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an aquatic mollusk that has a compressed body enclosed within a hinged shell, such as oysters, clams, mussels, and scallops.
AKA
The Most Common Seashell in the Ocean
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Vol.4: Change in the Tides// Ch. 22
Type: Poseidon x reader
Word Count: 3,600+
Warnings: Cursing, Language, Adult Themes
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This sucks. This really truly sucked, so. Much.
Honestly, you didn’t know what to think of anymore. Your relationship with Poseidon was just straight confusing. Were you together? Were you friends with benefits? You truly, truly, didn’t know.
He was an asshole. You knew that much. But…
…Was he worth giving your heart to?
You can not help but let out a loud sigh as you stared off into the darkness of the bedroom. Your head currently resting on Poseidon’s chest; your bodies entangled with each other after things had turned into so much more in your office. Both of you wearing nothing except a thin silk sheet covering you two. It was the dead of night but you couldn’t fall asleep even after your extracurricular activity.
Surprisingly, the sea tyrant was fast asleep. A blank stiff expression on his face even as he was swept off to dreamland. He really truly always wore an icy stone mask.
“You are really bizarre…” You whisper to yourself in an extremely soft tone. Ever so carefully bringing a hand up to touch the perfect god’s cheek. It felt stone hard and cold yet also had a hint of softness, almost like marble, against your hand.
“...Poseidon…” You can’t help but whisper, taking in the god’s face, your stomach and heart in knots, “...Do you truly love me…?”
You wait with a baited breath. For some odd reason expecting an answer in return but as the asleep god remained silent, you can’t help but feel bitter. Even though you knew, you knew, you wouldn’t get an answer in response.
This Sucks.
Your heart felt like it was drowning. Drowning in so much sorrow. You wanted to curl up in a ball and just hide. Hide from the world.
Poseidon…
Oh, Poseidon…
Do you love me…?
Truly from the bottom of your heart? Or… is this another trick? One where you and Zeus want to drag me back into your plan.
You didn’t know… You truly didn’t know.
However, your brain couldn’t seem to accept that as it reels to life. Flickering through your memories as if searching for some sort of answer. Any answer.
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“What are you doing here?” You can’t help but ask, your words sluggish from slight exhaustion as you stared up at the sea god in front of you. What was he doing? He had no reason to be in your mansion right now. Honestly…, was he here just to bully the human?
As if sensing your thoughts, you receive a harsh icy glare from Poseidon that causes you to stiffen up. Were you still on bad terms with him?
Well…, now that you think about it... You probably damaged his pride when you offered to treat his wounds from that jellyfish attack. Probably… That was the last time you saw him if you remember correctly.
“So…,” You mumble, kicking a foot anxiously against the marble tile as flooring you were under Poseidon’s harsh glare, “How’s the hand…?”
Instantly, you felt how bloodthirsty his gaze got and you can’t help but freeze as Poseidon puts a hand on the wall next to your face. Wrong move. You made a very, terrible, horrible, wrong move.
“Care to fucking repeat that?” Poseidon venomously spits out. Even though your eyes were still trained to the ground, you can feel his face get closer to yours. Shit, shit, shit. “Look at me, Coward.”
Instantly upon feeling the harsh breath of his words against your ear, you spin your head around. Coming face to face, nose to nose with the sea tyrant himself.
“Uh…” You choke up, your brain reeling with fear as you try to come up with an answer. Something, anything will work at this point. Anything to get this beast out of your face, “You…!”
“You are very handsome!” You shout out, the words spitting out before you can even stop it, “...Lord…Poseidon…”
As silence overtakes the corridor, your brain seems to jog back to life, all which you just said coming crashing on you. Your face felt like a hot chili pepper and you felt as if you wanted to disappear. Hell, you weren’t wrong. He was a good looking guy. He was a god for crying out loud. But, why, why!, did you have to tell Poseidon–the guy with the shitty personality–that.
You can’t bring yourself to look at Poseidon’s face. Whether it be from embarrassment or shame you didn’t know. You honestly just want to crawl into a hole and hide.
“You…” You gulp as you hear a sigh escape the sea god, “...What in the world is mentally wrong with you.”
At that insult you can’t help but snap your head around to look at him, “Huh?”
Poseidon surprisingly no longer wore an angry glare. Instead it was a blank expression, an…odd blank expression. While to you it looked no different, you couldn't help but feel as if something was off. Like some sort of gut feeling.
