[alayne-stones]

⟢ knight to some, squire to many

⟢ 28

⟢ she/her

⟢ sideblog. following from @kingfischers

⟢ house stark enjoyer 🐺

[ladystoneshart]

fuck it my unsolicited thoughts on the cat/ned/jaime/cersei non-canon couplings: could they fix each other?

ned x jaime: yes. ned would give jaime a honour boner so massive he would be compelled to become an actual human being (similar to what happened after brienne beat the shit out of him in asos). idk what ned would get from the exchange but I don't think jaime could make him worse. the problem is they are both bottoms so idk how the relationship would actually work 🤷‍♀️

jaime x cat: kinda. cat would use jaime as her personal attack dog but she would also keep him on a tight leash so no more pushing kids out the window (unless they deserve it). cat tops.

cat x cersei: NO. THE most toxic, dangerous, sexy yuri in all of westeros. they would make each other SO MUCH WORSE. cersei would validate every single violent impulse catelyn has ever had and in turn cat would make cersei actually competent (really dangerous!). if those 2 were ever on the same side of a conflict there would be no stopping them. unless cersei got on her nerves and cat had to kill her after 2 weeks idk. they both fight for dominance but cat tops.

cersei x ned just ends with ned having to behead cersei with ice after she smothered baby jon in the crib and tried to pin it on maester luwin. cersei tops.

[cucurb]

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

[theivorypiano]

𝔜𝔬𝔲 𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔯 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔤

𝔰𝔴𝔢𝔢𝔱, 𝔪𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔩𝔞𝔪𝔟

@tankhall

gouache on linen and lace, 2026, inspired by Preacher's Daughter

[ghostsarepeopletoo-2]

RIP Sansa you should’ve been in a gothic romance. RIP Bran you should’ve been in Stranger Things. RIP Rickon you should’ve been in Ivy and Bean. RIP Robb you should’ve been in High School Musical. RIP Jon you should’ve been in Percy Jackson. RIP Theon you should’ve been at the club. Arya’s fine actually

[queenaegon]

The Knight of Flowers shone so fine and pure in his white scales and silk that Jaime felt a tattered and tawdry thing by contrast.

everyone’s wondering who the younger more beautiful queen might be but none of them show any concern for this younger more beautiful lord commander…curious

[ilynpilled]

this is like watching an embarrassing 109 years old horse with a broken leg on the floor being kicked over and over again

[marquisoforder]

“And now you are older, my lord”

[ilynpilled]

he is just as dramatic

[ilynpilled]

jb

[libraryleopard]

why do we always bash girls for poisoning their family with arsenic but never question if the family had bad vibes? or was unpleasant to be around?

[alayne-stones]

time moves differently in the stark household

[the-sleepiest-girl]

Betsy Johnson fall runway 1997

[alayne-stones]

JEYNSA 2026 Day Two: Stolen Girlhood

[nyxqueen97]

Jeynsa parallels (3/?) : Bear companions

Based on them having "bear" related themes and being non traditional companions of trapped ladies who are faking their identities , i think they're going to accompany them for their journeys throughout TWOW by being another twist on the "bear and the maiden fair" imagery from the song.

Alayne wondered what Mya made of Ser Lothor. With his squashed nose, square jaw, and nap of woolly grey hair, Brune could not be called comely, but he was not ugly either. It is a common face but an honest one. Though he had risen to knighthood, Ser Lothor's birth had been very low. One night he had told her that he was kin to the Brunes of Brownhollow, an old knightly family from Crackclaw Point. "I went to them when my father died," he confessed, "but they shat on me, and said I was no blood of theirs." He would not speak of what happened after that, except to say that he had learned all he knew of arms the hard way. Sober, he was a quiet man, but a strong one. And Petyr says he's loyal. He trusts him as much as he trusts anyone

And we had other help, unexpected but most welcome, from a daughter of Bear Island. Alysane Mormont, whose men name her the She-Bear, hid fighters inside a gaggle of fishing sloops and took the ironmen unawares where they lay off the strand.

"The black brothers will accompany you as far as Castle Black," the king went on. "The ironmen are to remain here, supposedly to fight for us. Another gift from Tycho Nestoris. Just as well, they would only slow you down. Ironmen were made for ships, not horses. Lady Arya should have a female companion as well. Take Alysane Mormont."

[jeynepoole]

Jeynsa2026 - Day Two: Stolen Girlhood

"They are children, Sansa thought. They are silly little girls, even Elinor. They've never seen a battle, they've never seen a man die, they know nothing. Their dreams were full of songs and stories, the way hers had been before Joffrey cut her father's head off. Sansa pitied them. Sansa envied them." ASOS - Sansa II

"When it was done the bride stood naked, her bridal finery a heap of white and grey rags about her feet. Her breasts were small and pointed, her hips narrow and girlish, her legs as skinny as a bird's. A child. Theon had forgotten how young she was. Sansa's age." ADWD - The Prince of Winterfell

{fancasts - Sansa: Layla Burns in Outlander, Jeyne: Melisa Ilayda Özcanik in Magnificent Century: Kösem}

[ellemnopie]

She missed Septa Mordaine and even more Jeyne Poole.

Her truest friend.

[flapjacku]

Jeynsa Twitter event - Day 2: stolen girlhood

[forget-me-foramoment]

Sansa x Mya stone

@i-clandestine

[alayne-stones]

JEYNSA 2026 Day One: Childhood & Separation

[jeynsaevents]

jeynsa2026 — day one: childhood

“in the sweet little world she had shared with her friend jeyne poole.”

by kenmaboketa on X