Misanthropic Valley

This is an indie multimuse blog.OC, multiship, and multifandom friendly, so don't be afraid to come running in screaming "I WANNA RP!” [fyi: mun is 18+, so its likely this blog will infact have NSFW content] current muses: Chimera Ant Machi, Deceit/Janus Sanders, Remus Sanders, Virgil Sanders, Roman Sanders, Patton Sanders, Logan Sanders.[all six sanders have side blogs!!]

[akunin-no-tani]

HEY!!!

do you wanna rp? I’m bored if anybody wants to rp in DMs, im open to just about anything, including NSFW. (Don’t worry mun is of age!)

BUT!!

You better be of age if you decide you wanna do nsfw rp with me. Got it?

now that we got that outta the way! I’ll put my big NONOs for rping. they will be labeled with a bolded S if they only apply to sfw rps, a bolded N if they apply to nsfw rps, and a bolded B if they apply to both.

THESE ARE MY DO NOTS. NOT MY DOS.

gouging eyeballs out [B] (I’m so fucking sorry for putting this image in your head.)

scat/shit/bodily fluids(with the exception of blood) as used in a sexual/incorrect manner. [B] (okay so update, you can thank AO3 for this, but im SOMEWHAT willing to TRY piss, only a MAYBE. but keep shit/scat out of this thats a whole notha ball game im not willing to play.)

thats all for now. More will be added to the list as they occur to me.

but ye come rp with me in DMs, I struggle to maintain reblog rps sometimes.

UPDATE!!!

Sander sides will no longer be roleplayed here!!!

It is moving to 6 new side accounts I have created! more info linked below!

The info!

[pukicho]

Cows literally poop ass and eat grass

[pukicho]

ugh

[pukicho]

I just heard something downstairs???

[she-was-a-skater-bi]

Well, you gonna check it out?

[pukicho]

Nah

[akunin-no-tani]

It’s a cow pukicho, they’ve come for revenge.

[roarrzilla]

‘You are trying to slap some sense into your ex-boyfriend, while he does not let you sleep.’

[akunin-no-tani]

you, a child who is at minimum 10 years old, goes around the region you live in collecting animals by using differently colored balls.

[a-ghostlight-for-roman]

saw this hair on Pinterest & it gave me big Remus vibes

[akunin-no-tani]

I didn’t realize I needed this until now.

[peachdoxie]

[scarabesque]

[peachdoxie]

Are you censoring my meme

[exile-in-crimson]

Call that a Censor Ship

[akunin-no-tani]

this pun makes me want to reenact the Evergreen getting stuck, but with your body.

[akunin-no-tani]

Sander sides will no longer be roleplayed here!!!

It is moving to 6 new side accounts I have created! The 6 accounts will be linked below.

Note: I still will do sander sides roleplay in DMs, but otherwise I shall only roleplay sander sides on these new accounts!

Here are the 6 new accounts:

Roman!

Remus!

Patton!

Virgil!

Logan!

Janus!

All of this info is being added to my pinned message!!

[leatherwingsinc-deactivated2015]

[caluummhood-deactivated20140506]

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

[jamesjoeboyleeeee-deactivated20]

the first post ever on tumblr

[powerpuffsposts-deactivated2025]

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

[kpopdotexe-blog]

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

[teenyweenynotepad]

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

[shimmershy]

Huh, apparently this is the first Tumblr post ever made. Cool!

[joop-bird-art]

Hello again old friend

[the-pantheon-collective]

stars!! i like em :3

[akunin-no-tani]

wait THIS IS THE FIRST TUMBLR POST EVER!? THATS SO COOL! I’M MAKIING A WISH!

[virgilsandersakaanxiety-rp-blog]

“Will you put this on for me? Please? You’re going to look so sexy.” Roman said, holding up a gorgeous purple dress, with a triangle split that would show virgil’s leg from the knee down. (akunin-no-tani, I’M BACK BITCHES!!!)

Virgil stared at the garment, his cheeks flushing a deep rouge. "That- uh... Romano... I-" he stammered, reaching out to touch the dress. Silk. Nngh. Purple silk, nonetheless... dammit.

(Hai hai hai)

[akunin-no-tani]

Roman chuckled, and grabbed Virgil’s wrist, pulling him close and slipping behind him, holding the dress up to Virgil’s chest, imitating what it would look like on him.

“Oh I’m sure of it! You’ll look absolutely stunning!”

