he's so happy though.
*Bring your heaviest blanket if you want to sleep comfortably!
*Hogged in your blanket you sleep against him, side by side
*He's very calm at night and he doesn't move
*May press against you to help you regulate your temperature by keeping you warm
*If you have a nightmare he will hug you and reassure you ''You have nothing to worry, Ice bear always has his axe near''
Charlie
*Will sleep litterally anywhere, far enough from humans. Bushes? A tree branch at 3 meters high from the ground? An abandoned car? If you want to spend the night with him prepare to eventually be in a weird place or uncomfortable position.
*May end up as sleepover with all the forest animals (I hope you are not afraid of snakes🐍). You have the best of fun though.
*Will hug you all night, and when he rolls on the other side, brings you with him
*In case of nightmare you have Charlie + all the animals you can count on to cheer you up or yell of fear with you, no inbetween.
Nom Nom
*Has a huge bed in his bedroom, honestly he prefers to have his bed to himself. But for you he makes an effort.
*Takes the middle of the bed, you have to settle for the sides. But in the middle of the night may cling to you, though if he wakes up like this he will not admit what he did and will menace so you keep that between the two of you.
*Talks in his sleep
*Secretely enjoys sleeping next to you, will probably admit it here and there, but not in front of someone, even his bodyguards
*If you have a nightmare and you wake him up, he will be grumpy but will help you by bringing you (aka asking his bodyguards) whatever you want to eat and drink.
Ranger Tabes
*With Ranger Tabes be ready to sleep either peacefully at home or in a tent in the randomest place because she forgot to tell you she had an excursion with the Poppy Rangers or that she needed to check on a nocturnal specie.
*She's very nice and empathetic though, so she doesn't mind if you don't follow her everywhere. But she does appreciate it if you do!
*At home like when you both camp, it will be the both of you separated with Kirk in between, always
*She's not the huggy type, and she will wake up in the randomest positions ever
*If you have a nightmare she will try to cheer you up even if she's not the best at it. It will probably end up as her nerding out infos about the local fauna and flora to distract and reassure you. Which will resolve in you falling back asleep quickly thanks to that.
Characters: Barbatos, Solomon, Simeon, Luke
Content: headcanon, just for funsies
ℕ𝕠𝕥𝕖 : last part
Barbatos
The embedding on cold silver cutlery. Seems only fitting, as a butler it's his duty to polish the cutlery and make sure everything is perfect for the Demon king. It's his guilty pleasure, letting his fingertips trail against the details of each piece for longer than necessary.
Solomon
Wood. Idk man, for some reason I just see him with a huge wood spoon stirring a cauldron to cook witch style (yum! pls don't eat whatever he's cooking). Or something about his hand brushing against his wooden desk, appreciating the shape of the texture while being deeply focused in the spell book in front of him.
Simeon
Oil. My brain just directly went to that, so here we are. Also saw that oil has a biblical signification (especially for aromatic oils), it was used for medicine, religious ceremonies and healing. Other than that, I can just picture him waving his hand in a bowl of oil, or watching lavalamps if MC made him discover it from the human world.
Luke
Cotton serge. Strict, simple, straightforward but with a hint of complexity. 100% what his shirt and apron are made of. Fiddles with the linear pattern when unsure, flustered (while being bullied by the brothers...) or embarrassed.
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Synopsis: getting 🌶️with Lúcio NSFW but no mention of more than s$ns-ual stuff
Pairings: Lúcio Correia Dos Santos x asexual!reader
Content: slow, spice, cute, reassurance
Warnings: s$ns-ual stuff, 🌶️(if you don't like spice, don't read!)
Word count: 1 464
Proofread: kinda 🙈 (I ain't reading all that again)
ℕ𝕠𝕥𝕖 : Last part :D
You let your hands trail back up under his shirt. "Is this ok?" You whisper.
"Yes" he sighs in pleasure.
You look back at his face. He seems tired, but relaxed.
