[ukulelekatie]

oh hi thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garbage

[aladywithsnakes]

We were mutuals for YEARS and I never got this persons contact details outside of Tumblr and I regret it so much now 😭 I should have asked to join their online DnD campaign damnit!

Yomanrelax, if you're still out there and see this, let's be friends again! I miss our chats!! :(

[aladywithsnakes]

It’s going to be two whole years with this man. Seems so short of a time. 

[aladywithsnakes]

Tumblr is ded but my love is alive and strong for this man. I'm so glad we met.

[aladywithsnakes]

It's hard to tell someone I love you for the first time, isn't it?

[aladywithsnakes]

I am planning a little trip the end of May and I'm already very excited

[aladywithsnakes]

Fuck, I forgot I made a side-blog about my problems and I just read a few posts and I was going through shit for so long and not even realizing what exactly was happening to me.

I'm in such a better place now. I can see people that actually care about me, they want me to be happy. I'm still on a road of recovery, of course. I'm surprised Miguel has stuck with me this whole time. He's so good for me whether he believes it or not.

[aladywithsnakes]

My nickname is Melon so these hats were perfect

[anxietyproblem]

[aladywithsnakes]

I think I am in love

[ipostfun]

erotic dots

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

pen in one hand, penis in the other

[agro-carnist]

What's your favourite and least favourite animal?

My favorite is a hard question since I love so many animals. My top ranking ones would be red pandas, pangolins, elk, snakes, and spinosaurus (and of course I love all livestock species), but if I could only pick one it would probably be pangolins. Love me some bipedal pinecones

Least favorite is much easier. It’s chimps. Those bastards are too smart and mean and terrifying and ugly as sin. Dunno why people like to keep them as pets and treat them like babies. Keep them away from me thank you

[aladywithsnakes]

I am also terrified of chimps. The only animal I truly would never want to meet and have no enjoyment watching tbh. Same with all primates really, freaky creatures

[pagetbewbster]

this is it… the worst text a guy has ever sent me in my entire 2 decades of life…. I surpassed the 5 stages of grief when I read it and astral projected straight to hell

[aladywithsnakes]

Just wanna put this on the internet because even though he looks stoned as hell just look at my

SMILE

[0101101101]

This video has a 74.8% chance of giving you satisfaction

unmute

[pettankogothgf]

thoroughly satisfied

[naamahdarling]

…I am not exaggerating when I say this is one of the most remarkable things I’ve ever seen on this hellsite.

Absolutely watch it with sound on. The synchronizing on this is incredible.

[naamahdarling]

Just showing you this again in case you forgot to watch it the first time.

[memewhore]

[lonelyroad1988]