[virgilsandersakaanxiety-rp-blog]

Virgil gasped, eyeing his reflection when Roman held the dress up. "I- whoa... um, Romano? I- well- uh...".

[akunin-no-tani]

“Won’t you do this for me? Please Virgil? I’ll be dressing up too~ We’ll be perfectly matching!~” he said in a sing song voice, putting a smooch on Virgil’s neck.

[virgilsandersakaanxiety-rp-blog]

Virgil emitted a soft gasp as Roman kissed his neck, chewing his lip again. "I... only you can see it".

[akunin-no-tani]

“Why of course Panic at the Beautiful~ I’ll be the only one seeing it on you and seeing it come off you~” He purred, kissing Virgil’s cheek before handing him the gorgeous dress and leaving the room to let him change.

[virgilsandersakaanxiety-rp-blog]

Virgil shuddered as Roman spoke in his Dom voice, causing the smaller side to grip the table; due to wobbly legs. "Okay..." he breathed, watching as the Prince left before laying the dress on the bed. It really was stunning, and looked expensive. Probably was, knowing Roman.

[akunin-no-tani]

In the next room over, Roman had taken all his clothes, except his boxers, off, and was putting on some black pants and an open, red blazer, revealing his well toned skin and six pack, usually hidden by his princely attire, he also put on some simple black dress shoes.

[virgilsandersakaanxiety-rp-blog]

Virgil glanced around, before gingerly stripping off; placing his clothing on the bed. He stroked the dress again, smiling softly. "So extra..." he quipped, grabbing the item and slipping it on. A perfect fit.

And hot dayum.

[akunin-no-tani]

Soon the door opened, and Roman stood there, leaning on the door frame, slowly pushing his hair back in a typical ‘sexy’ way, but let’s be honest- It’s Roman, it ended up being sexy anyway.

“I knew it~ You’d be stunning~”

[virgilsandersakaanxiety-rp-blog]

Virgil was stood waiting, hands covering his face. "This is dumb... why do I let you talk me into shit like this?".

[akunin-no-tani]

“Why? That’s a simple one..” He came over, holding Virgil’s hips and pulling him close, their chests pressed together.

“Because you’re irresistible, call me sappy if you wish~”

[virgilsandersakaanxiety-rp-blog]

Virgil squeaked as Roman suddenly grabbed his hips, before frowning. "I'm what now?" he questioned, moving his hands away from his face- his ever so blushing face.

[akunin-no-tani]

Roman chuckled, and pressed a kiss to Virgil’s cheek, before moving to whisper in his ear.

“Irresistible, I just can’t resist you Virgil~ Every curve, every bump,” He moved down to kiss Virgil’s neck, “And every inch~”

[virgilsandersakaanxiety-rp-blog]

Virgil's cheeks flushed deeper and deeper as Roman spoke, gasping at the neck kiss. How could the prince be so forward?

[akunin-no-tani]

He slowly pulled back and tilted Virgil’s chin up, grinning before he connected their lips, and walked Virgil to the bed, sitting on the edge and pulling the dark side into his lap, never breaking the kiss.

[virgilsandersakaanxiety-rp-blog]

Virgil mmphed into the kiss, his arms slowly going around Roman's neck as his eyes fluttered shut.

[akunin-no-tani]

He closed his eyes as well, his strong hands roaming all along Virgil’s body in a gentle carress, breaking the kiss momentarily to praise him.

“So beautiful~ So pretty~ I could never stay away for long~”

[virgilsandersakaanxiety-rp-blog]

Virgil squirmed at Roman's touch; the little one having a ridiculously ticklish body, blushing softly at the praise. "I- thanks? I'm not, but thanks".

[akunin-no-tani]

His expression shifted to concern, and he held Virgil closer, their chests pressed together, and began gently rub his back in soothing circles, continuing to whisper compliments and praise in his ear.

[virgilsandersakaanxiety-rp-blog]

Virgil could feel his body melting under Roman's soft touch, enjoying all the gentleness and warmth.

[akunin-no-tani]

The prince peppered kisses all along Virgil’s neck, whispering all sorts of gentle and kind things to him.

“So pretty, so wonderful, so gorgeous..”

[virgilsandersakaanxiety-rp-blog]

Virgil gasped at each kiss, his neck tingling under the Prince's lips. "Nngh... R- Ro...".

[akunin-no-tani]

“Yes, my handsome storm?” He purred, pulling back to hold eye contact with the dark side in his lap, “Do you need something?”

