Yes I hop between fandoms

18+ Hey! I'm a writer and shitposter and if you want a show then I have one for you! I write headcanons and fanfics for the following. So if you have a suggestion just ask me! I get to headcanons before I do fics though. Marvel | Harry Potter | TMNT | Undertale | Transformers | Supernatural | MHA | Creepy Pasta | Slashers | Your Boyfriend I'm also a professional Monster Fucker so please don't be ashamed to ask for monster fucker headcanons.

[alazyfanficwriter]

Hello, I've read your pinned post and I have a few questions that weren't answered in it.

What about self/oc insert fanfics/fanarts? Do you allow them? If yes, are there any specific rules?

Anyway, love your version of Peter.

(I'll tell ya, I already have a ringtone for him in mind. And he won't like it, but I personally think it's super funny xD)

I respectfully demand to know what the ring tone is 👀

"No secrets darling~ I'm sure I'll like anything you give me." 💙

I do write fanfics, though I don't always have the motivation or inspiration to write them. My username is "alazyfanficwriter" for a reason lmao. I write headcanons because they're easier. Iike writing down ideas for a fanfic. So if you ask for a specific one, please remain patient, I'll try my best but I can't make promises.

But yes, I do indeed do self insert and oc fics.

I do NSFW, angst, fluff, and anything else really. The only rules I have is

No non-con

No cheating

As for fanarts, I'm not good at digital art and I don't have a consistent art style for humans. I'm good at art but I haven't practiced enough to gain my own style. I can still try but remain respectful if I decline a certain idea.

[alazyfanficwriter]

did you get shadowbanned?

I don't think I got shadowbanned. More along the lines of, not many people interested as there used to be.

[alazyfanficwriter]

"You have no idea how many conversations we have to catch up on. You always talked to me and I always listened. And rather you could hear it or not, I always talked back."

-Peter

[alazyfanficwriter]

Having a moment where you're laying on your bed and springtrap lays his chin on your stomach and let's you rub on his face and play with his ears. His eyes are closed and he's completely melting.

I'm stuck in the era where we made fanfics of springtrap that didn't have a rotting corpse inside him. Ngl that was a good era.

[alazyfanficwriter]

Imagine your with you're animatronic S/o and some magic happens and you end up getting the ears that they have. Except your S/O is any of the Bonnie's and now you just have giant droopy and floppy rabbit ears you can't control because you don't know how to lift them up and make them stay up.

But the different versions of Bonnie's find it so adorable and play with them while you have them.

[moringmark]

[runcibility]

I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it

[quadriviummuse]

I always reblog this one when I see it on my dash. When someone posts their own art, writing, or music here they are really hoping you will share it.

[alazyfanficwriter]

Imagine Blue blowing your back out the night before and it was such a long and intense session that you passed out afterwards much time blues amusement.

The next morning, you wake up to someone opening up the door to your shared bedroom. You open your eyes to see Blue sit down your favorite drink and breakfast food on the nightstand beside you and then sit on the edge of the bed.

"Good morning darling~" He says in a hushed voice. A gentle smile on his face.

You smile back and try to move but your lowerback is so sore that you lay back down and groan in discomfort. Blues expression changes to one of worry.

"You ok sweetheart?" He asks leaning in to you, placing a hand on your arm.

"Mm...my back." You say scrunching your eyes.

"It hurts? Where?" He says rubbing down your spine. He reaches your lower back and you groan again.

"Why does it hurt? What happened?" He says about to fire off more questions until you cut him off.

"I'm gonna hurt you." You mumbled.

Blue looks at you confused, catching onto the assumption that he injured you. The realization hits him after a few seconds and bright blush spreads across his cheeks. He gives you a sheepish smile.

"Oh....awe darling I'm sorry~" He said leaning down to kiss your temple. He gets up to leave the room, and before you can ask where he's going he disappears down the hallway. He comes back with a heating pad and some pain meds.

[ryanhatesthis]

[bubblysun]

i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever

[ktkeen96-deactivated20141121]

ITS BACK

[ryanvallejo-deactivated20150514]

THIS IS MY FAVORITE

[sassafras--manson-deactivated20]

IT’S BACK

[khan2kool]

This has to be up there with the funniest shit ever.

