I Just Wanna Nap

Snapchat: tomthebadass666 18 London Twitter:@thefuckfather

[unsettlingstories]

[excalibelle]

me watching monsters inc as a kid: how did it take so long for anyone to figure out that human child laughter not only produced energy like screams, but was more effective, and that children aren’t actually dangerous at all?

me watching monsters inc now: monsters incorporated, a multi-billion dollar corporate giant, stood to make extra profits off a scream shortage because low supply with high demand makes it possible to charge a fortune for a necessary commodity and everyone has no choice but to pay the high prices because they can’t go without electricity. Therefore Monsters Inc, as well as any other major powers that may have existed at the start of the era of using scream energy, fabricated the idea that only screams could generate sustainable energy sources in order to create artificial scarcity, because laugh energy was far easier to obtain and far more efficient, and therefore stood to lower the value of energy due to surplus. They also fabricated the idea that human children were toxic, in order to a) make other monsters too afraid to go near them to do research and possibly discover the secret of laugh energy, and b) to make monsters so afraid of going near them that there is a shortage of scarers, making it harder for rival companies to rise up and create competition. Even in the monster world, capitalism is based on lies, greed and cruelty, and even monster companies have no qualms about using and abusing children to maximize profits.

[fancyeliza-deactivated20200804]

Let Him Have The Sausages

[runwithskizzers]

i almost scrolled past this, like some kind of idiot

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[fincherspet]

IT (2017)

[mxnrique]

pennywise sweetie i am so sorry

[writing-prompt-s]

Game of Groans. Everyone fights with Dad jokes. You are single man who finds himself transported to this world.

[albinophobia]

Is this..... dream daddy???

[markv5]

Пятничный вечер сильного и независимого

[albinophobia]

"Friday evening of a strong and independent"

[markv5]

Вот такие домики ставят в Турции бездомным котам. Написано “Это мой домик. Пожалуйста, не причиняйте вред”….

[albinophobia]

"Here such small houses put in Turkey homeless cats. It is written "This is my house. Please do not do harm "...."

[markv5]

Я бампер!

[albinophobia]

"I'm a Bumper"

[purpletangyvaginas]

[grandpaq]

If I reblog it does that mean I’m gonna have good dick to give out this summer? 🤔

[lickmetilllicecreammmm]

Just here for the money part lmao

[interminaterogationriteolworshi]

Bring me my blessings

[n0kiv]

I just need the money

[thecryingcryptid]

On August 9, 2014, Brown, an unarmed black 18-year old, was shot and killed by Wilson, who is white. The shooting led to demonstrations, confrontations with police, and some looting and violence.

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[cigarettesforcats]

hey i’m just a simple gay who loves attention so smash that like button and don’t forget to subscribe

[cigarettesforcats]

IM REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE IM RLY CUTE AND THIRSTY FOR NOTES AAA

[owning-my-truth-deactivated2022]

[gasdgsdgsdg]

[malelavellan]

oh my christ

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