“Did you hit your head?” You can’t help but let out a small shriek as Poseidon suddenly grabs your head and man-handles it. Maneuvering it back and forth. “Human?”
“Hold–Hold up.” You screech as Poseidon suddenly grabs from under your armpits and lifts you up. Holy shiy. Your feet kick back and forth in fear as you are longer touching the ground. “Put me down!”
However, Poseidon seems to ignore you as he begins to walk even as you squirm in his grasps. All the while a scowl on his lips as he grumbles under his breath.
“...Idiot,” You can’t help but hear Poseidon murmur as you continue to try to break free, “Why are humans so fucking fragile…“
“I’m not injured!” You whine. Though you know it fell on deaf ears as Poseidon just continues on.
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“Just Listen–” You cut off Poseidon’s rebuttal once more as you shake your head. This guy just can’t take a hint. Though, then again, when has he ever.
“For the final time, I don’t need your help, Poseidon.” You sigh, angrily putting the stack of papers down on the desk. “I understand the basics in math and Pierre has already explained everything that I didn’t know before.”
As you gesture to the old butler, you can’t help but whince as Poseidon sends him a glare. Ouch. What’s got him in a sour mood.
“You still need to be perfect in taking care of the household.” Poseidon snaps back at you, gesturing to the stacks of papers that you take care of daily, “This is from taking care of invites to orders for items and taking care of winter preparation.”
“Alright, alright.” You grumble underneath your breath, unable to help yourself from rolling your eyes as Poseidon turns his back to you to go grab something. As he walks across the room, you can’t help but turn to Pierre. “What’s his deal?”
“Pardon?” Pierre questions, blinking many times as he stares at you. It is then that you realized you spoke in a modern human language that Pierre wasn’t used to. Quickly rewording, you watch as Pierre humms in consideration, “Well, Lord Poseidon… has…”
As Pierre trails off, he leans down to secretly whisper in your ear, “…insomnia.”
“He does?!”
Pierre nods with a sigh, “Sadly, the young lord has never taken it up with a doctor so he has no methods of attempting of solving it.”
“Seriously?” You question, still whispering to Pierre, “Then what does he do when he can’t fall asleep?“
“Paperwork, mostly. Reading books…” As Pierre trails off listing some of the things, you can’t help but think back. So, that’s why he was reading that book in bed! You weren’t crazy to think about the fact that he reads in his leisure time. But, still what a pain. No wonder he’s so grumpy and prickly constantly.
Suddenly a thought comes to mind, “Pierre?”
“Yes, my lady?”
“Do we have any tea leaves?”
While it wasn’t exactly a medical solution, you did know from a couple of friends that certain tea leaves have certain sleep helping effects. Perhaps, it could work on a god like Poseidon?
“Oh,” Pierre sighs as he shakes his head, “Saldy we do not as tea leaves can’t stay dry in this area.”
Wow you really didn’t think that question through. Of course, they don’t. I mean why would they, you lived in the fucking ocean for crying out loud. That was such a stupid question…
“What the fuck is wrong with you?”
And, of course the devil himself had to speak up as well. Letting out a loud sigh, you turned to look at Poseidon who was glaring down at you.
“I don’t know. What’s your problem?” You rebut, shaking your head. “I know you're running on a limited amount of sleep but do you have to be a douchebag about it?”
At that particular comment, Poseidon gives you a harsh glare as he slams the book he was holding down on your desk, “I suggest you watch your mouth.”
You really weren’t in the mood for this today.
“Then…” You let out another small sigh, “Why don’t we call it a day?”
“Huh?”
With once again another sigh, you shake off Poseidon’s glare as you stand to your feet from your desk chair, “Both of us are tired and you most definitely need the rest.”
“A god doesn’t take breaks.”
At that particular comment, you can’t help but feel your eyebrow twitch. A god does this, a god does that. What a load of horseshit.
“Well,” You put a fake smile on your lips as you turn back to Poseidon. Marching straight up to the god, you looked him in the eyes, “This one does. So, I’ll see you tonight, sweetheart.”
As a sign of defiance, you stand on the tip of your toes and place a simple peck on the corner of his cheek. Making sure to get a slight stain of lipstick to linger. Once satisfied, you turn on your heel and make your way to the door.
“You can’t leave.”
Instantly, you rebuttal Poseidon’s words as the god grabs your waist, “Of course, I can. Who is there to stop me?”
“Obviously I will.”
“Then do it.” You respond simply, blinking up at the god, “Make me.”