"Are you happy to be with me?" You ask as you gently touch his chest,
playing with every edge you find, his collarbones, his n/ppl3s, his ribs, his sides, his stomach, slightly towards his v lines. "You have no idea" He adds shuddering a bit under your touch. "Do you love me?" He asks. Looking at your hand raising his shirt on it's way. "Lúcio. I love you so much. I wouldn't mind ravaging you in the softest way possible, to make you feel as good as possible. Just say the word"
You earn a moan from him, the way you said it, you were meaning those words. And he knew he shouldn't dare you to act on it or he'll be stuck with you in a room for hours (not that he would mind).
You bite your lip looking back at him. "Damn, that was hot. You're hot". He leans toward you for a hungrier kiss at your words. Being able to speak this honestly between partners always made your body heat up. You also feel a bump between you two, and it's not coming from you. It had been hard (pun not intended) at first to feel comfortable with body reactions, but they are part of life, it doesn't mean it needs to be acted on. And you two never did anything, just letting it exist. Focusing on pleasing each other.
The DJ pushes his chest more into yours. "Remove your shirt please" you almost beg in between kisses. He chuckles but do as he's told "Can you remove yours? Please" he retaliate the question. "I want to feel you against me." You let out another moan at his words. Oh god. That was so exciting. You only felt your blood pumping faster and your cheeks heat up further more. "Me too..." You both part briefly to remove your own shirt, while your eyes are on each other's body. You let a slow exhale as you watch you lover's chest. It wasn't really that it was a nkd part. But more that you can feel it against you, how it fills your senses. And how much you can make your partner feel good by touching him. As he kiss you again, you push your chest against his. Letting a slight gasp at the skin to skin contact. Taking the time to feel each inch of his bare chest against yours. The way you both used your tongue in that kiss could almost be called outrageous, your hands on each side of his body, against the lockers.
After touching, kissing and complimenting each other for at least 30 minutes. You both finally come out of the changing room. Hand in hand, soft smiles on your face and ready for a nap.
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Synopsis: getting 🌶️with Lúcio NSFW but no mention of more than s$ns-ual stuff
Pairings: Lúcio Correia Dos Santos x asexual!reader
Content: slow, spice, cute, reassurance
Warnings: s$ns-ual stuff, 🌶️(if you don't like spice, don't read!)
Word count: 1 464
Proofread: kinda 🙈 (I ain't reading all that again)
ℕ𝕠𝕥𝕖 : There we are, finally! Gathered up some courage to post.
You were both alone in the changing rooms. Removing your equipments. You can't help but wanting to help undressing him. Because he's tired of course, not because you want to pamper him or anything... Right?
"Do you want help?" You propose. Not wanting to force anything.
He starts to pull on his leg tech. But as you ask, he sighs. "I wouldn't mind some help. This mission really took all my energy".
You get closer, it's not the first time you helped. It's always nice to help each other undress after a tiring mission.
As he's sat on a bench you remove carefully his armor. Half kneeling to be at the right height.
"Thank you"
"No problem" you say getting back up and tidying the tech in his locker nearby, knowing his code.
But soon enough you feel two arms around you, hugging you from behind. As your partner kiss your cheek. Making you blush.
"I thought you were tired?" You tease. Turning around to face him.
"I am. Whatchu wanna do?" He asks, kissing your forehead.
You chuckle "I don't know. I just want you. What do you wanna do?"
He nuzzle your neck and put a soft kiss there. "Chill I guess." He mumbles slightly parting his lips from where they were resting earlier.
"We can do that" You say running the tip of your fingers up and down his arm in a comforting manner.
But then he licks your neck making you shiver.
"Ooh-k. That. Wasn't what I.. Thought when you said chill"
He licks your neck once more, still hugging you. You pull back a bit. Lúcio is a bit taken aback but let you do. You peck his lips.
"This isn't exactly chill you know?"
"Well. You said you wanted me?"
Your cheeks heat up once more.
"Yeah, but if you want to chill I'm ok with that"
"We can take a nap after?"
"Or now?"
He frowns slightly "You don't want me anymore? And me who thought I have been told I was gorgeous just moments ago..." He adds in a fake hurt tone, chuckling slightly under his breath.
