*cutely explodes potion in my face*

I literally have no clue what I'm doing. Ever.

[clubpenguindoneright]

[croptool-deactivated20221013]

i fuckign queued this and forgot abt it and got scared cuz i thought i was hacked or smth. anyways happy june eleventh

[lunamothed]

reblog while its still true 

[halosnothere]

well that can't be good

[a-3asfoor]

it will pass ..

[h0lyshift]

The older i get the more i understand why some people become obsessed with privacy, not because they’re hiding something, but because being constantly perceived starts to feel spiritually exhausting.

[teathattast]

[perriaeyjeve]

[edwire]

happy pride month 🩷 had to draw this scene as it canonically happened…

commissions are open 😊

[havinganormalone]

Fanfiction is insane. You can write porn so good you make friends.

[no-more-dead-dogs]

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

[catchymemes]

[sobcat]

people who do a PhD are running from something

[shocked--kwarrtz]

Yeah it’s called a 9-to-5

[cesspitoflove]

art from @tcustodis @tcustodisart

[lokaror]

i eat your grandads clothes

[fiollaigean]

how to cover letter:

polite greeting (it's me, boy)

introduction (i'm the ps5)

establish credentials (speaking to you inside your brain)

establish purpose (leave the girl, we don't need her)

describe what you can bring to the organization (cowboy times in space)

[theinfiknight]

Love when you try to take a screenshot but fuck up the timing of the volume down lock button combo and are left sitting there with slightly softer music and a black screen and you just have to sit there looking at your reflection on the locked phone and contemplate your failure for a bit

[blue0909]

Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.

THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????

[miketon]

[yms1]

im so sick of social media but tumblr? thats home.