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Real Things I've Seen as a Paramedic — FireDepartmentChronicles

*Content Warning of suggestive content, injury, drug usage and medical conditions*

Part 2

❝Somebody called for a....fight?❞ ❝Can I ask.... why?❞ ❝Because HE'S a psychopath.❞ ❝Shouldn't have high-fived my kid.❞ ❝THIS IS THE SECOND TIME THIS MONTH.❞ ❝Your daddy doesn't have any more pencils, does he??❞ ❝Hey guys what do you need help wiiiiith...... woah.❞ ❝What was the not so calm part that led to the violent feng shui furniture rearrangement?❞ ❝Ahhh a little rowdy is a bit of an understatement.❞ ❝Hey? Where's my TV?❞ ❝You MIGHT not want me to answer that question.❞ ❝Listen, listen. I'm alright guys, it's just indigestion.❞ ❝Let's get some vital signs first and then we can decide from there.❞ ❝3 sprays and the chest pain goes away!❞ ❝What did you just do?❞ ❝I... gave him 3 sprays.... You know, to make the chest pain goes away?❞ ❝Oooh that's not good....❞ ❝Yeah, I think... the hospital actually might be....good....—❞ ❝Well, we know what one of the vital signs are.❞ ❝Someone keeps hitting the button at this location over and over again.❞ ❝Hi Mr. Fireman!❞ ❝I can't believe that thing malfunctioned.❞ ❝I saw the fire, so I ran over and got the extinguisher, pulled the pin and then I... threw it into the fire!❞ ❝Sir please stop rubbing your eyes, you're just going to make the pepper spray worse!❞ ❝Why isn't the milk working? I poured like HALF A GALLON on my face!❞ ❝Stop complaining man, at least you didn't pee all over yourself when you got blasted in the leg with a taser!❞ ❝What possessed you two to test pepper spray and a taser on each other??❞ ❝Wait. Again? How many times have you done this!?❞ ❝Have you ever considered not re-producing?❞ ❝Hey, uh.... I'm feeling pretty dizzy.❞ ❝How long have you been out here?❞ ❝Uh.... that depends.... what time is it? Three days.❞ ❝He won't stop complaining about his back.❞ ❝So you flipped off your bike and hit your head.... and you have no pain anywhere?❞ ❝And you remember everything?❞ ❝Okay, what's your name?❞ ❝Gimme that. What's your last name [Name].❞ ❝....yeah you're definitely going to the hospital.❞

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Things Said During Crime Simulator

— various quotes from my bf, friend and I during our sessions of gaming. Some have been tweaked.

❝I wanna go criming!❞ ❝Oh it's a camera, this is going to be easy.❞ ❝Why is the rock not hitting it!?❞ ❝This security guard is annoying.❞ ❝Fuck Dave. Dave is my new Grace.❞ ❝I'm not afraid of no cops- SHIT ITS THE COPS RUN.❞ ❝Ooo money, don't mind if I do.❞ ❝I CAN'T JUMP THIS FENCE. FUCK. HELP ME.❞ ❝Honey you can't go fighting the police.❞ ❝OH GOD THEY HAVE A HELICOPTER THE ROOF IS USELESS NOW.❞ ❝Haha you can't get me.❞ ❝I'm watching you run around with like 3 guys chasing you.❞ ❝We're doing a good ol' fashioned smash and grab.❞ ❝ABORT ABORT HE'S COMING BACK.❞ ❝Fuck this I'm just going to hit him—❞ ❝WHY ARE YOU TRIGGERED I WAS JUST WALKING DOWN THE STREET?!❞ ❝Wanna bet who gets the cops called first? I bet it's [Name].❞ ❝Wait a bit before going into the house or the gas will affect you too—❞ ❝Yeah the blurry vision gave that away I'm out now.❞ ❝That's a lot of wine.❞ ❝You don't see me..... You don't see me- YOU DONT SEE ME—❞ ❝Ah shit. I triggered the trap.❞ ❝I'm hiding in the truck, you guys are on your own.❞

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Real Things I've Seen as a Paramedic — FireDepartmentChronicles