[akunin-no-tani]

It was midnight when the sound of loud rustling and what sounded like something digging through the trash outside. This has been occuring every day now for the past few weeks and at first it sounded like raccoons, but...the sound that came from there wasn't some raccoon. It sounded almost...human-like grunting. It would always leave such a big mess by the early morning, and would disappear by then too. Except one night when a flashlight was shone on this creature, he looked up with a piece of wrapper in his mouth and he stared at the person behind the flashlight. The otherworldly monster whos body was a bundle of shadows and tentacles and improbably sharp teeth. it squelches along the ground. the shadow monster makes a garbled, ancient noise as it's dark green eyes in the middle of the bundle blinked.

Virgil was sure they were hallucinating- They had to be! How else could what they can only describe as the kraken and slenderman’s illegitinate love child be rummaging through their garbage cans and gargling at them!? In the terror, they just dropped the flashlight- Which was probably the only thing protecting them and their terrified body, which was drenched in the scent of fear.

“This.. Has to be a dream..”

@janussanders-hybrid

[janussanders-hybrid]

When Virgil gasped and dropped the flashlight, the creature clicked and snarled in response. In the middle of this shadow and tentacle blob is what appeared to be a almost humanoid figure, it was constantly shaping and forming in this blob. What looked like jet black arms were forming from it's body, and a large wolf like head with ears and a long snout appeared. The shadows morphed together to form a wolf body. And before long there was a jet black wolf made from shadows and tentacles were all along it's back and where a tail should be. It's glowing eyes looked up to Virgil, there were no pupils only a deep green glow. Shining white teeth made a long dark smile along it's mouth, and saliva was coming from the edge of the mouth. It lowered it's body down to an defensive stance as if it thinks that Virgil is going to attack him. And it stayed still, staring at Virgil and snarling. Until Virgil spoke, then just like that it charged right at them. It mustve gotten spooked when Virgil suddenly spoke.

It charged at them, it's wolf like body jumping up and pining Virgil to the floor of the stairs. It snarled right in Virgil's face, freezing cold almost shimmering white saliva dropped onto virgils cheeks. It suddenly opened it's mouth and a long tongue darted forward into virgils mouth. It stuck onto their lips like glue and forcefully opened their mouth open. It kept virgils mouth open as a long tiny tentacle came forward and went into their mouth. It went down their throat then up to Virgil's brain. It felt like a worm was digging around Virgil's organs, it did not felt pleasant. The tentacle wiggled around their brain, and he could see all of Virgil's memories, all of their thoughts processes up until an hour ago. And so he could see that Virgil really meant no harm.

The creature growled and clicked some unknown language, before the tiny tentacle went back down then up Virgil's throat. The creature took back it's tongue with a small slurp noise. It glared right into Virgil's eyes, before it huffed and raced back to the wooden fence.

[akunin-no-tani]

Virgil had screamed and thrashed, as much as they were able to while pinned veneath the wolfs weight, all throughout it, tears streaming down their face and causing their black eyeshadow to run and drip, the smell of fear was flooding from their body, for miles anything with even a somewhat decent sense of smell would be able to sniff out their fear, even an everyday dog would be able to catch a whiff, and it made Virgil look like an easy catch for any monsters. They just laid there, staring at the starry sky with tears, drool, and even mucus, which came from their runny nose, falling down their face.

[untitled26943]

Happy birthday to the emo, Virgil Sanders!

[akunin-no-tani]

It was midnight when the sound of loud rustling and what sounded like something digging through the trash outside. This has been occuring every day now for the past few weeks and at first it sounded like raccoons, but...the sound that came from there wasn't some raccoon. It sounded almost...human-like grunting. It would always leave such a big mess by the early morning, and would disappear by then too. Except one night when a flashlight was shone on this creature, he looked up with a piece of wrapper in his mouth and he stared at the person behind the flashlight. The otherworldly monster whos body was a bundle of shadows and tentacles and improbably sharp teeth. it squelches along the ground. the shadow monster makes a garbled, ancient noise as it's dark green eyes in the middle of the bundle blinked.

Virgil was sure they were hallucinating- They had to be! How else could what they can only describe as the kraken and slenderman’s illegitinate love child be rummaging through their garbage cans and gargling at them!? In the terror, they just dropped the flashlight- Which was probably the only thing protecting them and their terrified body, which was drenched in the scent of fear.

“This.. Has to be a dream..”