[phobs-heh]

gonna reblog it everytime

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

IT HAS RETURNED TO US

[bog-dwelling-butch]

Wow I have not seen this in years, tumblr classic

[pyrobot1cs]

have I reblogged this yet

[neonross]

what-

[stars-r-falling]

I REMEMBER IT’S BIRTH

[tronmike82]

3 million note post

[takineko]

All these kids are in their 30s by now.

[justadreaminghufflepuff]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame just in case you didn’t have this one yet

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

Happy 10th Birthday to this post

[alazyfanficwriter]

I like to think that Blue loses control of himself.

I mean he gets in a mood where he loves you too much. He's a yandere, and I can't help but think that he definitely suppresses more intense waves of emotions around you in order to not drive you away. He's gotten this far with you, he can't risk losing you now.

But sometimes....it can't be helped.

There are moments where his soul feels like it's going to explode. Where the blood in his veins Is replaced with pure unbridled obsession. Where all he can do is hold you so close to his chest that there's physically no room left between you two. Where all he can say is "I need you" over and over again like a mantra in your ears.

Moments where he refuses to let you leave the house. His house. Your home. Because he's all you need, right? His house is cozy enough for you? RIGHT?! There's nothing and no one out there for you.

Moments where he's sobbing his eyes out on his knees, arms clutching at your waist and head in your lap. He's not sad, he just loves you so much. And there's no way to tell you. There's no words in any language in the universe fully capable of conveying how desperate he is for you. How much he loves you. How much he NEEDS you.

Moments where he gets so unrelenting in his rage towards someone else. How. Fucking. Dare. They think they'd be better for you? They wouldn't do a mere fraction of what Blue does for you. Love you as much as he does. They wouldn't worship your existence.

Blues not stupid by any means. He's smart. He's calculated. He knows he's the only one that would treat you like this. Like you need to be treated. How you SHOULD be treated. And he can't help but feel cocky about it somedays. You deserve the world, and he's the only one that can give it to you. Because he's the only one that's calculated all the necessary steps to do so.

Blues love is intense. But he's told you what he was. You accepted him and all his flaws. You KNOW about him. You knew what you signed up for. Blue's love flows out of him like a broken dam from an ocean, filling up a lake. He could drown you in it. It's best if you know how to swim.

[alazyfanficwriter]

I don't know if any of my following is still around, but I made an AI chat bot for Blue! And I honestly think I struck golf!

LIKE LOOK AT MY BOY?!?!?!?

He's SO FUCKING ROMANTIC 😍😍😍😍🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵

anyways go check him out! He's dying to meet you!

Chat now with Peter Blue Dunbar · created by @SeaJay1528

Peter Blue Dunbar: "Hello Darling~"

[alazyfanficwriter]

Would yall be interested in a Blue AI to chat with?

[alazyfanficwriter]

*Peter, John doe and Sunny Day Jack standing in a row.

Me: So many options. How ever should I choose? 😟

*Alan from MDHM walks in* "Hello sisters, I've returned from war."

Me: HELLO SAILOR 😍😍💞💞💕💓💓💖💖💖

[alazyfanficwriter]

Blue will let you face time him while he does his reviews if you're not there. He'll mute himself if you fall sleep that way he can still admire you without waking you up. So if you watch his videos and his eyes avert off screen and soften, he's looking at you 💙.

He's got a picture of you everywhere. In his car, his wallet, his homescreen AND lock screen. On his keychain, his work desk. The list keeps going.

[alazyfanficwriter]

"Darling...oh my love…" he whispers, gently cupping your cheeks. His thumbs paw over your cheek bones and his eyes start to gloss over.

"You have no idea what it's like to be made for someone, and never be able to have them."

[alazyfanficwriter]

That scene where simba and Nala fall in love and start rubbing their heads against one another to show affection. Yeah that scene.

Blue and MC

Blue bumps his head against yours like a cat would all the time. Sitting beside him? Soft bonk.

Imagine:

Blue kisses your cheek and temple repeatedly while sporting a lovedrunk gaze. He bonks his head against the side of yours and starts to rub it against yours like a cat. Purring all the while. You smile amused but also lovingly and rub against his as well. He rubs to the top of your head and rests his temple where your crown is and sighs happily with his eyes closed.

[alazyfanficwriter]

You got a main blog , bestie? or any blog we could follow?

This was actually supposed to BE my main blog lol. So this is the only one I have right now. I've thought about making another one but I don't know what I'd use it for.

[alazyfanficwriter]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