"So you're in the mood now?"
"Mm." He mumbles. His eyes on yours
You peck his lips. "Ok"
"Just take the lead please, I'm still tired"
You nuzzle his nose. "Sure"
You add before kissing him multiple times until he starts retaliating. You switch positions so you can push him against the lockers in the kiss. Earning a soft noise from him as his back meets the cold metal. Making it last for a few minutes before you pull away. Oh the way he looks at you right now.
"You're amazing you know?" You throw before kissing his cheek and lowering your kissing to his neck. Earning a slight gasp from him. You continue your trail with his shoulder. As your hand goes on his waist gently rubbing his sides. "I can say the same for you." He adds, letting you do, loving the pace you were going at.
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Other parts: part 1, part 2, part 3
Synopsis: getting 🌶️with Lúcio NSFW but no mention of more than s$ns-ual stuff
Pairings: Lúcio Correia Dos Santos x asexual!reader
Content: slow, spice, cute, reassurance, m/o
Warnings: s$ns-ual stuff, 🌶️(if you don't like spice, don't read!)
Word count: 1 464 (with the 3 parts)
Proofread: kinda 🙈 (I ain't reading all that again)
ℕ𝕠𝕥𝕖 : There we are, finally! Gathered up some courage to post.
PS: Sorry guys it's too long for only one part so there will be three!
You two just came back from a mission.
You couldn't quite explain why, but today when you saw Lúcio in his uniform you couldn't help but blush. Imagining all the things you could do to him once you two were back at the Owerwatch base.
If it wasn't Soldier 76 moving you out of the way, you would have been hit by a sniper's bullet, staying here admiring him move in his skates on the battlefield.
"What are you doing agent! Move!" At those words you definetely cut your sweet rêverie to focus on the fight at hand.
When you get back in the ship you sit next to Lúcio. Everyone made it in one piece. Not that it was a hard mission anyways... Nobody is hurt that's amazing! Next to you, the DJ simply lays his head against the headrest, sighing, just tired of the battle. You can't help but be in awe over his look once more. His locks falling so sweetly on his face, his beautiful brown eyes, the shape of his nose and lips. He's so gorgeous.
Your stare became so intense that he notices it and blush, looking to the other side slightly, just enough to avoid your gaze.
"What you're looking at mm?" He mumbles
"Nothing..." You straighten, retaliating a blush at the fact he noticed you.
Some of the agents look at you both and mumble between them. But soon enough, the regular chats between the agents resume during the drive back to the base.
As you land, everyone head over to the changing rooms. But before your partner could go too far, you hold him back gently by the wrist, just enough to make him stop in his track.
Reinhardt and Tracer just walk by, as well as the others. Leaving you two lasts.
He looks at you a bit surprised, as if waiting for you to answer the reason of your action.
"You were so gorgeous back there"
You start. Earning a flush from him, he's used to you being lovey dovey. But right now he's tired, and was really not expecting a compliment out of nowhere.
"Urm. Thank you.", "You were pretty gorgeous too". He answers with a soft smile. Holding the hand that was on his wrist.
You look aside, hesitating to ask. You didn't want to make it weird, but you kinda wanted him now.
"Can we...." You start hinting slightly, balancing on your feet.
He quickly picks up your meaning, finding your neediness cute. But he was actually so tired.
"I- uh. I'm tired. Maybe another time?"
You were a bit disappointed. But you were respecting his choice.
"Sure" You smile to him, smiling back at you. You kiss the hand that hold yours and follow him to the changing rooms. Hand in hand.
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Characters: Asmodeus, Beelzebub, Belphegor, Diavolo
Content: headcanon, just for funsies
ℕ𝕠𝕥𝕖 : part two special delivery 📨
Asmodeus
Satin. Do I really need to detail? Satin robes, satin sheets, overall satin bed set... Doesn't dry out your skin and hair, postpone appearance of wrinkles, avoids useless irritating rubs. Preserves skin's shine and softness with no marks left from the sheets. I mean, it only fits him since he's very attentive to his appearance. If you ask him, he'd praise the benefits of satin for hours and push you to buy your own satin bed set.
