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stravaganza

so, what you’re telling me is

this is how that road ended?

#marvelous #majestic #spn finale #supernatural

xiranjayzhao

I made a video about everything culturally right and wrong with Mulan 1998!

What you can expect from this video:

PS when I first liveblogged this movie on Twitter, two actual artists who worked on Mulan showed up and added their commentary!

(all included on screen in the video!)

foxgraves

luminarai

joe gets into this habit where whenever he hears a song about everlasting love or loving someone forever he jokingly goes, “nicky that’s our song!” and of course nicky always just smiles indulgently while joe playfully swoons at him

until one day in one of their home bases joe stumbles over a battered old notebook and when he opens it it’s just full of hundreds upon hundreds of titles of love songs and their artists, scribbled carefully in nicky’s handwriting. so then joe is like, “nicky what’s all this?” and nicolò di fucking genova just blithely goes, “oh it’s our songs! i didn’t want to accidentally forget any so i wrote them down :)” and joe just

astrangertomykin

need me a tog fic where nicky is upset because he realises he can’t give joe a true home, can’t carve out a little place just for them to stay and settle in, because they can never stay somewhere for too long. the pain because he can’t give joe a house filled with love and warmth and memories like his mother made as a kid. joe finding out nicky feels like this, shaking his head with a smile, taking nicky’s face in his hands and saying “habibi, you are my home” just… please i need it

stravaganza

It’s going to be one of those days.

Sometimes they still happen, and although they don’t hit Nicky the same way they did the first time, they’re still hard.

Like the first time Nicky realised that, no matter where they went, one of them (or both) would always be the odd man out, whether because of their ethnicity, nationality, or their religion; or the first time that, about 200 years after they decided to stop swinging their swords wildly at each other, he realised that he was never going to be parted from this man and that the life he had drawn out for himself hadn’t just been delayed - it was never going to be possible at all; or even, one day in the early renaissance, the first time he realised that as beautiful and in love as they were, they could never let the world know, they could never have a painting of them commissioned to one of the many great artists around at the time, because what would they even do with it? They weren’t hoarders by nature, and even though by then they knew Andy and her Belgian stash, the world was still so vast to them it just seemed impossible, and impractical, and ridiculous.

#sigh #here we are again #useless gays I'm in love #kaysanova #nicolò di genova #yusuf al kaysani #the old guard

stravaganza

I wish I could say I was sorry, but really, how could I not [x]

stravaganza

“Sometimes I’m almost too afraid to ask what’s going on in your head, habibi, you look at me so intensely.”

“I was just thinking… do you remember what life was like before we had our first taste of chocolate?”

“Absolutely not.”

“Yusuf, you’re like chocolate.”

“Mh. That’s a bit racist.”

“Oh my g– coffee, then. You’re like coffee.”

“Still racist.”

“Testa di cazzo… Fine, you’re like potatoes! Is that better?”

“Aww, Nicky! You’re potatoes, too.”

“I hate you.”

“Just like old times!”

The sentiment behind cushion thrown hard at his head was betrayed by the amused curl of Nicolò’s mouth.

egregiousderp

Nobody has a more peak college experience than Gimli Gloinsson.

Like.

He goes on this great study abroad deal, his parents are proud, he’s already so cultured and has such a way with words-

And here their perfect son, with the golden tongue, and the classic dwarven beauty comes home with this skinny elven redneck on his arm and three hairs in a special locket on his jacket like “so I decided to major in Elven Studies and this is my boyfriend Greenleaf Greenleaf. We’re moving close to a forest so we can look at the stars together.” While Gloin sobs LADDIE NO and wonders where he went wrong.

shieldmaidenofsherwood

#…….to be fair he also shows up having founded a new city#AND won the contract for a major security upgrade to the palace#so in a professional sense he’s nailing it!

uphillsky

legolas: oh he’s nailing it in an unproffesional sense too

systlin

“DISTRESSED GLOIN NOISES”

freakplatinum

Roadhog: Dating Junkrat’s fun until you hit 110mph on the Harley and he goes flying off the back like a McDonald’s napkin.

Junkrat: I-

Junkrat:

Junkrat: That only happened once.

skodasforge

We did it kids….. Dungeons and Dragons is officially Gay Culture™

makeamerocagreatagain11-blog

Shut the fuck up, it is not I’m not homophobic but it is not mostly gay people that play dnd so shit the fuck up

skodasforge

Anyway I was there at the last Gay Agenda meeting and the LGBT council heads (Wanda Sykes, Anderson Cooper, Stephenie Beatrix and Laverne Cox) voted unanimously to ban str8s from playing DnD. It was right after the motion to ban Kevin Spacey from the community for being a creep.

kvothbloodless

Im bi and i play dnd so its gay culture

thebibliosphere

Also bi and play dnd. I’m the group bard.

*strums lute* It’s Gay Culture™

shoeshoe

Fuck your guys. Your not gonna take this from me too. I love DND and your not gonna claim it as your own. Not again.

michaelmilkers

did a mean gay take ur lunch money :(

roaringstream

Buddy every person I know who plays DnD is gay like it’s too late

the-headless-vulcan

Every dual wield rogue I’ve ever met is bi

Shield maidens are femme lesbian warriors, two-handed for butch lesbians

DnD has been gay for a long time

shencomix

Thank you Vibebot

clarkgriffon

grifalinas

My favorite form of redemption arc is “I hate that I have morals now”

grifalinas

Like “I realized that I was in the wrong and now I will work hard to atone” is good and all, but “how dare you infect me with morals” will always be so much more entertaining