Welcome back to Jesus Christ hotline

laurel. 29. I'm on the internet way too much.

[masqueradesgirl]

No because what do you mean jack abbott sees this every night

[lin4lool]

probably also this

[thehetfield]

Shawn Hatosy at MPTF's 2026 NextGen Summer Party

[pharmabastard]

do not keep putting those two unfunny autistic faggots on my dash

[to2llynottoby]

[sugartalkingwrites]

the curls and scruff, oh i know DADA

[bugged-ubuntu]

Today's episode of my YouTube video series is sponsored by; Some Fucking Scam

Some Fucking Scam, it seems a little sketchy now, but its lent legitimacy by the number of people they're paying to talk about it. Five years from now there will be a four hour video essay about how its a fucking scam and stole millions of dollars and leaked literally all of your data, but right now? It seems mildly convenient.

Give your money to Some Fucking Scam, because literally Every. Single. Thing. advertised by a YouTuber is a grift.

[cringecorp]

so. i do this thing where i wake up still half-asleep, write a note in my phone, and then fall back asleep and forget about it completely until i find the note later.

and i need to show you all some of these because ?????

[nongunktional]

i really hate the way the "boobs vs butt" thing got broken down into this implicit idea that butt is the nobler stance. it's really stupid. personally im a woman guy. [realizes how that sounds] [purses my lips in thought] [nods confidently] im a woman guy

[younghalfblood]

i need that 50 year old man

[pittgifs]

[pinkfanged]

QUEEN CLARISEE RENALDI PRINCESS MIA THERMOPOLIS The Princess Diaries (2001) — dir. Garry Marshall

[blastdamage]

the paris catacombs are 1000x more fucked up than i imagined

[blastdamage]

did you know the cops once found a fully functioning movie theater with a well-stocked bar inside the catacombs and they when they tried to go back later to formally investigate it was completely emptied out save for a note that read "don't search for us"

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Underground french cinema

[npd-vriska]

my little bro is part of the catacombs community and yeah, it's basically a fully autonomous society! enough that when my bro goes in on a friday night, they don't come out until monday for work- sometimes longer if they took days off.

some of the rooms have fully stocked pantries with cooking equipment, some have movies like the one described above, some have books you're allowed to just take but people always put back- every day people bring things from the outside. artists often set up galleries there. there are rooms with mattresses and hammocks set up for people to sleep. one of the room is just a place where people leave shoes for the fun of it.

this is Known, it's not a secret by any means. the catacombs are as big as paris itself, and people live there just as people live above. it's wonderful when you think about it.

[npd-vriska]

A little update! My little bro is now my little sister. Please don't misgender her :)

[enbylesbie]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[whenfatecollides]

Xena Warrior Princess 3.18 Fins, Femmes And Gems

[mayflame15]

[kosmogrl]

thankful for bread and butter and garlic #thankful

[revivivivify]

[rylandsgrace]

Ethan Hawke for CBS Sunday Morning

[thememedaddy]