“You—“ You look up at Poseidon with a small smirk. While he didn’t show it, you knew you had won. Hell, what was there to do. Usually the sea tyrant would either have someone begging on their knees or would just kill them. This was uncharted territory.
“Okay, My Wife.” You are shocked by Poseidon’s next words as you are suddenly swept off your feet and brought back to the desk. This time Poseidon sitting in the seat as you sat straddling his waist. Instantly, you try to squirm from his hold but with just a single arm wrapped around your waist, there was nowhere to go. Nowhere to break free from.
“You suck so much, Poseidon.” You can’t help but grumble as you lean against your arranged husband’s shoulder. If you weren’t in such a pissed off state, you would have felt the slight vibration of Poseidon’s chuckling in his chest but sadly you weren’t paying attention.
So you sat there for the next two hours as Poseidon went over the paperwork duties with you. All of which you already knew so it was very boring.
Honestly, the only thing that made it worthwhile to be trapped in Poseidon’s arms is that he couldn’t stop you from playing with his hair (even though he kept on cursing you out for it). Which surprisingly at the end of the day…
“…Poseidon?” You can’t help but whisper as you feel the weight of the man’s body lean against yours. As you look up from one of the braids you were doing in his blonde locks, you look to see his eyes suddenly snap open as he leans back upright. Did he…? No way he did. “…Did you just fall asleep?”
“No.” The sea god instantly responds but you can see that he was instantly lying by the way he rapidly blinks his eyes to get rid of the drowsiness taking over his body.
Idiot.
“Come on.” You whisper, tugging at the sea god’s shirt, “Let’s go to bed.”
“We still have—“
Instantly, you cut Poseidon off, “Seriously, do you have to have a reason to go to bed? Like what? You seriously can’t go to bed because you are tired? Exhausted?”
As you huff and puff, you finally after all these hours force your way out of Poseidon’s grasps.
“Human—“
The next words fly out of your mouth before you can even stop them, “I want you to fuck me.”
.
.
“What?” Poseidon responses after a couple moments of silence. Staring at you like you had finally lost your mind.
“I want you to fuck me.” You answer once again, no shame, only frustration on your face, “If we can’t go to bed because we are tired, then I want you to take me to bed and fuck my brains out.”
After a couple of moments, Poseidon lets out a sigh as he pinches the bridge of his nose, “Hum— (Y/n). We can’t just stop working because we want to have sex.”
“Okay. Then I want you to fuck a baby into me.”
As you rebut once more, you walk back over and take a seat on the desk in front of Poseidon. Blocking him from continuing any work.
“(Y/n).” Poseidon warns, looking up at you with a glare. You were being awfully annoying right now, “I’m not knocking you up with my child.”
“I’ll ride you.”
“No.”
“Blow job?”
“No.”
“Pegg—“
“Absolutely not.”
Finally, Poseidon watches as you let out a sigh. Closing your eyes with frustration.
“Are you that desperate to stop doing work?” Poseidon can’t help but question as he leans back in his chair, taking in your tired self.
“What? Can’t believe I’m just desperate for your dick?” You voice up with a chuckle, looking up with equally tired eyes into Poseidon’s.
“Oh, have I been starving you?” The sea god can’t help but respond with. A small tired smirk playing on his lips, “Apologies. I’ll make sure to fuck you at least once a week from now on to satisfy your cravings.”
“Oh shut up.” You scoff. Though you are unable to help yourself from getting off of the desk and back into the sea god’s grasp. While you hated to admit it, Poseidon was the only grounding you right now amidst the terrible migraine you were having.
“Let’s go to bed.” You murmur. Unable to fathom if you were this tired how the sea god felt. Based on the ever so slight dark bags underneath his eyes, he has likely been up for days. “Please?”
As you mumble out your plee, you can’t help but bring your head up to place a small kiss on Poseidon’s lips.
You weren’t sure what was wrong with you but it felt right. Oh so right. Perhaps it was something wrong in your tired and frustrated mind but you didn’t bother to stop yourself.
You didn’t even gasp nor flinch as Poseidon returned it. Not even as you gave one, two and finally a third tired kiss to his lips.
“Hmm?”
As Poseidon lets out a questioning hum, looking down at you with tired yet also playful eyes, you can’t help but shut him up with another kiss. This one having Poseidon sighing as he fell into your touch.
“Bed?”
As you pressed another kiss to Poseidon’s lips, you knew you had won.