*Content Warning of suggestive content, injury, drug usage, medical problems*

Part 1

❝Yeah man. He keeps passing out.❞ ❝How many times has he passed out?❞ ❝Anyone else smell mashed potatoes?❞ ❝And you're just calling NOW?!?❞ ❝Ah Crap!❞ ❝That's not a huge deal but... why are your pants missing...?❞ ❝We gotta go. Right now.❞ ❝He thinks he's a cow man.❞ ❝I ate 2.... and he had the rest.❞ ❝Why are they always naked.❞ ❝Wait wait is that going to stop his heart?❞ ❝No— a-actually..... yes. Not forever!❞ ❝WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOT FOREVER.❞ ❝I think I'm gonna die man.❞ ❝HEY. You're not going to die.❞ ❝Sorry hit the wrong button.❞ ❝Wow. I feel a lot better!❞ ❝Yeah... I don't think I want to do.... ANY of this again.❞ ❝Man they SHOT my car!❞ ❝Yeah... I think I felt something hit my leg— a few?! HOW MANY IS A FEW?!❞ ❝Your guess is as good as mine.❞ ❝I blow up like a balloon when I have peanuts!❞ ❝Who wants to go see a fire truck!❞ ❝I covered him a bunch of ice....❞ ❝So what did you do?❞ ❝Some consider that kidnapping.❞ ❝You need to go to the hospital right now.❞ ❝THERE IS A BONE STICKING OUT OF YOUR FOOT.❞ ❝Meh, it'll heal on its own.❞ ❝THAT'S NOT HOW THE HUMAN BODY WORKS.❞ ❝I don't know what happened. One moment he was hanging Christmas decoration and then next thing I know he's hobbling around the street calling himself the Crispy Cringle.❞ ❝A slip and slide trampoline of DEATH.❞ ❝Oh no, it was actually after the car fell on him that he said his chest was really hurting him.❞ ❝I'm sorry WHAT?!❞ ❝He was a meat pancake for about 3 seconds.❞ ❝Drive really, really fast!❞ ❝I think he might need it a lot more than I did...❞ ❝I... I think my sugar.... might be a bit... low.❞ ❝Uhm... he's on a new diet.❞ ❝Then why are you covered in blood??❞ ❝I tried to stop him from coating the garage in a fresh new coat of human stain.❞ ❝Holy crap— Was he shot?❞

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Nia Liston: The Merciless Maiden

Chapter 2

❝There are a lot of obstacles...❞ ❝Well, that's all very logical...❞ ❝I want to help. That's my honest wish. Or am I not allowed to care about my family?❞ ❝Conquer the world with my prowess?❞ ❝....Gather up all strong people and crush them?❞ ❝I'd love to try but I doubt I'd be allowed to.❞ ❝It's just all these fan letters....❞ ❝What do you have to fear?❞ ❝Even a lady-killer has his troubles.❞ ❝I've been thinking about this situation.❞ ❝He's a bit too smart for his own good.❞ ❝No! As your [Relation] I must protect you!❞ ❝The world needs to see how adorable he is.❞ ❝I want to try cookies made by you! Please! Please!❞ ❝A certain someone just wouldn't quiet down.❞ ❝It was a matter of life and death.❞ ❝I've crushed the hopes and dreams of so many blacksmiths.❞ ❝Nope must have been someone else.❞ ❝It's a very vague memory so... totally wasn't me.❞ ❝I didn't do it, did I?❞ ❝Thanks, I work on my dexterity.❞ ❝I could easily do it.❞ ❝I can't leave a place with swords without even getting a single swing.❞ ❝I'm sorry. it was impolite of me.❞ ❝It can't be just my pretty face they're after.❞ ❝You new people never know your place!❞ ❝We intend to exploit your popularity and your nerve.❞ ❝It's an underhanded and exploitative plan, but...❞ ❝It's your plan, so do as you like.❞ ❝I can't take it anymore... I'll go... and murder her!❞

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Nia Liston: The Merciless Maiden

Chapter 1

❝I yearned to come across a being stronger than myself.❞ ❝Anyone but me would die for real, dammit.❞ ❝Am I at fault for being too strong?❞ ❝Aren't you bored of staying in bed all day?❞ ❝[Name], you're a control freak.❞ ❝Picture books don't show how to cut wood.❞ ❝Stop prying into my womanly secrets.❞ ❝Sorry for all the ruckus.❞ ❝Swords are not for smashing. You need to push, pull back and slice.❞ ❝[Name], you were forbidden from watching that.❞ ❝I suppose I'm rather fond of romance.❞ ❝I just want to watch battles with blood and guts splattering everywhere.❞ ❝Mankind has come up with some impressive stuff!❞ ❝Hmm... I could take out three people with my left hand without even standing up.❞ ❝You just need to survive until I get paid and leave.❞ ❝If we meet again in hell, feel free to kill me.❞ ❝I don't know who you are— a demon, an evil spirit or just an exceptional villain. ❞