Beel
Leather. Any kind of leather that isn't from animals (so devildom equivalent of pineapple, mushroom, eucalyptus, cactus,…), different types of grains, the better. Fiddles with his necklace when bored or deep in thoughts (of food probably), letting slide the cord between his fingers. Occasionally playing with the triangular metal pendant as well. Enjoys the faint smell left of the original product, but when he's too hungry has a tendency to munch on it.
Belphie
Plushy. Anything that is soft and spongey-like. Obviously including pillows, mattresses and bed sheets. Maybe even the lap of his twin. Because it's comfy and makes him fall asleep (aka his favorite activity) really quickly.
Diavolo
Sandpaper or Sherpa. Two unexpected textures, but I don't know, it just fits him. On one side, an abrasive coated paper, different grains exists for different polishing strenght. Probably owns a few different. Only Barbatos knows about this peculiar liking. And on another side, a soft and warm fabric that looks like wool; heavy and soft. He definetely have some blankets on his bed and pajamas of this texture.
Note: Just for funsies.
I think I saw someone who did that and I got the idea from them but their work is nowhere to be found :(
Anyways, my take on this, I didn't copy anyone.
Other parts: part 1, part 2, part 3
Lucifer
Stinging, like I definitely see him stim with something that stings a bit, not too harshly though. There's like pointy massage balls that exist and that he owns, he can both work and fidget with it at the same time this way. He's probs not comfortable with others knowing that though, so none of his brothers know about it, pride be like..
Mammon
Feathers. I mean, he has feathers on him already, he probs fiddle with them when he's bored. I like to think they actually are gifts that crows gave him and he just kept them like a proud dad, so cute.
Leviathan
Scales. He likes snakes, can control a scaly monster and has scales himself. What's more to say? He defo just traces the scales on his tail before going to sleep, it soothe him.
Satan
Furr. On alive animals, feeling the softness and warmth is everything to him. If it's on a cat it's 1000times better. When he temporarily foster cats, he loves to have them laying on his lap, purring softly as his fingers goes trough their furr and that his eyes follows attentively the words written on the page he's busy with.
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Note: Can be both read as romantic or platonic. Slice of life. Fluff?
Word count: 1634
Proofread?: kinda, may do it properly another day (maybe)
Playing hide and seek with the brothers in the house of Lamentations...
You hurry to the attic, where you remembered there was a closet in one of the corners of the room, you unfortunately had to discover it when you were charged by Lucifer to clean one of the many messes his brother did, even if you didn't do anything...
That was definitely a good place to hide, it's pretty narrow but deep enough so you wouldn't be crushed against the mops and whatever cleaning stuff there was in it. No way Belphie and Beel will search you here.
Walking in almost complete darkness, only a small ray of light shining through a dirty window was guiding your path. Quickly opening the door and jumping in it, you close the door and sit down. Not even taking care of checking the inside beforehand, which you would have started to regret if your thoughts weren't cut by a complain.
"Oi! What ya doing here. It's my spot!"
Mammon... Of course he would have chosen the same place as you...
"Mammon?" You ask in a lower tone, way more contrasting his nearly yell.
He stops for a second and move slightly, making him bump his feet against your leg.
"MC?!" He seemed to have recognized your voice.
"Shhhhhh, be quiet or you'll make us be spotted"
He shifts one more time his position.
"You're not asking me to leave anymore?" You tease, he knows you're smirking, no need to be able to see.
"S-shut up." He starts stuttering before gaining back his composure, his cheeks darkening slightly. "It's fine, it's the best hiding spot anyways. And of course you would join The Great Mammon." Then followed by a laugh he added "I mean, I'm so good at games, it's obvious ya would have followed me."
"Damn, great minds do meet" You answer with a smile, amused at the situation.
He blushed even more, he's thanking silently it's dark in here, or else you would have seen how your flatteries affected him.
After a bit of silence you bump your feet onto his hand as you shift into a more comfortable position, not without another complain, this time in a more hushed tone.
