The Savidge Corps

[gaybuttfuckzone]

[viralthings]

The more you look at this picture, the more anxious it becomes.

[chandra-nalaar]

this is just a normal waffle house

[kayas-wife]

there is a bloody handprint on the door

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

There is somethung under the counter with the cups

[advanced-procrastination]

A normal waffle house

[surprisebitch]

is that a tentacle wrapped around the little boy’s arm

[bestfunny]

there’s is an eyeball and fingers on that guys plate

[akissfromahose]

Never mind that, how’s the blind guy reading the newspaper?

[keith-mcclain]

how come the armour for the ship is full bars if every five seconds the particle barrier malfunctions smh

[akissfromahose]

Preach

[ruinedchildhood]

[interface-humanoide]

[liberar-se]

[akissfromahose]

"You thought I couldn't hear you through the cone? Fucking say that shit again Roofus, I dare you"

[5hahem]

Part of me is questioning why capitalism drives people to a point of pure violence in the quest for capital.

The other part of me would knock her into a new age bracket, ethnicity, race, religion, and astrological sign. Send her lil dentures flying clear across the Atlantic, smh.

I’m simply conflicted.

[akissfromahose]

Drive her into the ground like a fucking tent peg then spot her a fair few million for her troubles.

Can you imagine the amount of bingo dabbers you could buy with that money? She’d be laughing.

[mooserattler]

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

[moonblossom]

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

[allthelittlebeagles]

i will always support this post

[freshrosemary-deactivated202303]

@mooserattler back on my dash!

[jjflow]

Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???

[mooserattler]

I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.

[gelana78]

We will get you to a million. We believe in you.

[reapers-gay-owl-mask-deactivate]

I will never not reblog this.

[butch-king-frankenstein]

I can’t wait until like twenty years after weed is fully legalized and nobody cares anymore and comedians have to make real movies with real jokes

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

[softtaulette-deactivated2018032]

does anyone remember law4kids

like this kids’ website that had these shitty webcomics and animations telling them all about DA LAW

i mean this shit was hilarious even by itself

BUT THEN PEOPLE STARTED MAKING PARODIES

AND THEY JUST KEPT COMING

[illogical-bullshit]

how dare you reblog this without the best addition

[st-pam]

[mogifire]

[blundstone-deactivated20170419]

Fucking hell this is 10/10

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Well the end kind of threw me for a loop but overall this is a quality post.

[distinguishedbaloney]

[ozten-deactivated20171022]

[ottomantwerks]

Alright which one of you is trying to turn That 70s Show into some David Lynch shit

[thedeskofdrychris]

“You don’t have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you’re a dumbass.”

That 70s Show (dir. David Trainer, Terry Hughes; 1998-2006)

[glumshoe]

my earliest recollected experience of attraction was to the red-haired girl from That 70’s Show

[akissfromahose]

I feel you

[baiovevo]

Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums

[catoverlord]

Opal was about to get knocked the fuck out