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@alchemistdefective
"But then I'd be robbed of the sight of your pretty face?"
"Kidding, kidding~ I'll be a good girl this time."
She's screaming INTERNALLY
TAKING A DEEP BREATH
Goes hear the lips... gives a nice kiss... For like... two seconds... her tongue touching a bit, and...
chu-
SHE BREAKS OUT
AND SHE RUNS
FAR
FAR AWAY
"Romia-san, I could hear you from here, you know!" KITSUNE EARS! "You do know that the kami might be against that, right?!"
"Of course I know! I was hoping you'd hear!"
"And just as I thought, a cute Haruka has appeared before me! Lucky me~"
"W-Well, GOOD FOR YOU! I HEARD! You were REALLY LOUD!..."
...
"W-Well, umm... C-Close your eyes, and... just... pretend I'm... I don't know, a shapeshifter like Eri-san, okay?"
She got KISSED ON THE FOREHEAD BY A SLUT
SHE'S BEING BRAINWASHED, OH NO
"Today, Haruka will kiss me on the mouth... Today, Haruka will kiss me on the mouth... Today, Haruka will kiss me on the mouth..."
"Romia-san, I could hear you from here, you know!" KITSUNE EARS! "You do know that the kami might be against that, right?!"
"You mean like a watermelon, right?"
"Well, try me.~"
"Find someone else for that, Seiga-san. Good luck."
"Thighs to put your head between...~"
"Only for your head to be crushed by a watermelon."
Eri's OC might be the second most prettiest character in this blog, the first one being Yuri appearance wise :D
"Well of course! Everyone gets compensated accordingly, but Sakuya gets special little treats when I wrap my legs around her head."
"I didn't know you paid others, but I hope you pay them... well..."
...
"HOW DID THIS DEVOLVE INTO SEX TALK!?"
"I think the best dream WE had, was the one that felt like it lasted a year... and how much you moaned and struggled to keep a hold on your hatred in my arms. Would you like another? I don't mind making it happen again."
"Enough!"
Yup, BREAKING POINT
HAVE A QUICK, DIRECT BEAM FROM HIS WAND, aiming TOWARDS JEANNE'S HEART
No THEATRICS, JUST A DANMAKU BEAM FROM GENSOKYO
alchemistdetective Rirune: *takes a deep breath* *brings out a knife*
"What's wrong boy, do you want another dream. Did you miss being a mother that badly?"
"Are you delusional? I don't know how you manage to get into my head and conjure dreams, but the best dream I'd have is a knife in your chest."
"Did someone say monk?! Are we reciting the sutra?!"
No????
"Beloved Haruka, it is good you are here. I do not know the words to the sutra."
Asharia is sitting under running water, entirely naked, because some schemer told him this was the quickest way to inner peace or something like that.
"I am strengthening the mind they say. Will you also join me?"
"......"
"SUMIMASEN!!! I'M SO SORRY! EXCUSE ME!"
SHE'S TUMBLING OUT
GOOD JOB, ASHARIA
"You shaved."
"You shaved, and nothing happened."
"Sex!"
"U-Umm... not that often?"
"Male!"
And now, for the secret third option
Okay okay, I'll give what everyone wants, HERE
The two boys (continued)
