THESE CHORDS MAKE HER SO HAPPY

Play Daniel In The Den at my funeral [diana] [she/her]

[camilicy]

Ratitas 🐁✨

[millennium-shitpost]

isn’t he always

[millennium-shitpost]

he.

he blew up a building

because he lost a card game

[shakefry]

Nah…he blew up a because it belonged to his step father. 

He built a death theme park, with electric chairs, an ax murderer, guillotines, a Tetris room where the block crush you and a torture device built to drive people to insanity in 10 minutes because he lost a card game (and was trapped in a card, feeling how it is to be eaten alive for an unspecified amount of time). 

But this is also in a world where people being blown up, poisoned with a scorpion and burned alive are things that happen on daily basis, so…he may be a law abiding citizen…

[millennium-shitpost]

the lack of time between the end of the tournament and the actual explosion makes it highly unlikely that he got permission for it

on top of that, marik and rishid were pretty clearly in japan illegally, which should have instantly disqualified them from the tournament (not counting all the things that they and other people did that should’ve gotten them all disqualified

and yeah, the death-t exists too. and so do those other things, but the incompetence of the domino police force doesn’t mean no laws were broken

it’s been established that murder is still illegal there. kaiba seto has killed people. he is not a law abiding citizen

[millennium-shitpost]

he can buy as many cities as he wants - ultimately, he still falls under the control of the japanese goverment

and kaiba owns a gun

guns are illegal in japan

so no, he’s not a law abiding citizen

[millennium-shitpost]

more like “he’s rich so the laws aren’t meant for him to begin with”

but in-universe he probably just beat all the lawyers at card games so no one can charge him with anything (marik also could’ve done this but he chose Drama)

[millennium-shitpost]

jinzo

[holdtheskeletongrillby]

I’d like to point out the building he blew up was his own building on an island that may not be under the jurisdiction of any particular sovereign entity, and therefore could be exempt from any such laws about blowing things up.

(Also, since when did he own a gun? I’m genuinely curious because I only remember him taking guns from people that were trying to shoot him point blank and then making use of said gun to threaten Pegasus’s people, not having one on himself anywhere to start with. His bodyguards and such had corporate sponsored gun training, so they should have the applicable permits and paperwork filed. You are able to own guns in Japan, it’s just a really strict and expensive and time-consuming process to do so - but Seto Kaiba would still be unable to do so legally as he is very underage.)

[millennium-shitpost]

i’m pretty sure you can’t blow up buildings even if you own them. something to do with “insurance fraud” and “safety hazards” and “come out of the building with your hands in the air sir”. idk lots of people were yelling and i wasn’t paying attention anyway

also i went back and checked and yeah it looks like he took the gun from a dude threatening him. having said that, i still believe he absolutely owns at least one gun, probably more than that. not legally, but he’s rich, so…

[alienpapacy]

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[airframeextender]

underwater temple, underwater monk

underwater rhymes and underwater funk

he sleeps in the sea in an underwater bunk

with mirrors all around him hes an underwater hunk

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

he’s got underwater junk in his underwater trunk

on the basketball court he does a nautical dunk

he’s got a little stash of underwater skunk

underwater temple, underwater monk

[cnsystem]

[toxicsolarvibrations-deactivate]

if i had two boyfriends id text them a daily ranking list on who was doing better so they could compete for the first spot

[toxicsolarvibrations-deactivate]

this isnt about polyamory this is about me having bitches

[whitepeopletwitter]

[solitarelee]

also you CAN just get a new one

[solitarelee]

a FAMILY. you can get a new FAMILY. i must clarify, you can not get a new appendix you can get a new FAMILY, 

[eternal-fractal]

speak for yourself i have two appendix’s now and it’s honestly the worst investment i’ve made. 

[thingsdivine]

I mean.. that’s just plain rude innit

[thebootydiaries]

me: sorry I'm taken

*loud dragon roar in the distance*

me: oh, there's my boyfriend :)

[6balls]

if you think showing ur kids harry potter will radicalize them u are wrong and u should just instead watch a bug’s life and chicken run. there are gays in there, even. no not “canonically,” shut up, i’m old and in my day we simply UNDERSTOOD when a chicken was a lesbian or a stick bug was a gay man with the telepathic connection between our massive gay brains like the baby geniuses. i took a benadryl

[whatthefluffnightvale]

[fullmetaljackit]

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

[nepofledgling]

if I was hannibal and someone accused me I would be like “really? is it because of my name? I was under the impression that we were all adults here, but it seems i was mistaken.” and they would be so embarrassed they would have no choice but let me go

[baapi-makwa]

my friends cat loves attacking xmas trees but hates plastic bags

[quillusquillus]

the narrative tension in this picture is outrageous

[sexhaver]

OnlyFans says it will no longer ban porn in stunning U-turn after user backlash

OnlyFans says it received "assurances" from its banking partners that will allow the platform to continue allowing sexually explicit content

ever seen someone backpedal so hard they fall off the bike

[kaijuno]

Palpatine looks like an evil Colin Mochrie

[ferventvervet]

but why would you hide this in the tags though

[scared-science-team]

[godzilladatingsim]

[gondwana]

Ok I'll bite what the fuck is going on with this jerma guy

[skincareroutine]

he built an interactive house set so his twitch viewers can play w him like a sim

[gondwana]

[fuckyeah2000s]

what's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don't try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.

Go!!