rabbi(d)t dog

~ Autumn 25ish she/her lesbian ~ Memes, art, animals. I am unwell

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

[kosmogrl]

[monoamine-qveen]

It’s hard being so beautiful and annoying with cool interests

[sanctus-ingenium]

Urtica

[everydaywomble]

but here's the thing

[boudicca]

if i were a beta in the omegaverse i'd be so mad watching my coworkers get paid heat/rut leave while i get nothing. it's like when your fuckass coworker gets to take a cigarette break nid-shift and come back smelling bad but instead they get to go home and fuck nasty for a week because they made the choice not to take suppressants meanwhile i have to stay in the office running spreadsheets with debra whose scent patches don't do anything to hide the smell of mothballs or the alpha from marketing she's cheating on her husband with

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it’s just so beautiful

The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say

Me, sniffling: I didn’t realize, I can’t, it’s so much, I, I… are the chips good, at least?

Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they’re… magical, strange traveler

[c0smicjellyfish]

what if I was a big brown eyed two faced whiny bitch and you were a mean diva who everyone accuses of being a murderer because you're an edge lord creep and you were obsessed with me and can't stand not having my attention and I was obsessed with you and pretend to be nice to you so I can manipulate you doing pathetic stuff for my own amusement and we're very gay for each other but will never admit it and we're really terrible to each other but also you're my best friend and I hate you and also your sister thinks she's talented and wants to be an actor and we bully her for it

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[animentality]

[sirartwork]

[loracarol]

I have another dog to put on this theoretical show. The original story can be found at this link. If the link breaks, it's a story on NotAlwaysRight called "Absolutely The Goodest Boy"

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

I love it when service dogs do some freelance consulting, it's so cool

[pullupinthewhiplikewagwansexy]

[may12324]

Dyke Knights ⚔️

[staff]

we fucked up

[kyberinthevoid]

I hate that “chat” now makes people think of chatgpt. no. I’m asking my imaginary greek chorus twitch audience.

[spookedstarzz]

got that dog in me and mitski has been showing financial interest in it

[daughter-of-sapph0]

tw lying

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[m-carrick]

being a hater is so fun until you see someone who is a hater 80% of the time and then you're like christ i hope i dont sound like that person and you stay on your best behaviour for 3 days