hello welcome to my hell

i'm Kelena and i like pocky, dogs, noodles, memes, and dad jokes

[stabcaeser]

Who I think I am vs. who I actually am

[coconutoilpainting]

this may be the most accurate post I’ve ever seen

[taco-bell-rey]

Porn blogs still posting porn until December 17th is the equivalent of the band playing while the Titanic was sinking.

[askuwait-deactivated20161214]

Beirut, lebanon 🇱🇧

[lehua19]

this is like a painting in motion

[ohheypeyt]

Most beautiful comment I’ve ever seen ^

[electric-daisy-forest]

I just want a relationship where we are both equally obsessed with each other, but in a healthy way. Save my selfies when I send them to you. Text me “I know you’re sleeping right now, but…”. Take the time to listen to the songs that are important to me. Joke around with me and make fun of me and then kiss me right after. Tell your friends how happy I make you and how excited you’ll be when we are finally married. Double text me because you miss me. Reassure me when I’m feeling insecure. Grab my hand, hold me, show everyone I’m yours. Don’t hold back on me, tell me how much you want me and how much you love me. Make me happy and I will do my best to make you happier.

[electric-daisy-forest]

Just a few months later and now I have this.

[catchymemes]

[gibsterlife]

When they go over the requirements for a project at work

[mockingbirdie]

do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.

[shogas]

me, getting chased around my house by a murderer: alexa play what’s new scooby doo by simple plan

[forgetmcnotts]

To All The Books I’ve Bought Before And Still Haven’t Read

[kanjiklubb]

[momlonde-deactivated20130315]

do you ever see a photograph of someone really attractive from like the 1800s and you suddenly get pissed because they’ve been dead for like 200 years and you probably don’t have a chance with them

[taelusive555]

“probably”

[virtualhell]

[mrtoastiebutt]

yall know the fuck time of year it is

[precociousreader]

what she says: i’m fine

what she means: the tv show iCarly always portrayed Spencer as some bumbling idiot after dropping out of law school after three days, but they disregard the fact that this means Spencer did in fact finish college with a degree and knew enough about the law to pass his entrance exams and had good enough grades in his classes to be accepted into a law school therefore the image that they portrayed of him being stupid is false, he was simply a man who realized his passion lied elsewhere and he wasn’t going to pay a tuition for a law school studying that when his heart wasn’t in it. he was a smart man with the knowledge and capability to do anything, and he chose his art

[thatshapeami]

[aldejekyll]

How do women who cheat rationalize cheating on supportive and loving boyfriends? What are the red flags to watch out for while talking to women who are cheaters?

it’s pretty much the same for men and women i think. i wouldn’t know. you live and you learn.

[aldejekyll]

As someone who talks and shares a lot about feminism what is your take on a guy who stays at home to raise the kids so that the wife can pursue a high powered career?

i think it’s wonderful. i don’t really post here that much anymore, so i’m wondering where you’re getting this material from...

[aldejekyll]

Don't you think it's disgustingly hypocritical of you when you noisily hate cis-gendered white men and blame them for all of society's problems when all you want is to date a cis-gendered white male?

lmao, someone’s angry. i’ve never really “noisily” hated them, i don’t know where you got that from. and i don’t know where or how you’ve assumed my dating track record, so goodbye now~