Alchemy

24 Canadian Indigenous Socially anxious lesbian who writes mostly gay fanfiction. Can be found on Fanfiction.net, AO3, and Wattpad under AlchemyLunastria

[4525yaoi]

wesker and friends

[flamewillowspn]

Happy 10 year anniversary of the Mishapocalypse. how are we all feeling about this? 2013 tumblr was a silly funny time! 🤡 🤡 🤡

[viviraptor]

out of cards thursday

video source: x

[rabinovitch]

happy werewolf transgenderism wednesday

[gothic-chicanery]

happy werewolf transgenderism wednesday

[crayola-samgirl]

[bellakitse]

me, a fanfic writer: *touches my new fav character’s face* *whispers* I’m gonna get you laid

[tia-pixie]

me, a different fanfic writer: *pets my fave character’s hair* *whispers* I’m gonna emotionally, maybe also physically, torture you

[dettiot]

me, another fanfic writer: *boops my fave character’s nose* *whispers* I’m going to send you to an alternate universe where you make better decisions.

[lightedwindows]

me, yet another fanfic writer:  *pats my fave character’s shoulder* *whispers* you are about to go to so much therapy

[koroleva-dvastolba]

Literally no one:

Not a single soul:

Male authors:

[youthbookreview]

[Image text from a novel:

"I like your mother. You have your mother's breasts."

"Her breasts."

"Great stand-up tits," he said.]

[jelloapocalypse]

sorry I think we’re sleeping on

This author is either writing a parody or they’re an alien

[iwilleatyourenglish]

this is Cosmopolis by Don DeLillo. it’s a really weird novel about a man going to get a haircut that’s also a pretty explicit criticism of the 1%.

the main character is a multimillionaire who’s so fixated on money and materialism that he’s basically forgotten how to be a normal human being and connect with people. that conversation above is him talking to his new wife. at one point, he even says something like, “this is good. we are having a conversation. this is what people do.”

[allycattiny]

[kldjfkdsljf]

KLANCEMAS PROMPTS 2021

– Tag your work with #MonthlyKlance – Feel free to skip prompts, change the order, mix them together, etc! – Reblog to spread the word & have fun!

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[johnbottoms]

u r pulling my leg. u have to be

[nekogirltail]

Sneasuring tape (Snail measuring tape)

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Killed a spider n now I feel bad :/

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Why did you say that

[quasi-normalcy]

Okay, so it takes 9 months to make a baby human; that’s about 3 kg.

A baby spider, by contrast, weighs about 1 mg; roughly 3 million times lighter.

So...you could give birth to a healthy baby spider in about...8 seconds? Like it’s not a big inconvenience.

[shittinggold]

tumblr user saturnine-powerbomb is on the other side of the cave, churning out spiders as fast as Georg can shovel them into his mouth

[transxfiles]

someone, reading my writing: wow great story!

me, sticking my hands in the plotholes: thanks it has pockets :)

[gallusrostromegalus]

Plot holes are merely the pockets in which your audience keeps their fanfiction ideas.

[glitterandrocketfuel]

This is galaxy-brain level understanding of story structure.

[levisbichh]

Art credit: @e_m.w on Instagram

Please remember to support the artist on their page too! 💕

[fuckyeahmarxismleninism]

[papprekakinga-deactivated202407]

Always reblog

[writerlywriting-deactivated2019]

As a former zookeeper we would hear this a lot. “If you don’t study hard you’ll end up cleaning poop for a living.” It’s the one time we’re allowed to go off on the visitors. I once heard my boss rant for five minutes at a lady, in front of her kids, about how he had a Master’s degree, how people literally worked there for free, and how dare she judge people without bothering to know anything about them. Later that day his boss came by and said, roughly, “She told us what happened. Thanks for not throwing anything this time.”

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

I can count on one hand the amount of times I have gone off on people, but employment snobbery gives me the rage. I was showing the new kid how to use the fry scoop at McDonald’s “.. like this, and then just sort of hold it perpendicular and give it one tap..”

And the new kid sniggered “isn’t perpendicular a bit of a big word for McDonald’s?”

Something in me was just so annoyed by this 16yr old who was learning to work right next to me and somehow felt above us? Fuck that shit. I pointed at the people just on the floor and went off, “she’s a 4th year law student, she’s the primary career for her terminally ill daughter, he raises 100,000 for charity every year, she manages 3 stores and more than £16mil in turnover a year. What the fuck do you do?”

He just sort of mumbled “I didn’t know”

“you shouldn’t have to know, you’re not better than us. So. You tap it once and then move it here to release…”

[jaylacucu]

“I didn’t know.”

“You shouldn’t have to know,”

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “i fill my ass with orange juice”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: ”17 cocks”

always reblog tumblr identification

[amlsh-deactivated20181211]

this post makes me want to gouge my eyes out

[sads]

im laughins so hard who changed it

[ace-beef]

[drowningdryonland-deactivated20]

🏳️‍🌈This blog supports all sexual orientations and gender identities

Reblog if yours does too.

[bobacupcake]

may i request a rainbow snom for prode month

[cabbagedkappa]

hey OP could we get individual gifs pls <3

[bobacupcake]

here u go !

[maykitz]

that episode of pokemon where team rocket joins a beach beauty contest and james participates in a tiny bikini and has giant boobs. what did they mean by that

[maykitz]

what were they trying to say

[tache-noire]

binder game off the fuckin charts in uniform

[valtsv]

but if i don’t hyperfixate i’ll get depressed and die

[valtsv]

*runs out of hyperfixations* oh god oh fuck *lies in bed feeling empty and useless for 48 hours*

[princecharmingtobe]

*desperately digs through old hyperfixations* there must be SOMETHING