kermit is bi

Welcome, my Martian apocalypse... MUAHAHA! BTW, you can also find me @creativecornersonmarz Wattpad: alamarz Homoromantic asexual Poly-Fuckin-Amorous Demigirl: She/Her, They/Them. You may also call me, Lord Cheese Sprinkler! Or uh, Marz is cool to... Remember: I'm al-amazing!

[mangomorales-blog]

yall haven’t written the next chapter of ur fanfic and it really shows

[sanerontheinside]

[clintbarton-hawkeye]

[feathers-and-cigarettes]

@sevdrag

[iinmysights-main]

@gaysandbooks @chicago-reeed @deviantalicee If I’m being called out so are y’all

[chicago-reeed]

[phckingusername]

[snowfox24imcompletetrash]

[nocctem]

*starts song over because I wasn’t enjoying it hard enough*

[strugglingqueer]

*starts song over because I just didn’t time it correctly with my daydream*

[icefyrre]

made of love

[valtsv]

everything in moderation except women with swords

[valtsv]

everything can be improved by adding more women with swords and if you disagree prepare to meet my blade

[bumble-arts-99]

Imagine finding out that your young child has super strength by them running in front of a moving car and walking away practically unscathed. I know in canon Steven started to develop his powers after he moved in with the gems (So like, 12), but I’ve been thinking of scenarios where a naive 5-7 year old Steven would develop powers and run headfirst into dangerous situations. In this timeline, Greg would be completely bald by the time Steven began living with the gems, lol

[goodbye-cyrusborg]

thank you for 50 followers!!!!

[neopuff]

Drawn to You - Animated Short Film Watch here!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mDKO-AdnGk

[sodiscreetlysympathetic-deactiv]

[asdfghjkl-crossing]

[polyamorouspunk]

Aromantic people deserve love, all kinds of love.

[nachosforfree]

oh no, what was the thought?

If logan describes the creativity split like an ovum splitting into twins, is thomas' brain a womb

[sasmeo-bisaster]

You are telling me that thomas head is a vagina and the twins came out of his mouth?

[nachosforfree]

THATS AN EVEN WORSE IMAGE AGH-

[heroes-get-made-deactivated2022]

“This isn’t your typical love story…” opens the trailer for a movie about a white, heterosexual, cisgender, able-bodied, middle class, and likely loosely Christian couple who find each other through serendipity and a very small amount of actual work.

[andreaellecee]

#ahah my friend i think you’re confused #you see one of them doesn’t BELIEVE in love (via fourofthem)

[sandersfanders-abandoned]

Logan going to ask Virgil a question about something and finds Virgil hanging up a flag and asks about it

Virgil explains it's a pride flag because he's aro, to which Logan "take everything literally" Sanders reacts confused because Virgil is definitely human shaped. Once he realises what the mix up is Virgil explains "aro not an arrow" and they both laugh

Virgil explains what aromantic is and how he identifies and Logan is kinda surprised he never know this existed. So he looks into it and talks to Virgil about different aro identities and finally realises that yeah, he's aro too. And Virgil gets him a pride flag for his room too

[sympathetic-deception]

Logan: So what kind of experience do you have with evil?

Deceit: I once sold a bunch of oregano to some middle schoolers who thought it was pot.

[spelldealer]

do you guys wanna see the cake i just made

[spelldealer]

what am I saying, of course you do

[spelldealer]

the mushrooms are made out of egg whites, sugar, vanilla, and cocoa powder! they taste almost exactly like toasted marshmallows

[gallusrostromegalus]

Mushreingues!

[alamarz]

Holy-

That looks amazing?!!?!!

[aimasup]

Chaotic Sibling Energy (Click for better resolution)

[jefferoni-quotes]

Lafayette, texting: I just realised that if the Incredible Hulk was English he’d be called the Absolute Unit and now I’m sad.

Hercules, in a reply: ABSOLUTE UNIT: SMASH