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Kinda crazy you never know what sets off strangers' kinks. Like you could say a completely normal sentence and somebody two tables over gets a boner.

As people enter, the coworkers say "Hi! Welcome in!" in unison

As they leave, the workers' "Have a nice day" is met with a family's unanimous "Thanks! You too!"

We offer each other these greetings as if they mean something, but they are merely ritualistic exchanges at this point

#canesposting #my job sounds like a... poem?

Yes I'll take a cherry WOKE and a large sweet PEE

#liberals #god bless america

Excellent news for my career: im depressed again

#music #musician #songwriter

Netflix and chill is so 2016, who tryna smosh and smash

#i have a gf #i know who tryna #we smoshed #and #we smashed

In the haus, strait up kranken it, and by it, we'll, lets juts say, my wagon

#Deutsche #german #mr worldwide #midnight burger funnys

Drinking ranch just to feel something

Is it sus for your roommate to come home to you at the fridge, then you take out only a bottle of ranch and go back to your room and close the door

#hidden valley #the original ranch #easy squeeze #ranch

Ah yes, my favorite psuedopod, the cuddlebitch

*i emerge from the woods, covered in mud and twigs*

*i approach your door*

*i knock on your door*

*you answer your door*

"You got a bathroom i can use? I really gotta shit"

#based on a true story

Average Shift (tm)

- clock in

- caress the Sauce Cow

- milk the Sauce Cow

- commune with The Voices

- (important) write down their messages

- milk the Sauce Cow

- swab the deck

- clock out (optional)

#canesposting #my job sounds like a shitpost

ajxanman

Having trans friends with chosen names is great, The Gang consists of:

Greek titan

Geological feature

bread

Miscellaneous crime

A Winchester brother

Tree

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Overwatch character

Chess piece

Republicans be like "im conservative" until it comes time to conserve anything that isn't racist or sexist

#republicans #fuck maga #maga

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Mentally, im milking the Sauce Cow in the back

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I spent a lot of time with the Sauce Cow today

She was leaking

#canesposting #my job sounds like a shitpost #i hope my coworkers find this

Cute aggression except I want yo put her on the sun.

#she looks beautiful in any light #the more light the more of her detail can be seen

ajxanman

I really wanna post something really funny but Tumblr hates me

ajxanman

Can I post photo?

ajxanman

I can post photo but Tumblr is censoring me

ajxanman

I really wanna post something really funny but Tumblr hates me

ajxanman

Can I post photo?

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