Hollow Carbon Form

Eli | 22 | Bassist

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[doomy]

[yungterra-blog]

tutorial

question: how do i make my photograph more tumblr relatable?

Simple:

filter

lowercase helvetica

for extra points: add japanese text

[atbuttches-deactivated20170204]

I’m taking notes 

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

wrong you do this

[animentality]

this site drifts further and further away from comprehensible humor every day

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[nya-kin]

AFROPUNK music Festival 2015

[kingrudegyalchina]

I adore this

[khadds]

These are beautiful

[mass4ham]

[glumshoe]

I’m not gay but I think Dwayne Johnson could give a mean shoulder massage.

[hans-the-liesmith-deactivated20]

I’m not straight but I also think Dwayne Johnson could give a mean shoulder massage.

[glumshoe]

Reblog if you want Dwayne’s Gentle Meaty Hands to knead the lactic acid out of your flesh.

[al-is-on]

LGBT:

Let’s

Get massaged

By

The Rock (Dwayne Johnson)

[youngdonut]

I feel like if he just slapped my back with an open palm all the knots would disappear.

[octii-pies]

You ain’t wrong

[fattyatomicmutant-deactivated20]

His touch has the power to harm or heal

[bobabeach]

[ajtheslayer]

What an exciting theme song for a doggo.

[nyctosaurid]

vampires always like “i could kill you if I wanted” like? yeah? so could another human being. so could a dog. so could a dedicated duck. you arent special

[jse-egopocalypse]

PLEASE RELEASE A CHRISTMAS ALBUM AND TAKE MY MONEY

[alakae]

Yusss

[robotfxckr-blog]

Can you hear me sobbing

[league-of-extraordinarycomics]

Fucking gold

[therealjacksepticeye]

HAHA DEAD PARENTS

[eritated]

sleepy bunchos

[xxfadingmemoriesxx-deactivated2]

RIP, Vine. You’ll be dearly missed.

Here’s just a few of my personal favorites.

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[oneplusoneequalsfish]

@flailingwings

[theriu]

GO THANKSGIVING GO CLAIM YOUR RIGHTFUL PLACE IN THE SEASON

[sanicdahegehog]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Buttersafe

[alakae]

That escalated quickly

[sxeli-deactivated20171231]

Fun game:

Replace “Father” in Christian texts with “Daddy”

[sxeli-deactivated20171231]

“Our Daddy who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name”

[tangleofrainbows]

“forgive me, daddy, for i have sinned”

[sxeli-deactivated20171231]

“But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Daddy, who is unseen. Then your Daddy, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. - Matthew 6:6“

[gayrab]

[sad--gittarius]

Dumbledore, died at age 115

Horcruxes made: 0

Voldemort, died at age 71

Horcruxes made: 7

Conclusion: Voldemort was the most useless, magic dependant wizard that ever existed. He could have lived till like 200 if he just ate well and exercised, but no he had to go and split up his soul and ruin perfectly good jewellery, fucking dumbass.

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Watch: John Oliver breaks down Clinton and Trump’s scandals to show it’s not really a competition