@janussanders-hybrid

[allophobia-archive-deactivated2]

fandom meme: come at me friend.

[imaginebeyblades-blog]

A - Your current OTP(s)/OT3(s)/OTX(s)

B - A pairing you initially didn’t consider but someone changed your mind

C - A ship you have never liked and probably never will (be nice)

D - A pairing you wish you liked but just can’t (again: be nice)

E - Have you added anything cracky/hilarious to your fandom, if so, what

F - What’s the longest you’ve ever been in a fandom

G - Do you remember your first OTP, if so who was in it

H - What is your favorite source text for fandom stuff (e.g., tv shows, movies, books, anime, Western animation, etc.)

I - Has tumblr caused you to stop liking any fandoms, if so, which and why

J - Name a fandom you didn’t care/think about until you saw it all over tumblr

K -Say something nice about someone in any of your fandoms

L - Say something genuinely nice about a character who isn’t one of your faves (chars you’re neutral on are fair game, as are chars you dislike)

M - Say something genuinely nice about a ship that you don’t ship (or its shippers, or anything related to you)

N - Name three things you wish you saw more or in your main fandom (or a fandom of choice)

O - Choose a song at random, which ship or character does it remind you of

P - Invent a random AU for any fandom (we always need more ideas)

Q - A ship you’ve abandoned and why

R - A pairing you ship that you don’t think anyone else ships

S - Show us an example of your personal headcanon (prompts optional but encouraged)

T - Do you have any hard and fast headcanons that you will die defending, about anything at all (gender identity, sexual or romantic orientation, extended family, sexual preferences like top/bottom/switch, relationship with poetry, seriously anything)

U - 5 favorite characters from 5 different fandoms

V - 3 OTPs from 3 different fandoms

W - 5 favorite ships and 5 kinks you like best for said ships

X - top 5-10 characters who are yoUR PRECIOUS BABIES AND YOU WILL DIE DEFENDING THEM

Y - What are your secondhand fandoms (fandoms you aren’t in personally but are tangentially familiar with because your friends/people on your dash are in them)

Z - Just ramble about something fan-related, go go go (prompts optional but encouraged)

[magicallygrimmwiccan]

Please!!

[teacupfulofstarshine]

please do! i would like something to do!

[akunin-no-tani]

I’m bored and didn’t fully read it. Make me suffer my consequences.

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[akunin-no-tani]

Serious talk.

who is sending these rp starters?? They are beautifully written but I can’t respond to them if I do not know A. What muse it is directed at, B. what character the other mun is using, and C. who is sending it!! Please DM me if these are yours, tell me what character they are directed to(if any) and what character are you playing!? AND WHO ARE YOU!?!? PLEASE JUST DM ME!! OR AR LEAST SEND ME AN ASK WITH YOUR URL!?

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

You’ve done pretty good staying out of pmseymourva’s videos recently. Maybe I won’t hate to initiate plan B after all!

That just sent like, an actual shiver of intense fest up my spine and I am both terrified and curious of plan B

Also are you telling me I'm less funny than usual, people are too lazy to submit screenshots of my posts, or that it has just sizzled out of existence

[akunin-no-tani]

Oh no I say you’re plenty funny! This was a threat! :D

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

What's plan B please

[akunin-no-tani]

are you suuuuuure you wanna know?

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

Yeah I'm sure

.

[akunin-no-tani]

whispers

unconditional love and support

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

Awwwww you!!!

[akunin-no-tani]

Hehehe.. Oh and changing the wifi password.

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

I'm ready to throw you into the sun

[akunin-no-tani]

how the fuck did you guess the wifi password already-

[akunin-no-tani]

Your doing great! Never forget your amazing! Stay healthy!

This is a very late answer to this. But thank you whoever sent it.

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

You’ve done pretty good staying out of pmseymourva’s videos recently. Maybe I won’t hate to initiate plan B after all!

That just sent like, an actual shiver of intense fest up my spine and I am both terrified and curious of plan B

Also are you telling me I'm less funny than usual, people are too lazy to submit screenshots of my posts, or that it has just sizzled out of existence

[akunin-no-tani]

Oh no I say you’re plenty funny! This was a threat! :D

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

What's plan B please

[akunin-no-tani]

are you suuuuuure you wanna know?

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

Yeah I'm sure

.

[akunin-no-tani]

whispers

unconditional love and support

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

Awwwww you!!!

[akunin-no-tani]

Hehehe.. Oh and changing the wifi password.