May 16
I think there’s a bit of the unaware rich dumb valley girl in California.
Like obviously it’s not prominent and he tries to keep it to himself.
But he gives expensive gifts to people and when they get damaged he has no problem buying them a replacement.
He thinks the sign is sasa lele but he won’t say it out loud.
It’s more obvious when he’s in beach bum mode, that man thinks the moon is made out of cheese.
Either way he does occasionally slip up and say something stupid.
California: I should go to the sun, I’d get a sick tan
Washington: the sun’s too hot, you wouldn’t survive
California: then I’ll go at night?
Washington: …
Oregon: cal, your stupid is showing.
