a honey girl for a honey boy

[bewbin]

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

[2006-honda-civic]

can i fucking help you?

[gallopinggallifreyans]

two bros, both alike in sexuality

in a hot tub, where we lay our scene

[pitbolshevik]

i love how jigsaw just fucking hates depressed people

[pitbolshevik]

hello john. i have noticed that you're depressed. that's fucking stupid. you will notice that your penis is in a mousetrap.

[kosmogrl]

[ozth]

what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

[beeelderly]

need to add more mechanics to sleeping

[beeelderly]

- online co-op

- grappling

- fishing minigame

[slavery]

Sex is so gross I’m just gonna keep welding

[slavery]

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[loveridden1999]

they really take money from your bank account when you buy something this is so fucked up :/

[coolguycy]

When the illness you have causes symptoms

This isn’t the gif i was looking for but I’m kind of enamored by it. Die white boy

[ph-cutie]

sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)

[pitbolshevik]

i love how jigsaw just fucking hates depressed people

[pitbolshevik]

hello john. i have noticed that you're depressed. that's fucking stupid. you will notice that your penis is in a mousetrap.

[saltnvinegar-chip]

exactly what you think it means

[cohendyke]

the line “your worst sin is that you’ve betrayed and destroyed yourself for nothing” is so raw you’d think it’s from a destiel fanfic or even hetalia but it’s actually from dostoyevskys crime and punishment

[lengthy-artery]

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

[lesvegas]

It could be worse. You could be wearing a bra right now.

[feluka]

youre never alone. bacteria