Kinda crazy you never know what sets off strangers' kinks. Like you could say a completely normal sentence and somebody two tables over gets a boner.
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Today's Document
i don't do bad sauce passes
wallacepolsom
will byers stan first human second
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
trying on a metaphor
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Kinda crazy you never know what sets off strangers' kinks. Like you could say a completely normal sentence and somebody two tables over gets a boner.
As people enter, the coworkers say "Hi! Welcome in!" in unison
As they leave, the workers' "Have a nice day" is met with a family's unanimous "Thanks! You too!"
We offer each other these greetings as if they mean something, but they are merely ritualistic exchanges at this point
Yes I'll take a cherry WOKE and a large sweet PEE
Excellent news for my career: im depressed again
Netflix and chill is so 2016, who tryna smosh and smash
In the haus, strait up kranken it, and by it, we'll, lets juts say, my wagon
Drinking ranch just to feel something
Is it sus for your roommate to come home to you at the fridge, then you take out only a bottle of ranch and go back to your room and close the door
Ah yes, my favorite psuedopod, the cuddlebitch
*i emerge from the woods, covered in mud and twigs*
*i approach your door*
*i knock on your door*
*you answer your door*
"You got a bathroom i can use? I really gotta shit"
Average Shift (tm)
- clock in
- caress the Sauce Cow
- milk the Sauce Cow
- commune with The Voices
- (important) write down their messages
- milk the Sauce Cow
- swab the deck
- clock out (optional)
Having trans friends with chosen names is great, The Gang consists of:
Greek titan
Geological feature
bread
Miscellaneous crime
A Winchester brother
Tree
Overwatch character
Chess piece
Republicans be like "im conservative" until it comes time to conserve anything that isn't racist or sexist
Mentally, im milking the Sauce Cow in the back
I spent a lot of time with the Sauce Cow today
She was leaking
Cute aggression except I want yo put her on the sun.
I really wanna post something really funny but Tumblr hates me
Can I post photo?
I can post photo but Tumblr is censoring me
I really wanna post something really funny but Tumblr hates me
Can I post photo?