one microscopic cog in a catastrophic plan

[griffinsanddragons]

I don’t want to write this extremely specific fanfic of which I am the primary audience, I just want to read it.

[onthatslither]

[chadgamer]

direct action

[jayce]

[derrygirlsgifs]

[nessa007]

I just received a phone call from Louise Care’s mother and it’s not looking great.

[marj4rine]

i bring to you, an old meme

@thearcanagame

[scienceandfandoms]

You fools. She is dual wielding.

[lucentgallivanter]

me: i love you but please, please do not step on my keyboard. go a foot out of your way and go around

my lovable yet ungrateful cat, a troublegirl and a fiend: you could sooner divert a river from its course than deny my nature 

[thatshapeami]

[curseworm]

does mace work on birds

[curseworm]

if a heron is attacking me will mace be an effective deterrent

[curseworm]

time sensitive question please respond

[mostlycatsmostly]

[flordalaranja]

an alien

[apathetic-revenant]

[enzerusworld]

[actualdragoninreallife]

people who don’t own cats: cats are so aloof… they just keep to themselves and don’t care that you even exist

cats: hey! hey! hey! hey! pay attention to me! hey! why aren’t you looking at me! hey! hey! if you don’t pet me right now i’ll freakin die! hey! heeeyyy!!!!

[drarryismymuse]

So true…usually also accompanied by…

cat: *crash* you didn’t look at me good enough.

[dominoinla]

i love my tiny destructive house goblin 

[thatshapeami]

one time i wasn’t paying enough attention to my cat so she flushed my toilet until it overflowed and flooded the whole bathroom

it was four o’clock in the morning, i was asleep

[catsuggest]

Suggest: accessorise

[kryptoniandonuts]

[salazar-slanderin]

People want to complain that Horace Slughorn wasn’t a well written Slytherin, but trashing your house, faking your death and transfiguring yourself into an armchair to avoid an uncomfortable conversation is about as Slytherin as it gets.

[fattiphatfat]

It wasn’t even his house

[kingofthehillcaps]