“…fine.”
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“Go mom!” You overhear Triton cheer from the shore, most likely to give you confidence but you honestly had no clue what you were doing. Hell, your legs felt like they were going to give away at any moment. After all, walking on water wasn’t a normal thing for humans. Though you guess it was natural for water gods and goddesses alike.
“Quit buckling your knees, idiot.” You snap your head up to send Poseidon a glare as he stands alongside Triton on the shore, “You’ll fall face first if you continue.”
“Easi–Easier said than done, ass–!” Suddenly, you find the heel of your shoes slipping and find yourself flying backwards. Shit, just what you needed today. Well, at least you didn't exactly prove Poseidon right, you are falling backwards not forwards.
Just as you accept your fate, expecting to fall into the cold ocean water, a strong arm suddenly grabs you by your waist and stops you from falling in.
“Idiot,” You gasp as you see Poseidon holding you, “I told you not to fall.”
As the sea god brings you back to your feet, surprisingly giving you time to once again balance your feet, you can’t help but let out a small laugh, “As I said, easier said than done.”
Poseidon scoffs at that comment but only shakes his head with a sigh instead of rebutting once more.
It was strange. Poseidon has been getting more quiet lately. Well, he has always been a man of few words but you've been receiving less glares and insults. You couldn’t help but wonder if something was wrong.
“Are you alright?”
Poseidon’s eyes trail down from the sky to look at you, “Huh?”
“Are you alright?” You repeat, concern clear in your eyes as you gazed at the sea god, “Like is something on your mind?”
Poseidon is once again silent as he returns his eyes back up the clouds. He seemed to be contemplating something. As he did so, your stomach couldn’t help but twist into knots. For some reason, Poseidon not being alright made you anxious. You couldn’t help but feel that way. It was strange… but, for once, you didn’t question it.
Suddenly, a loud screech cuts you off and you find your head snapping back to the shore at Triton. There stood the young child holding up a ginormous sea turtle. Almost as if it was some sort of trophy or prize that he just won.
“Mom look!”
“T-Triton!” You yell, frantically gesturing at the boy, “You can’t suddenly pick up sea turtles!”
However as you did so, you missed the fact Poseidon had begun to open his mouth. Wanting to tell you something but as he saw you busy with Triton, he closed it once again. A small sigh leaving his nose as he returns his gaze back up to the clouds.
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“(Y/n),” You are caught off guard as you suddenly hear the call of your name. Blinking once, twice and finally a third time, you realized Poseidon was awake. His crystal blue eyes looking into yours as he carefully reaches a hand to touch your cheek. As he does so, you feel a slight touch of wetness and realize you have been crying. “Are you in pain?”
What? You scrunch your eyebrows in confusion. Why would you be in pain?
As you rack your brain for answers, you watch as Poseidon slightly lifts the covers to examine your body. What was he…? It is then that it suddenly hits you. Did he think he hurt you when he…?
“No!” You frantically yell out, it coming out louder than expected causing Poseidon to freeze in his movements, “I’m alright… really. I’m not in any sort of pain.”
“Then, Why are you crying?”
As Poseidon caresses your cheek, you bring your eyes away from his, “Nothing.”
“Nothing?” Poseidon questions in that usual exqustetery tone of his. Making you know he didn’t believe and that he wasn’t going to let it go, “You are upset. Why?”
“It's…” As you voice trails off, you bite your lip, “It's stupid.”
“Hasn’t stopped you from voicing up in the past.”
“Hey.” At Poseidon’s comment, you can’t help but slap your hand against his chest with a pout. Though the sea god doesn’t even flinch, only rolling his eyes with a sigh.
As silence overcomes you two, you find Poseidon still staring at you. This guy seriously won’t let it go.
What a pain.
Anxiously biting your lip, you bring a hand up to weave through your hair. Damn it. After a couple of moments trying to muster up the courage, you finally find the words and open your mouth,
“I Love you.”
But, it wasn’t you who spoke. The question that was on your tongue was lost as you stared at the sea god with wide eyes. The three simple words he spoke resounding throughout your mind.
Author Note: It took forever but finally! Finally! This chapter posted! I’m going to go take a big fat nap because of this. Also I’m not sure if I’ll be too busy to make a post next week with the fact I have a couple exams and stuff. But I’ll try to make it up to you guys by either doing a character questionare or little what ifs or make a couple one shots. Idk, hopefully my schedule isn’t too busy next week and I’ll get to post haha.
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