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GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!

punk-it-out-ok

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Wait, wait.

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serrati0n

constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go get it”

youarewortheverything

seriously though.

ohdearohboy

how about a mix of the two “if its meant to be, its up to me”

peachyboy

I'm made of glitter, water, and anxiety

illinicoise

I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.

aviculor

I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.

gipsiidanger

I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.

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Is this Fall Out Boy

humoristics

Jellyfish are really cool

whatismgmt

Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life

stereofeathers

yeah but I never get around to it

realityexistsinmymind

idk if this is funny or sad

movelat

you know the friendship’s real when there’s a rumour you’re gay for each other

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my whole life

outofcontextarthur

eezybree

SCIENCE HAS CONFIRMED THAT DOGS LOVE US BACK BECAUSE THEY GET THE SAME RUSH OF OXYTOCIN WHEN THEY LOOK AT US THAT WE GET WHEN WE LOOK AT THEM

moonchild-robina

Are you telling me that dogs are looking up to us and think “omg what an adorable fucking cutiepie”?

psithirisma

a while ago I read an article about how dogs love us back, but recognize that we’re different from them, while cats see us as bigger and clumsier than them, but do not consider us different

lavendergrandpa

Dogs: I am fuzzy creature and you are a different adorable creature and I love you!!!!! Cats: I am lanky and graceful and you are a giant mess

purrypixel

This is why cats occasionally try to bathe and feed us

deadmomjokes

It’s true; cats see us as giant dumb hairless babies. That’s why they bring us half-dead prey– to teach us how to hunt and eat properly. That’s why they attack when we rub their bellies– that’s how parent cats teach kittens to defend themselves. That’s also why they meow– cats communicate with other adults on a frequency we can’t hear, but meow at kittens because their ears aren’t fully developed. They even specialized a set of meows they use only for humans, because we are especially deaf babies.

We are all of us dumb kittens.

sorrynomoretaee

Today I Learned That I Am A Dumb Kitten

verylittlebird

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.