"Eh watch what ya doing!"
"Where are you exactly?" You ask, extending your hand tentatively, your palm hitting accidentally his face.
"That's your face?" You can't help but chuckle feeling his nose and lips brushing against your hand.
"Oi! Quit shoving your hand in my face dammit" He grabs your wrist with gentleness to move it away. You will not catch him say he enjoyed that touch, even if he did.
"Pffff" You start cackling. Just thinking at what you did makes you laugh.
"Now it's you who's going to make us be spotted!" Mammon says giving you the same treatment as you did to him, in order to try to cover your mouth and prevent anymore noise to escape your lips. But he actually missed and almost poked your eye, which makes you laugh harder.
In between breaths you try to desperately catch, you manage to tell "That was my eye, almost got me blind".
Wincing slightly as he tries to remove his hand, not wanting to hurt you accidentally, he gets surprised at you grabbing his wrist to guide his hand to your mouth.
"Here"
As you let another laugh, he feels your breath on his palm. Making his brain almost stop.
"You wanted to know where I was too uh?"
"ME?! HUH no way The Great Mammon would even care about this. It isn't like I wanted to or anything." He says trying to take his hand back but you hold his wrist ever so slightly, he’s blushing so bad, when he insists you let go.
"Ughhh... I hope we don't have to stay in here for too long." The man with white hair states after a little silence. Crossing his arms and leaning his back against the wood, creaking softly at the weight.
"Yeah, I don't really like sitting in the dark for too long, it's scary as hell. Good thing I'm not alone already, otherwise I wouldn't have stayed very long in here." You confess, you also knew Mammon didn't liked dark and scary stuff, so you just thought you could indirectly comfort him this way.
Your words hit as he blushed one more.
"Yeah. Good thing you're here with me. As ya first man, I can protect you easily like that" Mammon laughs.
"Are you ok? I mean, you also are scared of the dark nah?" You ask.
"W-W-What?! What are you talkin' about. I ain't afraid of nothin'!" He tries to defend himself, you could have scared him to prove your point, but you just hoped he'd trust you enough to tell you directly.
"Mmkay." You simply state "Just in case, feel free to tell me, I don't mind holding hands if you are" You smugly add, but not without a hint of softness that Mammon catches.
"Damn they are so slow, it's to wonder if they are doin' it on purpose!" The older brother says starting to get impatient being in the dark for so long.
"We're just too well hidden"
"Uh" he simply scoffs in agreement. And after building some confidence asks to hold your hand directly, not wanting to do the same mistake as before and hurting you in some way. "Hey.." He starts quietly. "Would ya.. um" A little silence trying to find his words to not sound too desesperate. "hold.. hands? Not for me, but like. Since ya scared." There isn't a confident facade this time, even if he isn't 100% thruthfull.
"Sure. I'm holding it in the air. Middle? I can't see so. Haha"
After not some effort you manage to find each other's hand. A faint blush matching on both your faces, too bad, neither of you can see it.
Since it's been a loooonnnng time of wait (not really, maybe like 15minutes, but none of you are patient) you started to remember stuff you and the brothers did together, fun times.
"Oh yeah! And ya remember when Beel ate all that buffet at Diavolo's palace? The look on Lucifer's face was unmatched. Good for him Barbatos had it covered." Mammon laughs and you follow not far behind.
But your laughs are interrupted by footsteps and two voices, making you two quiet. "Ugh were could those two be? We looked everywhere, they're the last to be found."
Belphie's voice for sure.
"I'm hungry" is heard followed by a growl, and that's Beel for sure.
"You just literally ate, we did a kitchen break" The blue haired boy state. "We'll go fetch something after we find them ok?"
"Uhh, let's find them quickly then"
You hear sounds of them both probably pushing furniture and looking around the attic.
You start to chuckle a little at hearing their banter, but feel the free hand of Mammon on your mouth. With a low "shhh"
He's locked in, there's Grimms to win after all. Or more so, the winner will have his wish granted, and he is focused on the objective.
