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@alders-quotes
Hello! My name is Alder and I've been lurking around Tumblr for a while now and I've decided to make my own inncorect quotes blog. I'll be making quotes for The Hobbit, Lord of the Ring, and The Silmarillion. If anyone wants to send in anything or just talk I'll be happy to respond. Thank you for looking at my blog!
I occasionally forget this blog exists, but every once in a while, I'll get spam liked, and it's my favorite thing
Feanor, after fighting with his Indis: The threads of my sanity are threatening to break apart and the thirst for blood is pushing me past the line....
Fingolfin, feeding him cookies dipped in milk while Feanor's cocooned in his cloak: Hm, is that so.
Fingolfin, sipping a drink: Mmm, you want some?
Feanor, extremely suspicious: Did you put something in it?
Fingolfin: Of course not silly! What do you take me for? Try some!
Feanor: Ok, sure?
Feanor, sipping the drink;
Feanor, immediately spitting it out:
Fingolfin, giggling: I lied, I put dirt in it~
Fingolfin: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something
Feanor: Fingolfin, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things keep happening to you is because you're a dumbass
Fingolfin, walking into his home: Hello people who don't live here
Feanor: Hey
Finarfin: Hello
Fingolfin: I gave you two the key to my place for emergencies only!
Feanor: We were out of food
Finarfin: Yeah, you wouldn't want you favorite brothers to starve now would you?
Fingolfin: Gatekeep, girl boss and....what's the last one
Feanor: There isn't another one
Fingolfin: I'm pretty sure-
Feanor: No, you're making it up
Melkor, laying next to Sauron: Hear me out....ass implants but with beads
Sauron, rolling over: It's three in the morning
Melkor: No no no no, here me out, when you twerk?? Maracas~
Sauron, sitting up: I'm sleeping on the couch again
Celegorm: Change is inedible
Maedhros: Don't you mean inevitable
Celegorm, spitting out coins: I do not
Fingolfin, cooking:
Finarfin: Any chance that's for me?
Fingolfin: It's for Feanor, I'm planning on making some bad choices tonight and I need him on my side
Feanor: I never realized the forethought you put into being a disappointment
Fingolfin: I can't believe you actually threw me!!
Feanor: I was careful to make sure you didn't break anything
Fingolfin: Are we talking about my bones or the stacks of boxes you threw me at?!
Maedhros, picking up Fingon and showering him with kisses: Good morning cutie pie
Fingon: I am not a cutie pie!
Maedhros: Yes you are~
Fingon, flopping on the bed with the biggest smile: I know~
Fingolfin: If I say I love you brother will you say it back?
Feanor: Yes
Fingolfin: I love you brother
Feanor: It back
*later*
Finarfin: Why is Fingolfin sobbing in his room?
lol YOU get feanor, nolofinwe and arafinwes relationship
I have two older brothers so it's like looking in a mirror, lol!
Feanor: If I die, please avenge me
Finarfin: What if it's an accidental death?
Feanor: Just go nuts and break shit
Fingolfin: Deal
Basically Fingolfin vs Morgoth
I apologize for bothering you,
I have a question (the answer of which will be seen in a future fan art project by me) for the silm fandom:
Which animal do you associate with Maedhros?
(You're not bothering me at all)
Interesting question!
Maedhros is such a fascinating and tragic elf and I wasn't sure if you wanted a non fictional animal or a fictional but I associate Maedhros with a phoenix. The phoenix conceptualizes existence as a continuous cycle of birth, death, and rebirth and to me that is Maedhros.
Fingolfin: We'll be right back, me and Finarfin have to check on the ring bear
Feanor: It's pronounced "ring bearer"
Fingolfin: ....
Finarfin: .....
Feanor: Look at me right now and tell me that you did NOT bring a fucking bear to mine and Nerdanel's wedding
