updated birthday wishlist
$5 for my emergency savings fund (paypal or kofi)
$10-15 dollars for restaurant takeout
overthrow the government & redistribute jeff bozo’s stolen wealth
$2+ monthly ko-fi subscribers (to help me build monthly income)
charity of my choice
trump gets covid again
dog/cat receives a gentle kiss on top of their tiny head
when I said “overthrow the government”
THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT
A finger on the monkey’s paw curls shut.
Goddammit why do we even HAVE that monkey paw????
….genuinely curious now what would happen if i got ahold of a shrivelled monkey’s paw and wished specifically for jeff bozo’s wealth to be redistributed. give me your worst possible predictions
server crash, meaning it’s not redistributed, just lost






