You don't do anything against the gesture. But when you hear him starting to chuckle to what his brothers just said you retaliate the gesture, feeling the soft air of his breathing caressing your palm. At the tickle sensation you want to laugh more but hopefully Mammon's hand blocks the sounds, fading at your lips.
After a non-fruitful research in the attic they both leave and you both let out a big breath and a light laugh as your own hand gets away from were it was resting momentarily.
"That was a close one" The avatar of greed states. You can't help but agree, letting a simple hum answer.
Not too long after, you see your D.D.D screen light up the small space as a notification pops up. Making you have a glimpse of the man you're sharing this closet with for now at least an hour long.
"They give up. We won!" You say raising your eyes from the screen and showing him the text.
"Hehehe told ya the Great Mammon always win. Now the grimms are mine!" He barges out the closet, laughing.
"Well, I did too, so we'd have to share." You tease him again, getting out and stretching your sore muscles.
He looks at you, deep in thought for a second.
"I'm sure they'll give us each our own wish"
...
"One wish. That is all" Lucifer states, making sure it's crystal clear.
"Ughhh" The white haired man complains, slouching forward, his arms heavy.
"Then split the money in half? It's ok I don't mind having Grimms too." You answer, unbothered.
"Perfect. I can only admire your diplomacy, as always MC"
Lucifer hands the both of you 25 000 grimms. And Mammon jumps of joy, laughing, even if can't help but glance your way, greedily wanting your grimms too. But game is game and he can't help but being happy he won with you.
....
He was surprised the next day to come back after work, entering his room tiredly and almost crashing on his bed. Only to be greeted with the bag of grimms Lucifer gave yesterday and a carefully folded paper on said bed. Unfolding it his eyes started to follow the letters "Keep it, in exchange for the great company. I laughed so much my abs hurt today, maybe we could watch and eat something in my room tonight or right now depending on what time you're reading this. -MC
Useless to say, Mammon's cheeks gained in temperature and he ran right away to your room, or almost. After all, he needs to put away those shiny coins in case one of his brothers would want to get paid back for the money he "temporarily" borrowed to them. But believe he's knocking on your door in the following minute!
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I just saw a tiktok with a drawing of waterboy in a duck swimsuit (so cute btw).
But let's be real.
If this guy goes anywhere near sand, moist as he is, he will end up as a breadcrumb coating ;_;
Sand sticking to his skin ALL THE TIME, EVERYWHERE, must be A NIGHTMARE.
Only positive point, he can go in the water to rinse it of.
But even that, how does it work? Is his water freshwater or saltwater.
Mm so many thoughts
Am I too woke to think Umamusume Pretty Derby is propaganda for horse races?
As a horse nerd, I am very interested by everything about them, especially wellbeing. And I also heard about ''Umamusume Pretty Derby''. I tried to give it a try to make my own opinion...
Feel free to share your opinion in the comments!
This game targets both men and women.
With the jiggly physics, young/small/thin women appearance, a idol vibe, absolutely not appropriate sport clothes to run, a cute aesthetic, women running.
Nothing changed to the usual japanese p*dophilia, oversexual*sation of women and racism with the blatant lack of POC when it's a game about HORSES.
Which is already not ok at all, but it also romanticise horse racing.
Just to remember, horse races are not CUTE and FUN for horses:
* They are litterally babies, are trained as babies, compete as babies.
A 2 year old horse isn't made to be ridden, their back bones only finish growing around 8-9year old.
Comparison of a 2yo and a 9yo of the same breed;
* Once they are useless, they are disposed of.
-> they only race for 3-5 years
They are more prone to health issues such as arthritis and stereotypical behaviours, even if they are retired really young.
A lot of them, even if they can be sold to be ''regular horses'', end up to the butch*ry.
If they didn't d*e on the race track.
* They have to support harsh bits and gear.
That are often not adapted anatomically for horses, with just the pa*n induced in mind for the design to make surrender the horse.
They also are being wh*pped, which basically is h*tting the horse with a stick to make him move faster. Useless to say it hurts (interesting to note that horses are more sensitive than humans).
