Trilbies Are Cool

This blog's name embarrassed me less when it wasn't associated with jerks.

[datasoong47]

[linguisticparadox]

[itswalky]

shit god wants peter to eat:

vulture

seal

eel

RACCOON???

owl

some other kind of vulture thing

MOTHERFUCKIN’ BEAR I GUESS, doesn’t even know why he’s there

hyena

turtle

PORCUPINE???

BAT???

ARMADILLO????

CEPHALOPOD???????

[itswalky]

The Action Bible version of the same scene, now with penguin, bunny, and tiger.

[vivian-the-barbarian]

Why are they in a hammock suspended by rope. Is God lowering them down on a big pulley or something?

[itswalky]

yes

[itswalky]

BRB gonna wear my shirt that announces I got successfully railed in the street just outside Fenway Park

[itswalky]

okay so when i originally typed those coordinates into my phone apparently google autocorrected them into something it thought I wanted, and the real coordinates actually land you in...

...this cemetary within Boston Common

which is honestly pretty fuckin' goth and I dig it

[itswalky]

maybe it's amazing, actually, to get impregnated while having $1 bills stuffed into your pants to commemorate George Washington portrait artist Gilbert Stuart while fucking on his grave

[itswalky]

she's back, and pairing her "where i got railed" shirt with some dinosaur overalls

[leohtttbriar-deactivated2025082]

[laurenillustrated]

Mystery Inc. but it’s the 1890s

Who had late Victorian Scooby Doo on their 2024 bingo card? Hmm?

The idea came to me when I was thinking about Sherlock Holmes and then remembered the iconic mystery solving gang hehe

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

:D

I would watch this <3

[ph-cutie]

disco elysium was ahead of the curve they managed to make a man so magnetic he seduced three quarters of the player base despite the fact he's canonically a dude highly prideful of having a big obnoxiously loud car

[ph-cutie]

he's a french cop whos so politically passive he can't even identify as a centrist and he has the worst car on the continent and when you tell him his stupid car gave you a migraine and scared off every bird in a 20km radius he's like "heh... oui i suppose thats ze price of my kineema's unmatched engine power" and three quarters of the player base wants to marry him

[genericchatter]

bad ending: the farmer sells out to Joja good ending: the farmer restores the community center and Pierre beats up Morris bad ending++: Morris goes to law school and comes back 4 years later as a Monsanto goon and hits the farmer with a killer lawsuit good ending++: same as above but the farmer teams up w/ Marlon and Pierre to disappear him in the mines true ending: the farmer must enter the water purifier even though it’s been established that abigail is immune to radiation

[thedarkbunny]

[12pmm]

[artesian-diff]

For future references:

This does not explain how to give credit to the extradimensional being who bestowed the vision upon you, but APA is a bit limited as a citation format.

[esoanem]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

There just HAD to have been a better way to phrase that....

[crinosg]

HE WILL MAKE YOU MOIST.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

"GET SET TO GET WET SPIDER-MAN!

I'M GOING TO SOAK YOU"

"Stop saying words"

[slimetony]

Woah did you guys hear that your phone will notify you about things

[slimetony]

Fuck me nobody told me it would make a noise. This shits cared me

[aenslem]

STARGATE SG-1 (1997–2007)

[bignaz8]

Sir Christopher Lee met Rasputin's assassins, saw the last guillotine execution, hunted Nazis, recorded a heavy metal album, spoke 9 languages, was Ian Fleming's cousin (James Bond) & was the only actor in “The Lord of the Rings” to have met J.R.R. Tolkien

[skeleton-richard]

Tags via @thesquireinvictus

[crittershowcircus]

.°○🫧🎈🫧○°.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

GASP

How did Pikachu learn Surf?

[funnypages]

Magneto will never live It down

Super-Villain Team-Up #14

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

For those wondering, this is the canonical reason why Magneto is younger than he should be

He got turned into a baby by space magic and then re-aged into an adult man by different space magic :D

[maggierobots]

And it's why he couldn't be arrested for all the people he killed!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

"If a man is regressed back to infancy

That man MUST go free!"

[paulgadzikowski]

"If the diaper fits You must acquit"

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

"If he's been regressed in age

Let him out of that cage!"

[vo-kopen]

I assume this is from Claremont, given that time Rachel turned Kitty Pryde’s clothes into a diaper and other childish clothes

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Surprisingly this was actually pre-Claremont!

[phoenix-effigy]

I learn so many strange things about comics from yall

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

We do what we can :D

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Just came across a comic strip expressing an opinion so bad that I took legit psychic damage.

[imsobadatnicknames2]

[oneheadtoanother]

[strangeparker]

[homoeroticsubtextinspace]

That's some looney tunes shit right here