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Godless Punks is available on Amazon! If you like fantasy, demons, criminals, heists, and LGBT rep, my new book has it all. Link in my description!

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✨ HAPPY RELEASE DAY TO ✨ HOW ZELDA MARRIED DEATH ✨

💀 For centuries, Death has only known the Work, the reaping and administrating of souls. Their routine is disrupted when a mortal named Zelda refuses to die and offers Death her hand instead.

With great befuddlement, Death accepts.

Husband and wife have little in common. Death is grim (ha!) and work-oriented, perplexed by the intricacies of relationships. Zelda is beautiful and can do no wrong. (She’s also quite good at hijacking blurbs.) As Death and Zelda navigate their unconventional marriage, the affection between them grows, resulting in a relationship that is as sweet as it is whimsical.🌹

🌹 HOW ZELDA MARRIED DEATH is a low-plot novella that mixes fantasy, romance and comedy. Perfect for a quick, sweet and funny read!

🌹Yo can buy the ebook and the paperback NOW on Amazon.

🌹 Watch the lovely book trailer here!

🌹 You can also add the book to Goodreads!

🌹 Content warnings: Death is obviously a theme that is present throughout the story, generally treated lightly. Sexual content is fade to black but discussed a fair amount.

🌹 Reviews & Ratings are appreciated, as are reblogs & shares! ❤️

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!!!!! This was a delight to read and I more than recommend it!!

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Barker then turned his attention to his fellow author J.K. Rowling, who has had her fair share of controversy over the last few years over her opinions on the transgender community. “There’s a lot of pain amongst the transgender people that I know,” Barker stated. “They have a lot of issues in the world as it is, without a famous author opining on the subject. It just seems redundant. It just seems unkind.”

Noting Rowling’s vast financial success, Barker felt that Rowling’s newfound position of fame ought to exclude her from discussing trans rights. He added, “It really just seems redundant for a woman as successful, as validated in the world, as Ms Rowling, to be negative, to be disruptive if you will, to a very beaten up subculture. These are human beings. She has no right to opine, I think, upon the lives of human beings that she does not know.”

“I feel very protective of people who are on the edge of our culture as gay people still are,” Barker continued. “And certainly transgender people are on the edge of our culture. And here you have one of the most successful people in the frigging world – Ms Rowling. Going after a very emotionally vulnerable portion of our culture. It just seems unnecessary and unfair.”

Prejudice.

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You are part of a small, near immortal group of beings that have been alive for millennia - you can only be killed on one specific day that comes every 100 years. Different members of your group dealt with this day in different ways: some locked themselves away, some of the more blood thirsty ones went rampaging, taking out as many as they could. But without fail, at least one dies every century, and now, there’s just two of you left, and a week until the next Anniversary

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You meet up for drinks.

The bar is old–not as old as you, obviously, but still really fucking old. Buried below the rumbling city, the roiling sewers, the catacombs of Paris. Below even the empire of the dead.

This is the land of the immortals, and there are only two of you left.

Hence, drinks.

Your old friend (nemesis, lover, captain, whore, ruler, enemy) sits in the chair across from you, swirling their drink. Bourbon, probably, if their taste still holds from the Golden Age of Piracy, or champagne from the court of Versailles. They had looked stupid in a wig, but you had looked stupider. Or maybe it’s hot chocolate spiced with chili, the kind you used to drink together on cold Mexico nights, or homebrewed Viking mead from the half century spent raiding.

You don’t know, and they won’t tell you. Their glass is opaque, as dark as the shadows cobwebbing in every corner of the bar, and they keep the rim tipped towards their chest. They don’t trust you not to poison them, not after 1300s Constantinople, and you don’t blame them. You don’t really trust yourself to refrain, either.

Neither of you speak, for a while. It’s companionable, like old Macedonian nights spent stargazing, but there’s a speakeasy tension running electric underneath. Neither of you knows what will happen, not really. No one has seen an immortal die and lived to tell of it. You don’t know how it happens, only that it will. Tonight.

One of you will die, and one of you will be the only immortal left in the world.

You’re not sure which is worse.

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tv show reviews except being gay is the norm

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We can't ibuprofen our way outta this one boys

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This post was meant as a joke but it has come to my attention that literally none of us are ok

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This is the energy y'all are giving off in the notes

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Hades Animation | Glitter and Gold

There comes a time with any project where you have to be like “do I actually want to make an entire music video, or do I just wish an entire music video existed”, and sometimes you realize it’s the latter and it’s best to simply cut the project short. Anyway here’s this.

Fandom: Hades Song: Glitter & Gold by Barnes Courtney Programs Used: Clip Studio Paint (Animation), iMovie (Combining w/ SFX)

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I think.

Look. I think fanfiction just absolutely rips because the stakes are so low.

I am literally just Out Here making dilfs pine and yearn and cry. I am making gal pals kiss on the mouth. I am mashing messy little trios together and daring them to figure themselves out while I watch with unbridled glee.

Nobody is paying me. Nobody is expecting anything of me. I am audacious and I am free. Viva la fucking weird, baby, make that shit sizzle.

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There's a tumblr post floating around somewhere that says "We think that if we get better at writing, it will someday stop sounding like we wrote it" or something along those lines.

Does anyone happen to have a link handy? I want to reference it in an advice post.

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Was it this one? 🤗

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Lessons and Learnings

For @witcher-bows-and-arrows. Feb 6: Court

In which Jaskier teaches Geralt the art of courting. It’s all about paying attention to details, really, except he may be missing a few details himself.

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“What do you mean I’m wrong? Certainly she was interested,” Jaskier takes another bite of the lemon cake and speaks with his mouth full, “or why did she wink at me, hmm? Nobody winks if they are not falling in love, even just a little. When it comes to the matter of the heart, my friend, I should be the expert between us.”

The sun is climbing high, and their little picnic will need to end soon due to the midday heat, but Geralt still lazes on the large blanket set up by himself earlier. His head is pillowed on one arm, and the other has raised to his forehead to block the sunlight.

What Geralt also set up in the morning before asking Jaskier to join him on this meadow is a basket of assorted pastries and wine. It sits beside him, now only half full, and Jaskier sits on the other side cross-legged, munching on the food without a care in the world.

“I’m not saying you’re wrong,” Geralt replies, eyes closed. “I’m merely pointing out a fact, Jaskier, that you may not understand the matter of the heart as well as you believe.”

“Wow.” Jaskier licks the honey off his thumb. “I won’t take offense because you’re you, but let it be noted that I always know. Always! If someone is pursuing me, it will be so obvious the words might as well be written across their forehead.”

“Is it though? I reckon someone could be doing it right in your face and you wouldn’t recognize it.”

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The only high school heterosexual romance I want to see is jock girl x nerd boy sorry the other ones have been too overdone give me a super confident basketball player girl and a guy who's a little terrified of her

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Nerd boy: *is scrambling for books at his locker*

Basketball girl: *leans on the locker next to his like jocks do in high school movies*