* They have to live H24 in stables, and even take the plane to compete in other countries.
Living in box removes social interaction, which horses need to live as they are a social specie. They are also made to be outside, eat grass and move freely, which they can't in stables.
Horsebox travel is already stressful, imagine plane.
This isn't normal.
Please don't fall for propaganda x
Horses aren't tools, they are really passioning animals to be around.
Bonus, what could have been good to do with this game:
I feel like it would have been a good game if it was actually about grown women, doing sport, being badass (how cool could be to have actual personalized realistic racing outfits, rather than dresses), racing for their goals. POC and different body types included! With Umamusume replacing horses, criticising the horse races. Not being reduced to lolis idols racing just because they exist. With actual realistic ears and tails (because omg what is that).
(Illustrations are made by @ fedupfredofficial on insta, I love their work a lot, I can only recommend it if you are interested in learning more about horse wellbeing)
- AJellyFiSh 🪼⋆｡𖦹°🫧⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
We know he made his own costume, by the sweat of his brow right?
Imagine.
Just him, fabric, a sewing machine and determination.
One goal: make his niece the coolest recital outfit ever.
Took multiple days, each day after work, continuing on the project until it's done. Completely locked in, clubs can wait.
Made the design from scratch, top to bottom. Everything is mesured to be sure it fits perfectly.
And of course he made sure to include flames on the design, to make her niece the coolest of all her class (and looking a bit like her uncle).
And when he gets there to assist to the performance, of course he made sure to somehow match her outfit in a way. Glasses on, even if he's in the dark.
Filming everything with his phone, with a proud smile plastered on his face.
Fandoms: Haunted Hotel, Overwatch 1/2, Dispatch, Gravity Falls, Amphibia, The Owl House, Cult of the Lamb, Arcane, Baldur’s Gate 3, Obey Me, Twisted Wonderland, We Bare Bears, Steven Universe, Undertale.
I don't mind other fandoms, just precise it in the request and I'll do my research :)
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_ Kinks if they are within the rules I stated
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_If you want multiple characters done for a request, specify which you prefer, as I might not do them all if there is too many. (If you don't specify I'll choose who I like better)
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Character + (Fandom) + Prompt/theme/idea/context
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Ex: Could you write something about Flambae being used as a living radiator?
Horse breed i’d give to each Dispatch character 'cause i’m a horse nerd :D p3
Warnings: Some spoilers due to using their personnality when explaining why they match, but stays brief.
PS: Sorry, I don't like InviSAgal </3
Malevola - Marwari
Particular ears that kinda reference back to her horns and own pointy ears. Endurant and resistant to walking in sand (can also breathe more easily in the desert), kinda matching the fire resistance she has.
Coupé - Trahehner
Light horse often used in dressage and show jumping. Dressage is kind of the equivalent of dance/ballet, match her name choice. Sharp features and swift.
Invisigal - Mustang
Trying to be special and to have attitude. But, they’re like any other horse, chill. Kind of wild in a way.
Mandy - American Quarter Horse
Calm, willing temperament. Breed often used as an older horse training younger ones, makes sense with the phoenix program. Breed the most present on the planet (especially in the US), so they still have their own charm and strenghts even if they are ''less special'' (same vibe Mandy gives off).
Phenomenaman - Irish Cob
Horse breed that actually can grow a mustache (yes, really!). Large, calm. And idk he gives the same vibe.
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Last part, if I forgot someone feel free to ask for it in the comments! - AJellyFiSh 🪼⋆｡𖦹°🫧⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
"Sorry i reported you" scam making it's rounds here.
I'm not even banned.
Vague details.
Doesn't just start with the reason for contact.
You submit help to www.tumblr.com/support or help.tumblr.com. NOT the links provided in the photos.
the proof of email photo is crunchy as hell. Looks old too.
Why do i have to contact them to confirm my innocence. lmao.
What is the scam?
You rush to prove your innocence to the email and they will respond back to you needing to verify your login info and then steal your account. easy. Discord and Steam have a version of this too.
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