My Rambles//Your Shambles

She/They ~ late-thirties polyamorous certified bisexual disaster and based in the PNW. ~ I'm just a human who wants to spread love, sarcasm, way too many selfies, and an appreciation for nature. ~ This is a safe space and you can talk to me about anything... unless you're looking for a sugar baby. Do not pass go- straight to horny jail for you.

[valtsv]

thoughts on tiktok?

[valtsv]

my sincerest apologies to miss kesha i have nothing but respect for the party anthem of all time

[ruinedchildhood]

[mens-rights-activia]

[mens-rights-activia]

I would like to note that I left flowers for her afterwards, just as a “sorry for using your grave for content”

[theweirdwideweb]

[orchidvioletindigo]

[sycamoretree]

trinity 

[yawning-caverns]

An Actual Real Person my Dad knew. Pretty sure he worked as a bush guide. When someone asked the time he’d pull off his hat - some kind of broad brim - and use to take a few measurements of the sun’s position relative to the horizon. Then he’d declare the time.

He was accurate to the minute.

[elodieunderglass]

Fvvdvddsfdssdhnvfh you get back here and say this to the rest of the crew

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[pinene]

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

[tadeadshihamurder]

someone on reddit explained 😭

[no-one-offical]

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[desmolbean404]

That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

[teaboot]

Remember! When companies lay off all their staff because AI is cheaper, this sort of shit is what you can leverage for a better contract when they are inevitably forced to hire everyone back :)

[sweetgrass1312]

I like how Twitter is so collectively ruined by psuedo-incest porn the slopbot just added 'Step-' there

[eldritchbauble]

Saturday Night Asks

Send me:

- Anons or asks about anything

- Naughty NSFT asks (minors DNI)

- Have you ever/would you rather

- Fave/least fave but choose unusual categories

- Unhinged confessions (a fave)

- Assumptions for me to confirm or deny

- Send me a song/ask for a song

- Be nosy and ask me anything

- Tell me what you're thinking about

- Literally anything else

[nebulae-d]

"okay, but are you a nonbinary woman or a nonbinary man" im going to nonbury you in a fucking hole.

[i-am-a-fish]

here's a reminder to DO IT! but only if you want

[k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl]

how to tell mutual hey i think ur really cool we should talk more but like also im bad at talking and am always exhausted

[48dollars-deactivated20200701]

I LOVE THAT FEELING WHEN YOU LISTEN TO AN OLD SONG AND YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THE LYRICS THEY JUST KINDA COME OUT

[bebemoon]

women want tinctures potions elixirs salves balms concoctions brews tonics essences and so on

[hail-dondus]

🇮🇪 God I love being Irish ☘️

[akayna]

We're puzzle & a movie people this week

[akayna]

Forgot to take any other pictures, but I did look cute for the company picnic the other day in the dress I bought in Kenya!

[croaksac]

via Seattle Times:

Local Ballard raccoon has been spotted thriving in a remarkably unique and charming body

Yes he(?)'s actually factually real and has even been given an extremely millennial nickname: Jimothy. Wildlife experts advise everyone to just leave him alone and let him live his life

[kosmogrl]

[cosmonautroger]

Natal, Brasil