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LiEat Sentence Starters

Game 2

❝Can you really just take those?❞ ❝You telling me the dumb looking doofus was a guard?❞ ❝If we're lucky, we might even get to stay the night in this resort.❞ ❝What kinda place is it?❞ ❝Don't get too wild, now.❞ ❝That'll get you fired on the spot.❞ ❝We left home without hesitation.❞ ❝May happiness come to you!❞ ❝What's different between dragons and humans?❞ ❝This guy's a womanizer.❞ ❝Me, I'm what you call a gentleman.❞ ❝You picking a fight?❞ ❝Sounds like a pretty lousy way of thinking.❞ ❝Boy, you're weird.❞ ❝So we're all weirdos here!❞ ❝I don't need a guy like you cheering me on!❞ ❝She vanished! Instantly!❞ ❝You're a trespasser.❞ ❝I still have some... habits.❞ ❝You struck me as exceptionally shady.❞ ❝Stop shouting. You're making my ears ring.❞ ❝If you've got nothing to do, just go to bed.❞ ❝Well, it's the dead of night.❞ ❝Then you ought to take the punishment.❞ ❝There always has to be a liar in these situations.❞ ❝Cruxifixion is too good for— Ahem, er...❞ ❝Tell me if anything comes up.❞ ❝This is gonna be a pain.❞ ❝But you're already real strong!❞ ❝Where'd you learn that kind of language?❞ ❝I need to protect them. But I can't protect anyone.❞ ❝We can't erase bad dreams.❞ ❝If we don't carry them, we can't grow stronger.❞ ❝You don't need to push yourself anymore.❞ ❝I had... a very strong wish.❞ ❝I'll try hard to protect what's important to me.❞ ❝The more visible and close something is, the harder it is to notice its value.❞ ❝I'll have to pay more attention to my surroundings.❞ ❝I'm going to promptly punish him for his indecency.❞

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LiEat Sentence Starters

Game 1

❝Sooo, how much more do we have to walk?❞ ❝We're almost there, just be quiet and walk.❞ ❝Huh? Why are you here?❞ ❝What's it matter to you?❞ ❝...There's a vicious wolf that goes around at night, attacking people.❞ ❝Take care of yourself.❞ ❝Gotta be nice to girls, okay?❞ ❝I'm exhausted from walking.❞ ❝I'll help with what I can.❞ ❝Don't go anywhere strange.❞ ❝Here's a snack for later.❞ ❝You're no fun!!❞ ❝Honestly I like that.❞ ❝I'm going to bed. You should too. Don't go doing anything weird.❞ ❝But it's a fantastic power. Like nobody else's.❞ ❝Even if you mean to tell lies, they end up haunting you.❞ ❝Lies that come out of guilt and regret and all... they get bigger.❞ ❝So I'm pretty amazing!❞ ❝Okay I'm off to bed.❞ ❝But night only just started!❞ ❝I would not say reading is one of my strong suits.❞ ❝I'm real mysterious too!❞ ❝I've been developing a real interest in you, [Name].❞ ❝Your bed's on the other side, idiot.❞ ❝That scream just now...❞ ❝Stay right behind me. Don't wander off.❞ ❝Someone died. Probably murder.❞ ❝You trust me that little...?❞ ❝...Can you get to sleep?❞ ❝Calm down a bit, [Name].❞ ❝Might I recommend not licking everything you see.❞ ❝...Lies? I'm not lying.❞ ❝I did all of that! They didn't do anything!❞ ❝It's what you have to do, and only you can do it.❞ ❝... 'Cause I'm a liar too.❞ ❝I knew it was all just selfishness.❞ ❝I'll have to redeem myself, somehow.❞ ❝If you don't like it, I'll leave you here.❞

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LiEat Sentence Starters

Light Novel

❝...How many times have I read this?❞ ❝Oh, no. It's nothing. I was just curious.❞ ❝So, we'll play again tomorrow... It's a promise.❞ ❝Feels like there's not much point in teasing you these days, y'know.❞ ❝If you think anything's gonna be easy, that means it costs money.❞ ❝There are a few things I'd like to ask you... Is now a good time?❞ ❝Lies aren't lies if they don't get found out.❞ ❝But aren't lies bad?❞ ❝Simple. You can just answer, "I'm a dummy so I don't know!"❞ ❝Can we sleep together?❞ ❝...Gimme a break.❞ ❝Ah... Well, I shouldn't say this too loud...❞ ❝...Are you really awake?❞ ❝It's like a curse, you can't fight it.❞ ❝If you knew what happiness really was...❞ ❝Sorry... I'm really sorry, [Name]...❞ ❝Say any more, and no snacks for the rest of eternity.❞ ❝You're just a runt.❞ ❝My life isn't worth crap.❞ ❝I won't die, so don't worry about it.❞

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Soda Assortments

Pepsi: Does you muse get sick often? If so do they have a weakened immune system? What steps can they take to avoid getting sick? Coca-Cola: Can your muse take medicine? Does it have to be a specific flavor? Do they take medicine for regular illness or do they have some for a chronic disability? Mountain Dew: How does your muse feel about energy drinks? Do they drink them? If so, is it for fun or for the energy? Club Soda: Does your muse enjoy quiet nights in or are they the type to go out for a night? Ginger Ale: Does the muse enjoy alcohol? If so, do they drink a straight flavor or do they enjoy mixing drinks together to make cocktails? Cream Soda: Does your muse enjoy trying different types of the same food or drink? If not, why? Is it a flavor issue or a sensory issue? Dr. Pepper: Does your muse look up to anyone? If so do they want to be like them or do they want to be similar but their own person? If they look up to someone, how would they feel if they got to meet them? Kinnie: Does the muse go with the trends or do they prefer to stand alone with trying something new and alternate? How do they feel about trends in general?